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Anonymous Fri 20 Nov 2015 05:07:14 No.633398 View View Reply Original Report

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We have a joke in Estonia for outdoors:
K: What is the best place in forest to camp?
V: Not between mother bear and cub!
Hahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Nov 2015 05:15:25 No.633401 Report

Quoted By: >>633422

I didn't think Estonians had jokes. Or is that the only one?

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Anonymous Fri 20 Nov 2015 05:21:28 No.633403 Report

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>>633398

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Anonymous Fri 20 Nov 2015 05:22:24 No.633405 Report

Quoted By: >>633413 >>633422

>>633398

Must be funnier in russian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Nov 2015 05:53:28 No.633413 Report

Quoted By: >>633422

>>633405
yeah it prolly rhymes or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Nov 2015 06:14:04 No.633422 Report

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>>633401
>>633403
>>633405
>>633413
EZ JOKE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Nov 2015 13:31:28 No.633560 Report

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>>633398
Not funny, post qts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Nov 2015 13:39:07 No.633563 Report

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>>633398

One day, hear knock on door.

Man ask “Who is?”

“Is potato man, I come around to give free potato”

Man is very excite and opens door.

Is not potato man, is secret police.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Nov 2015 14:45:09 No.633581 Report

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From Hungary:

Better to have NATO missles in back yard, than a Russian on your Mother!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Nov 2015 21:34:32 No.633734 Report

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>>633398
I'm from Estonia and I'm hearing this joke for the first time lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Nov 2015 21:57:07 No.633740 Report

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>>633398

Nice. My favorite Finnish joke is:

Two men were walking on bridge and the other one had a hat as well.

Always makes me crack up!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2015 18:44:58 No.634719 Report

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>>633398
my favorite swedish joke is
>sweden?
>yes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Nov 2015 18:48:37 No.634720 Report

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>>633563
i actually had a round keckle at this one

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Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2015 05:43:11 No.635082 Report

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>>633563
Why did I laugh at this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2015 06:12:30 No.635096 Report

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>>635082

Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents’ farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2015 07:27:57 No.635137 Report

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>>633581
That's funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2015 20:45:11 No.635350 Report

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>>633398
A group of students in a Soviet dorm are drinking late at night and telling political jokes. One of them is tired and wants to sleep. He goes down to the lobby and asks the lady on duty to come up to the dorm with cups of coffee in a few minutes. He goes back up, waits a minute, picks up a vase, and speaks into it, "Comrade Major, please bring us some coffee." A minute later, the lady shows up with the coffee. All the students go quiet. In the morning, the student wakes up and sees that he's alone. He goes down to the lobby and asks the lady where everyone went.

Front Desk Lady: Comrade Major liked your little joke with the vase.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2015 20:48:15 No.635353 Report

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Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2015 21:00:52 No.635365 Report

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An American, a Frenchman, a Latvian and a Russian are in a blimp. Suddenly the blimp starts falling and they have to lighten the load.

The American throws all his money out the window and says "I'm from America, we have a lot of money where I come from, so I won't miss it".

The Frenchman throws a case of champagne out the window and says "I'm from France, we have a lot of champagne where I come from, so I won't miss it"

The Latvian throws the Russian out the window and says "I'm from Latvia, we have a lot of Russians where I come from, so I won't miss him"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Nov 2015 21:03:24 No.635369 Report

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An American, a Frenchman and a Russian are all captured by the Nazis and sentenced to death. Each is allowed to choose the method of execution.

The Frenchman goes first, and chooses a guillotine. But the guillotine is not working, so they set him free. As he passes by the American, he whispers: "The guillotine is broken", so the American also chooses the guillotine, and is also set free.

As the American passes by the Russian, he whispers: "The guillotine is broken". "Well, since the guillotine is broken, - says the Russian, - then give me the firing squad!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2015 17:52:00 No.635934 Report

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Q: What is prohibited and what is permitted?
A: Well, in England, what is permitted is permitted, and what is prohibited is prohibited. In America, everything is permitted, except for that which is prohibited. In France, everything is permitted, including that which is prohibited. In Germany, everything is prohibited, except for that which is permitted. And in the Soviet Union, everything is prohibited, including that which is permitted.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2015 17:52:26 No.635935 Report

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Q: Is it true that freedom of speech is the same in USSR as in USA?
A: Yes. If you stand on Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington D.C and shout: "Down with Reagan!" you will not be punished. If you stand in Red Square in Moscow and shout: "Down with Reagan!", you will also not be punished.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2015 21:20:19 No.635992 Report

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>>635350
i don't get it

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Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2015 21:23:59 No.635993 Report

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>>635992
The room was bugged and the students all got v&.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2015 21:31:34 No.635998 Report

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Iwan Iwanowitsch, big russian physicist make experiment. Wants to know how fast thermometer falls. He take thermometer and light, made from wax. He throw both from third story window and see both land simoultaneously.
Iwan Iwanowitsch, big Russian physicist write in his experimentbook: thermometer falls with speed of light.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2015 22:49:41 No.636026 Report

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>>633581
+ 1 kek

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Anonymous Tue 24 Nov 2015 23:15:21 No.636051 Report

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Anonymous Wed 25 Nov 2015 03:26:21 No.636185 Report

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