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Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2016 18:19:13 No.666475 View View Reply Original Report

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What are some good ritualistic clothing to wear while /out/?

Also, is there a danger of frightening anyone seeing a black hooded figure wondering the deep wilderness at night?

Will this get you shot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2016 18:25:18 No.666478 Report

Quoted By: >>666488 >>671943

>>666475
>What are some good ritualistic clothing
>black hooded figure
you just answered your own question cunt

also this is why the Suetonius Paulinus cleansed the earth of the Druids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2016 18:31:33 No.666481 Report

Quoted By: >>667160 >>667731 >>669248 >>674037

ive got a couple of deer skulls with antlers in the basement and ive been thinking for years of making some sort of weird druid head dress thing and make a robe from natural materials and travel the often used trails and pretending i am some sort of wilderness druid

but im probably just weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2016 18:35:03 No.666485 Report

Quoted By: >>666523 >>669278

>>666475
On a scale of Sonic to Atheism, how autistic are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2016 18:39:49 No.666488 Report

Quoted By: >>666525

>>666478

>druid

fuck off kid
i am the black hand of the abyss

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2016 19:33:21 No.666511 Report

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>>666475
>Will this get you shot?
walking around in a robe? id just assume you were larping and leave you be

now if you're dancing around a fire and slicing open cats or virgiins, i'd mag dump just for the sake of the human gene pool and no rural court would hold it against me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2016 19:56:06 No.666523 Report

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>>666485
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2016 19:58:33 No.666525 Report

Quoted By: >>667719 >>673022

>>666488
the fuck are you talking about? the Druids were a real people that lived in an island off Britain in around 50AD and the Romans exterminated them because they were edgy wood-wandering faguts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2016 22:25:53 No.666617 Report

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>>666475
i would slay you for xp if i see you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2016 22:43:36 No.666630 Report

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>>666475
get a ghillie suit, a plague doctor mask, and a slide whistle instead, oh and bring chips to diffuse any awkward encounters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2016 23:12:26 No.666643 Report

Quoted By: >>666646 >>666820 >>673416

>>666630
there was s dude in ghillie suit that just disappeared.
later turned out he photo bombed all our pictures.
we just never saw him until he pointed it out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2016 23:15:50 No.666646 Report

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>>666643
that's fucked-up as horsetits friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2016 23:19:29 No.666649 Report

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>>666646
i guess you can develop an eye for it but your brain just refuses to see them at first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jan 2016 23:48:36 No.666681 Report

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>>666475
go back to /x/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2016 02:51:14 No.666810 Report

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> I want to worship Satan

Op, don't do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2016 03:20:46 No.666820 Report

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>>666643
That's pretty funny, from an outside perspective.
If I were you, I would have freaked the fuck out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2016 07:58:34 No.666965 Report

Quoted By: >>666968 >>671946

>>666475
Supposedly years ago there was a homless hermit in europe who is seen wearing swiss surplus gear like head to toe camo a camo rain panco and a gas mask always seen picking flowers.

Of course the media painted him as aweirdo and the cops would like to talk to him, but he is never seen with a gun or has ever threatened anybody, if anything he avoids human contact.../k/ has made a myth about him and drawn pictures dedicated to him, but honestly I feel he's probably a homless albino who lives in the woods to be close to nature and wants to frolic with the flowers but can't expose his skin to the sun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2016 08:07:27 No.666968 Report

Quoted By: >>674329

>>666965
I remember him. Thought it was the French alps
Thought he died

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2016 08:37:49 No.666976 Report

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>>666475
If you wear a robe, a dogman might kill you for it.

Just saying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2016 08:58:33 No.666981 Report

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>>666475

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2016 18:17:23 No.667160 Report

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>>666481
10/10 idea. I would piss my pants if I saw something like that while hiking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2016 21:01:06 No.667262 Report

Quoted By: >>667272 >>667276

>>666981
Fun fact: these polish tent/poncho thingies are impregnated with some sort of petrol stuff and are extremely flammable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2016 21:17:32 No.667272 Report

Quoted By: >>667276

>>667262
That's true of nearly everything that's been waterproofed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2016 21:17:50 No.667273 Report

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>>666976
I wouldn't worry about it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2016 21:26:54 No.667276 Report

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>>667262
>>667272
That's what exacerbated the Infamous Hartford Circus Fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2016 21:56:09 No.667297 Report

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>>667273
;^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jan 2016 22:06:58 No.667301 Report

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You are fucking autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 12:13:31 No.667719 Report

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>>666525
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 12:50:39 No.667731 Report

Quoted By: >>674843

Nigga you dumb.

Still I share your wish of going innawoods in costume. I'd love to go hermit it up in the woods in a comfy robe, but unfortunately it's near impossible to find any real clothes like it. I mean they sell shitty costumes, but those aren't made of material that is supposed to be worn in any serious capacity. And unfortunately I cannot sew or tailor for shit.

>>666481
I can dig the idea. Unfortunately I only see it ending one of two ways, either a hunter will see your massive rack, and shoot at your general direction thinking he just snagged a huge buck. Or worse still, some faggot from /out/ or /k/ will take one look at you, shit his pants, swear loudly and repeatedly, fumble for his gun, grab it and hastilly magdump in your general direction while running away, then come back here and post a story here about how he bravely fought and killed a skinwalker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 17:08:07 No.667862 Report

Quoted By: >>668855

>>666475
Ok ok, so I actually did some shit like this for a while.
>be me
>like 2 years back
>its spring, its warm, I want to have some fun
>for a 2 week period, I go into the woods at night
>go around campgrounds, set up speakers, and play layered audio of underground gas tank fires
>the ones that make unholy screaming that sounds like its straight out of hell
>I paint fluorescent orange paint all along my body, so I look like some orange skeleton fuck
>local legend of me pops up
>never do it again
scared the fuck out of some campers though

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 17:31:46 No.667875 Report

Quoted By: >>669251

>>666475
You'd definitely be interested in Sunn O)))

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 23:02:28 No.668130 Report

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youre gonna get blamed for a murder and get raped in prison

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 00:32:27 No.668855 Report

Quoted By:

>>667862
Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 13:19:56 No.669248 Report

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>>666481
I would not wear any horns or antlers of I was you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 13:23:39 No.669251 Report

Quoted By: >>669269

>>667875
Sun O))) sucks balls. Fucking hacks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 14:49:52 No.669269 Report

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>>669251
This. Wannabe posers doing shitty trash music. Go listen some real drone/ambient music.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 15:10:29 No.669278 Report

Quoted By: >>669455

>>666485

Sanic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 21:04:46 No.669455 Report

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>>669278
Blonic?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 06:55:26 No.671839 Report

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Joshua Tree, Hidden valley nature trail.
,,, hideing in the Deep, Moon shadows., waiting to ambush Bro with my Coo stick.,, shhh, hear city footsteps,, 7 OP hoof into the valley., illl just leave,, notroll,, fast, quietlike,,,, ZAP! HITIN the BACK!!
, Bro COOSTICK!,Sneeeeky RAT!
, Did you seeeee THAT!>
,Bro"Hell ya! whaa the Doge? trolltime?"
,,naaaa, lets let them have /out/

Anon !VHSdm0n/9Q

Anon !VHSdm0n/9Q Sat 23 Jan 2016 07:27:16 No.671849 Report

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Speaking from experience, don't do it.

Night hikes in robes are a magnet for negative attention.

Also, ritualistically speaking, robes only help to enhance the experience. You can achieve whatever you may be looking to achieve without one, assuming your rituals are 'normal' (based on some form of meditation).

If you want to sit in the forest and be kvlt with bones and candles, do it. Just know that people get really fucking weird about this kind of thing.

Inb4 "fuck off wiccan faggot" etc

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 07:31:58 No.671851 Report

Quoted By: >>671977

>>666475
>Also, is there a danger of frightening anyone seeing a black hooded figure wondering the deep wilderness at night?
>Will this get you shot?
If I saw a Sith Lord during one of my hiking trips Id be pretty inclined to shoot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 07:41:50 No.671855 Report

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>wondering

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 09:47:01 No.671886 Report

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Where the fuck do you even buy a good robe? I made my own once but my stitching is sub-par, along with my material choice.

Also
>every post number in this thread starting with 666

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 13:57:17 No.671943 Report

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>>666478
>also this is why the Suetonius Paulinus cleansed the earth of the Druids.
This. Remove Britons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 14:11:15 No.671946 Report

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>>666965
This was somewhere in eastern France, Savoie or something. I rememeber about that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 15:41:51 No.671977 Report

Quoted By: >>671986 >>672002 >>672081 >>673465

>>671851
Why all amerifats carry weapon while /out/ its not normal in superior Europe:/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 16:13:10 No.671986 Report

Quoted By:

>>671977

Muh bears and lions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 16:42:31 No.672002 Report

Quoted By: >>672746

>>671977
>ancestors were badass motherfuckers
>they would go hunt wolves and bears for fun every winter using bows and spears
>their descendants are pussies who genocide these animals cause they're scawy
>Half of America's history is moving west, fighting beasts and warriors
>The tradition never dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 19:04:29 No.672081 Report

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>>671977
>Be european
>Get raped

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 19:17:57 No.672093 Report

Quoted By: >>672102 >>672103 >>672139

I did something like this once
>Collect milsurp
>Dress head-to-toe in Russian gear
>Wait on semi-popular trail
>When person/ small group comes along, stumble out of the treeline
>Babble in horribly google-translated Russian, occasionally pointing at a nearby hill and miming a plane going down
>look over my shoulder at the hill, yell BLYAT and run back into the trees

Laffs were had
Pic is similar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 19:33:35 No.672102 Report

Quoted By: >>672127

>>672093
i like your idea. are you from a magical place?

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 19:35:34 No.672103 Report

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>>672093
I frequent my local forest in RUS gear. I have scared the shit out of some people, but your idea is on a whole other level.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 20:24:03 No.672127 Report

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>>672102
Of course

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 20:44:48 No.672139 Report

Quoted By: >>672625

>>672093
how do the people react.
do you have more stories?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 21:10:02 No.672166 Report

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>>666475
ITT: whats the best way to scare normies in the forest.

I too would like to know

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 22:36:48 No.672239 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 22:41:50 No.672246 Report

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>>666475
This store has great autism outfits and costumes:

http://www.medievalcollectibles.com/c-167-medieval-cloaks-capes-and-robes.aspx

They always look better in the advertising photo than in real life though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2016 10:08:44 No.672625 Report

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>>672139
I get a lot of shock and confusion
I also had a pair of black guys take off sprinting back down the trail
Twice, people tried to follow me, and I had to lose them in the thicker parts of the foliage (made much easier by the camo)

I've thought about recording it, and putting it on YouTube, but that doesn't sound much better than ebin prank channels

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2016 14:45:22 No.672746 Report

Quoted By: >>672830

>>672002
>half of Americas history is in moving west, fighting beasts and warriors.
>The tradition never dies.

Thats the best excuse i ever heard for guns. mind if i use it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2016 17:21:27 No.672830 Report

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>>672746
Go ahead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Jan 2016 22:49:02 No.673022 Report

Quoted By:

>>666525
Kekd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2016 11:50:17 No.673416 Report

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>>666643
post pics

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2016 15:22:04 No.673460 Report

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>>666475
Smells like some /pol/ faggot who wants to sacrifice to whatever meme waifu they now worship but is scared to commit.

amirite

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2016 15:34:44 No.673465 Report

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>>671977
>Why all amerifats carry weapon while /out/ its not normal in superior Europe:/
How is not being armed in any way superior and why the fuck do you sum up Europe like that? We all have different laws, it's not like there's a european way regarding the outdoors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Jan 2016 23:55:00 No.673835 Report

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>>666475
I take it skyclad is out of the question then, moonlander?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2016 03:13:02 No.674037 Report

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>>666481
Would you be willing to sell some of your antlers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2016 07:07:40 No.674210 Report

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>>666475
>is there a danger of frightening anyone seeing a black hooded figure wondering the deep wilderness at night?

You've GOT to be trolling.....

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2016 13:44:19 No.674319 Report

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>>666475
You will definitely get shot.

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2016 13:59:31 No.674327 Report

Quoted By: >>674848 >>674855

>>666475
In France there's still some monk wearing robe. Some are even living in group, isolated in the mountain (see picture) : Les moines de la Chartreuse - Chartreuse's monks.

So in France it would be okay, but a bit weird.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2016 14:07:45 No.674329 Report

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>>666968
The leatherman was also French.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2016 03:03:42 No.674843 Report

Quoted By: >>674863

>>667731
You looking for this kind of stuff?
>http://www.gloryandpraisevestments.com/religious-habits-scapulars-and-habit-shirts
because if you are, that took me like 10 minutes. Not everything is available on amazon, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2016 03:13:58 No.674848 Report

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>>674327

damn that is straight out of Risen, the PC game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2016 03:30:16 No.674855 Report

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>>674327

thanks for an info, there is a documentary about them on pirate bay.
very interesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2016 03:42:08 No.674863 Report

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>>674843
Y-yeah, sorry I'm not very good with Internets and didn't know what to call it other than "monk's/hermit's robe" and all that got was larp and costume crap.

Thanks for the link, though at those prices I couldn't really justify the cost. I'll probably just try to get gud at taloring and make my own out of some bulk wool cloth or something.

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