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Biolite advice

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 04:03:17 No.624730 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>624938

I was wondering if I should buy myself a Biolite and put some money in it for fuel, or just use some matches to burn my money directly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 04:06:46 No.624734 Report

Quoted By: >>624738

It may work better if you chage your monies to foreign currency at a very bad exchange rate and the burn the foreign currency.

So much more chic that way!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 04:11:09 No.624738 Report

Quoted By: >>624741

>>624734

Instructions unclear. Bought 2 Biolites. Put one inside the other. I don't understand how but it's generating power. Getting scared

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 04:14:40 No.624741 Report

Quoted By: >>624770

>>624738
> prepare for timewarp...

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 05:02:55 No.624770 Report

Quoted By: >>624775 >>624926

>>624741

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 05:05:59 No.624775 Report

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>>624770

All I wanted was to charge my phone and boil some water, now there's all these fuckin spoopy trannies dancing around me, "feminine penises" flopping to and fro in the crisp autumn air

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 13:37:58 No.624926 Report

Quoted By: >>625303 >>625402

>>624770
I know I'm going to get ass blasted for having an opinion. But fuck I hate that damn movie.

Anyway back on point. I think donating your money to a local charity is a better investment than a biolite. The warm glow you'll have in your heart as a result will charge your phone faster, produce more light, and keep Jonny the billy goat warmer than a biolite can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 14:33:43 No.624938 Report

Quoted By: >>625365

>>624730
it's fan assisted, so burns insane amounts of fuel, you cant really get anything bigger than finger sized sticks in there either.

takes a good 5 hours to charge up a current gen iphone

the battery cell inst waterproof, a great feature in an outdoors thing

1/10 practicality 10/10 gimmickery

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 02:50:34 No.625303 Report

Quoted By: >>625555

>>624926
>I know I'm going to get ass blasted for having an opinion. But fuck I hate that damn movie.
So brave, I wish I had more upboats to give

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 04:46:43 No.625365 Report

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>>624938

It's designed to excite all the right parts of the brain in people looking for a cool outdoor toy

Damn them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 05:33:50 No.625402 Report

Quoted By: >>625555

>>624926
tim curry would get you ass blasted either way

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 13:29:11 No.625555 Report

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>>625303
>>625402
Kek to both of you.

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