>>630400First you need to cover yourself head to toe in maple syrup. Since they're Canadian, the syrup will be familiar to them and won't cause them to panic.
Use the cover of darkness to slowly approach one of them.
Make your move, be deliberate but smooth. Grab one of the geese. Now pull out your large can of pepper spray, and spray it directly up the goose's ass.
The goose will inflate until it explodes, sending goose down everywhere. Don't worry, you're ready for this.
Roll around in the goose down quickly. Other geese will be coming to see why Greg just exploded. The maple syrup will be like glue, and the goose down will stick to you. Make sure you cover every inch of yourself.
You are now a goose.
The other geese will be suspicious, this is where you need to be careful. If you just run around blowing pepper spray up the other goose asses, they will catch on quickly and attack.
Slowly gain their trust. It may take weeks even. Eventually you'll have to become the alpha goose. It will involve a man vs goose fight, but the other geese will not interfere out of respect.
You should be able to win this fight, and the former alpha goose will fly away.
You now control the geese.
Since you're the alpha, you'll need to mate with the other geese. This is where your plan comes together.
Just as you're about to penetrate the goose, swap out your boner for the pepper spray. Just like you did to Greg, make that goose explode.
One by one you'll slowly eliminate the geese. Since you're the alpha, they won't question you.
Once you've killed all the geese, you may notice there is a lot of extra goose down laying around. This is where your friends come in, covered in honey.
You now are all geese. You control the campus, and because of the rules, no one can stop you.
You have become legend.
