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Anonymous Thu 10 Dec 2015 23:51:33 No.644348 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>644370 >>644830 >>645587 >>645664 >>646117

Hey /out/, wanna see a good meme? Such as the $40 mora.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tools-outdoor-survival/survival-camping-gear/

Sasquatch !j33hRvXovk

Sasquatch !j33hRvXovk Fri 11 Dec 2015 00:03:25 No.644352 Report

Quoted By: >>644728 >>644942

lmao the 300 dollar flashlight is advertised as emitting 3500 lumens. This shit is a joke. Check out the knife/carabiner too haha!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 00:48:42 No.644370 Report

Quoted By: >>644375

>>644348

Hey, that's fat wood. I'd carry that shit...fuck off nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 01:12:12 No.644375 Report

Quoted By: >>644378 >>645462

>>644370

Yea but if you pay 20 dollars for it you're fucking retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 01:15:31 No.644378 Report

Quoted By: >>644390

>>644375
I just got 5 lbs for $4 at home depot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 01:31:15 No.644384 Report

Quoted By: >>644761 >>647299 >>647711

Are these sweet survival blades bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 01:59:52 No.644390 Report

Quoted By: >>644405 >>645204 >>645240

>>644378

Great. We're not talking about home depot dude lol. Did you even check the link out? It's a bunch of items super inflated in price. They are literally selling a 15 dollar mora for 40 dollars.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 02:32:05 No.644402 Report

Quoted By: >>644404 >>645295

>sold out

My god

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 02:34:10 No.644404 Report

Quoted By: >>645126 >>647365

>>644402

The green handles make them effective zombie killing blades.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 02:37:19 No.644405 Report

Quoted By: >>644772

>>644390

I'm not him and I didn't check the link because I don't sniff something when someone says, "Smell this, it really stinks!".

Why would I check your shitty fucking like to stupid, shitty crap?

Oh and anon, please smell my shit, it really stinks! Jackass.

> mfw that stupid fuck sniffs my shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 19:28:46 No.644728 Report

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>>644352

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 20:35:12 No.644761 Report

Quoted By: >>644763

>>644384

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 20:37:52 No.644763 Report

Quoted By: >>644765

>>644761

Nice stance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 20:39:33 No.644765 Report

Quoted By: >>645288

>>644763
You too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 20:44:17 No.644772 Report

Quoted By: >>644911 >>645202

>>644405

Visiting the link made me laugh out loud and have a few minutes of bafflement and wonder. Pretty worth the effort it takes to copy and paste. Sorry you're having a bad day, and that your way of dealing with it is crying like a bitch over the internet :(

Dræfend

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Dræfend Fri 11 Dec 2015 21:35:20 No.644807 Report

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Everyone knows thinkgeek is a just a website for ripping off and taking the money from le quirky redditfag amerikeks who will probably throw their gift away after a month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 22:16:49 No.644830 Report

Quoted By:

>>644348
Bought the same Mora earlier this week.
Wanted something to replace my buck 119. (annoying rattle in the sheath) Plus it's got a fire starter it's lighter and a rubber handle in case i have to use it in the rain.

Payed 25 bucks on ebay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2015 01:53:29 No.644911 Report

Quoted By:

>>644772
Hey anon, sniff my shit. Really, try it!

I won't push your face down or anything, honest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2015 03:08:40 No.644942 Report

Quoted By:

>>644352
That is the previous generation...the one with current tech emitters does 4000 lumens.

Way overpriced there though, I just bought the current version for $179 USD from massdrop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2015 16:14:53 No.645126 Report

Quoted By:

>>644404
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2015 20:22:56 No.645202 Report

Quoted By: >>645482 >>645483

>>644772
>Pretty worth the effort it takes to copy and paste

or triple click and open in new tab

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2015 20:35:47 No.645204 Report

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>>644390
Yes. I was agreeing with you. I was starting how much I got for cheap. Moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2015 22:14:57 No.645240 Report

Quoted By:

>>644390
It's ThinkGeek, what do you expect? These are people who rarely go outside except to go glamping with their parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 00:20:20 No.645288 Report

Quoted By: >>645564

>>644765
Holy shit his mom in the mirror

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 00:39:57 No.645295 Report

Quoted By: >>645312

>>644402
what is the style of that top knife called? Without the tip for skinning or whatever but like a fat curved blade on a short knife. I've wanted one forever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 01:28:08 No.645312 Report

Quoted By:

>>645295

I'd just call that a skinner. It has a similar blade shape to an ulu. I don't know another name for it, but wouldn't be surprised if there is one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 08:45:36 No.645462 Report

Quoted By: >>648262

>>644375
But the listed price is $4...or did I miss something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 09:39:53 No.645482 Report

Quoted By: >>645483

>>645202
>or triple click and open in new tab
Well I'll be buggered. Learnt something new today.

Thanks, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 09:41:09 No.645483 Report

Quoted By: >>645490

>>645202
>>645482
Wait, people don't just middle-click the link?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 10:00:07 No.645490 Report

Quoted By: >>645540 >>647365

>>645483
No middle click on a laptop touch pad, so no.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 14:00:31 No.645538 Report

Quoted By: >>645542 >>648664

>The kit includes ONE of each of the following items:
>non-aspirin pain reliever,
>adhesive bandage,
>alcohol prep pad,
>antibiotic ointment,
>book of matches,
>compass,
>chewing gum,
>sugar,
>salt, e
>energy nugget,
>duct tape,
>fire starter cube,
>first aid instructions,
>fish hook & line,
>note paper,
>pencil,
>razor blade,
>safety pin,
>reflective signal surface,
>tea bag,
>waterproof bag,
>whistle,
>and wire clip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 14:31:53 No.645540 Report

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>>645490
Holding CTRL when clicking should do the trick when using chrome

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 14:37:32 No.645542 Report

Quoted By: >>645660

>>645538
>teabag but nothing to purify water with and no way of heating the water up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 15:37:27 No.645564 Report

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>>645288
I would TOTALLY fuck his mom!

I'll bet she is one dirty little anal fuck whore!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 16:39:53 No.645587 Report

Quoted By: >>645604

>>644348
I-is that a piece of fat wood on a lanyard?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 17:12:35 No.645604 Report

Quoted By: >>645665

>>645587

It is!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 18:43:17 No.645660 Report

Quoted By:

>>645542
>fire starter cube

Water purification tablets would have been good though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 18:47:13 No.645664 Report

Quoted By:

>>644348

>Tinder on a rope

>TINDER

>ON A ROPE

>4$

Fuck man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 18:48:32 No.645665 Report

Quoted By:

>>645604

>That wood full of resin

>That smell

>That color

>That texture

One of my favourite things tvh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Dec 2015 10:37:52 No.646117 Report

Quoted By:

>>644348
>I'd buy that for a dollar!

No seriously, this is just a large match for outdoors type, it's something you burn.

I suppose for a joke I could have it on my key chain that has micro EDC survival tools.

Madsen Maskingevær !!o9Rj2xAYif5

Madsen Maskingevær !!o9Rj2xAYif5 Mon 14 Dec 2015 15:30:24 No.646189 Report

Quoted By:

anyine got that picture of the hilariously overcomplicated fishermans knife?

blue handle. had a hook sharpener on the handle of the knife. a small fork at the tip?

lost it when my old pc died and i cant find it anywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 03:50:22 No.647299 Report

Quoted By:

>>644384
eh, trigger is too small

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 07:26:53 No.647365 Report

Quoted By:

>>644404
I wonder how many people have injured themselves with that sawback?
>>645490
>not having a Thinkpad
Nigger, why are you even on 4chan?

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 21:01:52 No.647699 Report

Quoted By: >>647755 >>647835

OP here.

Yours for only $279.99!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 21:20:07 No.647711 Report

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>>644384
i imagine a fat guy who slams thujas in a park and a his dissapointed face when one after the another broke

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Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 21:35:37 No.647723 Report

Quoted By: >>647724

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 21:37:47 No.647724 Report

Quoted By:

>>647723
299$

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Dec 2015 22:35:53 No.647755 Report

Quoted By: >>648553

>>647699
>all that bear grylls shit
>a charger that holds exactly one (1) charge
>fucking swedish firesteel instead of lighters
>shit flashlight
>plasticy BPO canteen

yikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 00:48:18 No.647835 Report

Quoted By: >>648553

>>647699
>tiny first aid kit with useless fucking shit in it
>"survival" kit
>useless fucking tacti-cool memeshovel that has been reported to break within the first few uses
>button compass
>no filter
>backpack that will likely fall apart in the first month (oh well, at least there's a sewing kit in the survival kit)
>Cold Steel memesword
>canteen isn't metal so you can't boil water in it

Wew lads, this is why you build your own survival kits from scratch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Dec 2015 16:49:04 No.648262 Report

Quoted By:

>>645462
You're supposed to buy 5 of everything faggot. It's basic survivan

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 00:47:35 No.648553 Report

Quoted By:

>>647835
>>647755

You really want to help out an /out/doorsman, you buy him cheap supplies individually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Dec 2015 03:06:13 No.648664 Report

Quoted By:

>>645538
>energy nugget
i fucking love plutonium

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