>>631409Non Virgin, non ugly girl fucker reporting in.
Your girlfriend is fat and is not /out/. Look at that meaty mug and tell me you honestly thought she'd turn around and become a Mrs. Ray Mears. Exactly. I can only imagine how excited she was to tell all of her 4 friends at the gas station how her neck bearded knight whisked her away for a romantic waltz 50 meters away from the interstate into some generic middle America woods.
>>631495You are championing the fact you have a wife that's /out/ but she still looks like a 5th grader with downs and pubes for hair. Assuming you're on the rock - - you look like a depressingly humanized chicken little who grew up too fast yet still managed to snag every terrible sign of aging on his journey through the years.
