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Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2016 09:37:57 No.661916 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>661953 >>661962 >>661963 >>664035

what is the single most degenerate thing a man could do on a mt everest summit?

i'll be trying to reach one next summer and i need ideas on what to do when i'm up there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2016 09:43:15 No.661917 Report

Quoted By: >>661918

spend your time looking at your smartphone and never take in the sights
listen to obnoxious music on your headphones like you're bored and want to do something else

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PepsiFag !n/ZnkB9jUw Sat 09 Jan 2016 09:44:42 No.661918 Report

Quoted By: >>661934 >>662621

>>661917
This

I would also smoke a blunt and drink a 4-pack of Steel Reserve tall boys at the summit to celebrate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2016 11:10:05 No.661934 Report

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>>661918
Oh Fuck steelies at 30k ft

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2016 11:24:31 No.661944 Report

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Take selfies posing with the dead corpsicles that didn't make it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2016 11:49:41 No.661948 Report

Quoted By: >>661961 >>661970

Rim your sherpa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2016 12:05:37 No.661953 Report

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>>661916
Become the next Green Boots.

Make arrangements so that you can post your last tweet before dying, something like YOLO!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2016 12:14:52 No.661958 Report

Quoted By: >>661970

find a frosticle pull down his pants, pour some hot water on his anus then make sweet love to him. After you have had your faggity way with him let him refreeze in spread eagled with his gaping frosty hole open for all the other rich fairies to have their faggity way with giving them another pathetic acomplishment to try impress tweenies with.

Hurr Durr I'm going to pay someone to carry all my gear and piggy back me all the way up a big hill, man I'm soooooo cool. Fuck off back to your country club, casual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2016 12:23:42 No.661960 Report

Quoted By: >>661970

you could pop a shit ton of viagra and pull down your pants, so when you die, which you will, all those queer bankers that come after you can ride your popsicle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2016 12:43:06 No.661961 Report

Quoted By: >>661970

>>661948
> not rimming all the Sherpas that carry your litter to the top

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2016 12:43:09 No.661962 Report

Quoted By: >>661970

>>661916

Get a cranium from a dead climber and put you dick in it.

Shit in the eye sockets and smile to the camera.

Shout SIEG HEIL FUCK NIGGERS AND JEWS, THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON if you are in company.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2016 12:44:50 No.661963 Report

Quoted By: >>661970

>>661916
Be OP
Finds a frosticle,
Pulls down frosticles pants,
OP wets his dick scuking lips at the sight of that sweet pale eye,
Can't control himself and starts sucking on that blue star,
OP gets lost in the moment forgets how long he's been making sweet tounge love to this icy freckle,
All of the sudden OP's lips fuze with the frosticles o-ring,
OP cannot escape and realises there is only one thing left to do,
OP pulls down his pants and awaits the sweet release of death safe in the knowledge that he has started the human frosticle centipede.

Lest we forget OP's sacrifice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2016 13:01:33 No.661964 Report

Quoted By: >>662433

Dont take it personal but you look (and maybe im wrong) too young and unexperienced.

How many mountains you climbed, and how tall they were?

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PepsiFag !n/ZnkB9jUw Sat 09 Jan 2016 13:17:38 No.661970 Report

Quoted By: >>662617

>>661963
>>661962
>>661961
>>661960
>>661958
>>661948
Jesus Christ. You people are fucked in the head.

But I think you should make the sherpa film you fucking the frosticle. Are there any frozen grills on the mountain? I wonder what freshly defrosted dead pussy feels like. Although if there are any frozen chicks up there, you probably wouldn't be the first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2016 15:20:49 No.662021 Report

Quoted By: >>662065

Clearly I woke up too late this morning. I was hoping to be the 1st to say "Fuck a frozen corpse."

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Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2016 17:32:22 No.662065 Report

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>>662021
>"Fuck a frozen corpse."
What a nice thing to say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2016 23:47:44 No.662314 Report

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The whole sherpa thing drives me nuts. A bunch of overweight retards bitch and whine the whole way up to the top while someone else does all the work, then the fat fuck goes home and writes a book about his "accomplishment", and the sherpa goes home to his family like it's just another day at the office.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Jan 2016 23:51:09 No.662315 Report

Quoted By: >>664026

Carry a boombox to the top, at the very peak hold it above your head and play darude-sandstorm

Madsen Maskingevær !!o9Rj2xAYif5

Madsen Maskingevær !!o9Rj2xAYif5 Sat 09 Jan 2016 23:51:26 No.662316 Report

Quoted By: >>662381

ive been thinking for the longest time. do they limit what you can carry up there? could one carrt a gun up there? fireworks? i would love to do something silly like launching fireworks up there if i was capable of getting there. how much privacy do you have on a trip like that?
could you hide like 3 fireworks rockets and just whip them out at the summit?

would they even work at that hight?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Jan 2016 00:03:29 No.662328 Report

Quoted By: >>662339

Plant a MGTOW Dick flag on the summit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jan 2016 00:14:26 No.662339 Report

Quoted By: >>662373

>>662328
And fap cum all over it, cut your dick off with a Mora and offer it to Zeus!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jan 2016 00:46:18 No.662373 Report

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>>662339
>offering your dick to Zeus instead of Eris
wew lad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jan 2016 00:52:48 No.662381 Report

Quoted By: >>662451

>>662316
Would you even be able to light the fireworks with the low O2 environment?

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Anonymous Sun 10 Jan 2016 01:44:31 No.662433 Report

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>>661964
>too young and inexperienced.

but he's got a purdy mouth

Madsen Maskingevær !!o9Rj2xAYif5

Madsen Maskingevær !!o9Rj2xAYif5 Sun 10 Jan 2016 01:57:59 No.662451 Report

Quoted By: >>662456

>>662381
that is exactly what i have been wondering

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PepsiFag !n/ZnkB9jUw Sun 10 Jan 2016 02:05:23 No.662456 Report

Quoted By: >>662638

>>662451
It might. You gotta ask a chemist. I bet it would, but it probably wouldn't have quite as much thrust.

A lot of propellents for rockets and whatever else will actually have a component that produces extra oxygen when it combusts (oxidizer). Rockets that go to space, a good portion, if not the majority of the fuel, is actually an oxidizer whose sole purpose is to provide oxygen for the combustion process. Not sure if this applies to black powder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jan 2016 05:52:43 No.662617 Report

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>>661970
What the fuck is a frosticle and how feasible would it be to fuck a defrosted frozen corpse? Wouldn't they just be skellingtons
great thread op, btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jan 2016 05:57:19 No.662621 Report

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>>661918
Nah man crack open a can of 4 loco

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jan 2016 06:02:31 No.662624 Report

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Put an ISIS flag up there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jan 2016 06:17:00 No.662638 Report

Quoted By: >>662647

>>662456
They all have oxidizers, so do the wicks. The only issue is getting the wick lit.

Of course it applies to black powder, how else could you get it to detonate inside an airtight cartridge?

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PepsiFag !n/ZnkB9jUw Sun 10 Jan 2016 06:28:12 No.662647 Report

Quoted By: >>662800 >>662816

>>662638
That's what I figured. I mean firecrackers and bottle rockets explode underwater. And it seems like anything that burns as fast in such a small space as gunpowder would have to contain an oxidizer.

I'm not a chemist though. I'm a mechanical engineering dropout.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jan 2016 13:05:17 No.662800 Report

Quoted By:

>>662647
> ME
> EE that switched major due to bad grades

> ME dropout
> you

Sorry bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jan 2016 13:42:28 No.662816 Report

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>>662647
>mechanical engineering dropout

living the dream.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jan 2016 00:15:01 No.663932 Report

Quoted By: >>663965 >>664583

>print out every image from a fur thread you'll probably find at anu given time on /b/
>Purchase largest dragon dildo you can fit in your pooper
>Purchase polaroid camera
>Masturbate furiously to the anthromorphic beasties, using your shiny new dragon dildo
>buddy takes polaroid photos
>strew furry porn and photos of you masturbating everywhere
>At the centre of the summit, create a shrine around the lube-encrusted dildo
>leave timestamp with /b/ written on it

Here's a rough illustration to help you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jan 2016 00:59:18 No.663960 Report

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> sacrifice a house cat in ritual to Satan

> drink human blood to consumate your soul to your new Master

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jan 2016 01:07:59 No.663965 Report

Quoted By:

>>663932
ahhhhh 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jan 2016 03:14:16 No.664026 Report

Quoted By:

>>662315
I've read that they do have raves at the basecamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jan 2016 03:50:17 No.664035 Report

Quoted By:

>>661916
Take a shit on one of the many corpses on your way to the top. Make sure it can easily be spotted by other climbers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jan 2016 00:43:15 No.664583 Report

Quoted By:

>>663932
this'll do quite nicely
at least get a pic of something you put up there with /b/ on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jan 2016 03:47:18 No.664731 Report

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Lay down and revel in the thought that your penis is higher than anything on earth

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