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Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2016 15:59:35 No.683069 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>683089 >>683533 >>683672

hey /out/

how do i take care of needing to urgently shit in the woods

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2016 16:29:17 No.683089 Report

Quoted By: >>683177 >>683179 >>683180 >>683803

>>683069
Take a shit in the river like the rest of us fgt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2016 18:30:48 No.683177 Report

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>>683089
don't do this. dig a cat hole you cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2016 18:32:48 No.683179 Report

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>>683089
I love to see the turd float away. Just gives me this feeling of sanitary freedom.

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PepsiFag !n/ZnkB9jUw Sun 07 Feb 2016 18:34:08 No.683180 Report

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>>683089
I only do this if there aren't any geocaches nearby

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Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2016 18:35:47 No.683181 Report

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>>683179
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2016 01:02:46 No.683519 Report

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>tfw, been to katmai and viewed that exact bear swatting salmon from the river

Never been to a more smelly place. Rotten fishus maximus

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2016 01:18:37 No.683533 Report

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>>683069
Keep a shit shovel handy fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2016 04:01:35 No.683672 Report

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>>683069
>Take a shit
>Build fire around it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2016 04:09:38 No.683682 Report

Quoted By: >>683804

>be me
>shit at least daily or twice daily
>go out for 2 or 3 day trip
>don't even need to shit the entire time, even after coffee
Its like my body knows its not in its usual setting and refuses to move my digestive system along until I'm near a toilet again.
Anybody else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2016 04:14:44 No.683686 Report

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Bring TP OP, find a secluded spot and let loose. Bury it if you want, or not. Animals don't Bury their poop.

Sasquatch !j33hRvXovk

Sasquatch !j33hRvXovk Mon 08 Feb 2016 04:41:08 No.683716 Report

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Umm.. you fucking bring toilet paper, then squat against a tree and shit. It's pretty simple. What part are you confused about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2016 06:48:15 No.683803 Report

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>>683089
Why didn't poo in loo become an /out/ meme instead of /pol/ shitposting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2016 06:51:00 No.683804 Report

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>>683682
Same issue.
Or if I do finally poo its a completely different consistency and color from normal.
Get back home and its smooth sailing again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2016 07:01:27 No.683809 Report

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>>683803
there's still time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2016 08:33:34 No.683837 Report

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Find some mullien or similar, poo, wipe with leaf, if you're near where people will be later, bury it.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2016 08:44:05 No.683842 Report

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You're gonna want to consume copious amounts of native foliage.
Leaves, twigs, grass especially..even gravel if you're in a bind.
Consume as much as you can a week prior to your trip.
Then while you're on the trip, you'll have formed a plug of organic material that will keep your bum locked up real tight.
Then once your done with the trip just remove the plug and you're good to go.

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