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Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 12:16:21 No.68393 View View Reply Original Report

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What do you do when you're innawoods, /out/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 12:17:29 No.68396 Report

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>>68393
smoke dope, masturbate, write poems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 12:22:07 No.68402 Report

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>>68396
Is that you grandma?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 12:22:11 No.68403 Report

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>>68393
Hide food

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 12:24:02 No.68405 Report

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Fish and burn stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 12:36:05 No.68411 Report

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It depends. Normally when I go camping it is with my wife and a bunch of her friends. Which means that we are usually at a KOA or some other "official" campground. So in those cases, I eat hamburgers, hotdogs and steaks. I smoke medicinal and drink beer. Hang out near the campfire at night while everyone gets wasted. Goes hiking with those that are up for it.

When I go camping alone I usually just head way out into the uninhabited wilderness. I spend lots of time collecting firewood, making a campfire, patrolling the area to look for possible wild animals, snakes, etc. At night I look at the stars (I typically take some giant astronomy binoculars with me). I cook. Just hang out, look at the scenery and think about stuff..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 12:40:27 No.68414 Report

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Go here.
Grab recipe.
Make it on a fire that I built.
Canoe the shit out of the lake I'm on.
Complain to the wife about the huge Ase tent our inlaws got us. (How many grand kids do they want???)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 12:41:04 No.68415 Report

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http://www.marksblackpot.com/?m=1
(Go here)

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Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 12:51:03 No.68420 Report

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>>68393

Smoke a lot of marijuana if I'm alone

if I'm with the miss or friends we just sit around the fire and talk, sometimes tell stories

I also like to play my little backpacker guitar or my harmonica

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 13:36:12 No.68437 Report

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Sneak into peoples' tents wearing a ghillie suit and plague doctor mask, scare the fuck out of them, and then return the next day to offer them chips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 13:38:35 No.68440 Report

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>>68437

Fucking tired of seeing this in /out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 13:41:05 No.68441 Report

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>>68440
I plan to nurture and spread that story to the four corners of the earth.

>>62941

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 15:05:05 No.68530 Report

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Take books. Read them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 20:33:37 No.68969 Report

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Hunt for interesting flora, take small samples, and attempt to cultivate them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 20:36:53 No.68975 Report

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smoke weed
drink
start fires
get firewood
fish
make rope swings
canoe
hike
have sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 20:46:34 No.68981 Report

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Drink piss and deer blood. You know, the usual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 21:00:11 No.69012 Report

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Read, smoke pot and cigarettes, read books, look at the stars, think about things, and if I'm with my friends I talk about things. Sometimes I collect plants and stuff. Explore the terrain outside my camp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 21:02:25 No.69016 Report

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put on music
make a fire
drink beer
smoke
pet my dog
walk my dog
sleep in a tent
go swimming/to hot spring
muscle my way through forests

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Apr 2013 21:08:12 No.69022 Report

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>>68981

Is that a cocktail or either / or?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Apr 2013 00:15:18 No.69367 Report

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>>68437
Stfu it was funny when it happened. You just ruin it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2013 15:27:58 No.71941 Report

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>>68393
Put That Light Out

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2013 15:30:52 No.71944 Report

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>>68393
>SERE
>not using a dakota fire hole

ISHIGGITY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2013 15:31:32 No.71946 Report

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Read shit, write in my journal, take photos (i'm a /p/fag so pretty serious with it). Explore area for interesting natural features, star gaze, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2013 15:37:40 No.71958 Report

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>>68393
bang sluts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2013 15:43:50 No.71972 Report

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>>68393
Haha ha if only you hd to ask! I remember like day sarajevo burned haahah aha! igo to woods pursue bosnian i track their stink i track them so well...i leave them all into the woods without burial..haaha..srebrenica is a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2013 21:59:27 No.72479 Report

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Wildlife watching/identification, primarely birds and insects. Always going innawoods with binocs, net, and fieldguides.

Also, what is it with all the pot-smoking faggots here? Are you guys 15 or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2013 22:45:41 No.72578 Report

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I just go around trashing plants and chopping down trees and bushes. I imagine that I'm a Gozilla and I just go around the woods causing mayhem. I also scare campers and hikers by waving a gun at them and last year I started to throw beehives into their tents. Fucking epic.

Then of course I hunt animals (poach if you will) and make food of them or just shoot them for fun. I have almost succeeded in my goal to kill off all the elks wandering my woods.

And then I like to take all the trash and etc. from my home and my friends and family and load them onto my pickup truck and dump them into the woods. I have this cool little ridge where I burn tires and a river where I pour all the liquids (like motor oil and lie).

I love being a park ranger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Apr 2013 23:17:11 No.72655 Report

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>>72479
don't bash something you've never tried faggot

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molot0v !CocKTAILBg Thu 04 Apr 2013 23:22:49 No.72667 Report

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>>72479

0/1-oh wait...

>>72655

You got one. 2/10.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Apr 2013 22:21:30 No.74280 Report

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>>72655
I tried it. I was 16 and it was innawoods, but it's just sad to go to the woods to smoke pot when you're an adult, especially when you're alone. Why can't you just appreciate nature sober?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Apr 2013 23:12:27 No.74349 Report

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Canoe trips are the best, because your always close to water so you can fish when you set up camp. Also you bring a shitload of stuff if your willing to carry it over all of the portages. I usually bring a cheap guitar that I bought from a music store specifically for the purpose of throwing it around and not caring if it breaks (three years later and still in one piece). If I'm really out in the middle of fucking nowhere I'll go swimming buck ass naked, then lay on the shore and let the sun dry me off, and repeat this for hours. Its the best feeling in the world after about an hour of doing that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 Apr 2013 23:35:35 No.74372 Report

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>>72578
>I love being a park ranger.
Lucky bastard.

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Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 00:24:30 No.74421 Report

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>>72578
This made me laugh. I'm a bit surprised you haven't had any negative comments. Maybe people can take a joke on /out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 01:21:26 No.74469 Report

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I have a fairly extensive setup for wildlife and nature videography/ filmmaking. Infact, it's almost always why I'm /out/ in the first place.

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lol

GG Sat 06 Apr 2013 03:42:39 No.74600 Report

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>>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 06:41:27 No.74750 Report

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>>71944
I know I do, shit works great stealth campin....although im sure the bacon wrapped hotdog aroma would have given us away if we cooked anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 06:50:51 No.74756 Report

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Exercise and meditate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 06:57:48 No.74758 Report

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Usually, I get drunk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:31:14 No.74786 Report

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I just realized something, because this board exists now, camping and being innawoods is gonna be yet another thing ruined

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:31:30 No.74787 Report

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>>68969

NIRN ROOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:35:15 No.74791 Report

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>>74786

Explain yourself

>captcha "spirit icedTe"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:37:32 No.74795 Report

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My favorite thing to do is stargaze. out in the desert on a clear day with no moon... it can honestly be life changing.

I also smoke my pipe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:38:03 No.74796 Report

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>>74791
Because when you're out there innawoods, things you see will be conditioned from the perspective of this board, it's gonna be something like green arrow memes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:43:05 No.74803 Report

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>>74796
Can you elaborate further? i'm not getting it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:47:52 No.74807 Report

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>>74803
It's like browsing /k/ and flinching every time you hear the word "Clip".
Or browsing /tv/ until you can't enjoy popular movies full of common tropes and plot holes anymore.
Or browsing /fit/ and getting severe body dysmorphia disorder from it.

I guess if you browse /out/ too much and the board develops more towards standard 4chan level, you might develop something similar, where you can't enjoy the outdoors without being reminded of memes everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 07:51:52 No.74811 Report

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>>74807
oh, that makes sense. a good point to consider.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 08:12:00 No.74828 Report

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Look for animals
Take awful photos I delete later
Imagine living innawoods
Remember the internet exists
Get anxious to get back to muh vidya
Go home

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 09:07:37 No.74860 Report

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>>68393
Look for tracks.
Follow them to see what for example the hare was up to.
Sometimes I stop, climb up a tree and listen to my surroundings (I'm bit paranoid about predators). Yesterday I found a least weasel, bit rare these parts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 09:14:00 No.74862 Report

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>>74807
I actually never thought of that..

But now that you said it.. It's sadly true. After 3 years of browsing /k/ I really don't enjoy shooting as much as I used to. Suddenly I just started seeing COD-kiddies, exploding Glocks, clips, liberals, fudds and raped slavshit everywhere. I can't go to a public range because the other people there and every single mistake they do annoys me. Then again every time I'm shooting by myself I just keep thinking about the shitty comments I got about my guns.

Holy fuck. Maybe I should not ruin innawoodsing by browsing /out/.

Creep

Creep Sat 06 Apr 2013 11:42:44 No.74944 Report

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I strongly recommend a new hobby I'm involved in, to start off you need camo clothing or a ghillie suit(you don't need a fucking plaguedoctor mask) camo clothing is preferred as it's easy to move around in, I use both

What you do is find any random hiker, and just follow them around for as long as possible without letting them discover you, sometimes I will give them a 1000 meter lead and then exercise my tracking skills it will make you feel like a fucking assassin , I make sure that I maintain a kind distance to not frighten them
These stalking sessions can last 5 hours to 2 days.
It's dangerous depending on people you track so stay vigilant. once I was tracking two fat bear modes when night came they started shooting off rounds indiscriminately one of which entered a tree 3 meters from me.
Recently, inspired by /out/ I started leaving pringles outside peoples tents then legging it

one day my stalking may save someones life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 11:53:39 No.74947 Report

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>>74944
intredasting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Apr 2013 12:09:40 No.74951 Report

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>>74944
>one day my stalking may save someones life

Or get you shot/shanked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 00:05:46 No.77560 Report

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>>74787
my favorite side mission from my favorite game. almost makes me miss my gaming days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 00:29:35 No.77585 Report

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>>74944

A friend did that to me and I ended up doubling back around them and scaring the shit out of them.

Just remember, you're not Batman

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 01:11:19 No.77614 Report

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>>74944

Well, this is now on my to-do list.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 01:14:42 No.77618 Report

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>>72578
>I love being a park ranger.

Just fucking died laughinh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 01:21:51 No.77623 Report

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Walk into the woods, sit by the little streams that flow through and just chill while I listen to the running water. Soothing as fuck.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 01:26:14 No.77628 Report

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Reading is nice

I get really anxious when it's too quiet so when I'm at my house I always have the TV on or internet radio/podcasts which can also be distracting.

The ambient noise of the woods is pretty relaxing for me. I can focus easily with it

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 02:40:16 No.77721 Report

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Bury my acorns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 03:04:10 No.77739 Report

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>>72578
Oh God I was drinking when I read than I got to

>I love being a park ranger.

And nearly died.

Woke my roommate up.

WO1 /k/ Test Guy !!cB8gBTe/0Gm

WO1 /k/ Test Guy !!cB8gBTe/0Gm Mon 08 Apr 2013 03:23:40 No.77768 Report

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>>77628
That gif was adorable. :3

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Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 03:46:54 No.77801 Report

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>>68393
Hike, explore, prospect, hunt, fish, work
I spend probably 75% of my time in the woods. Too bad most of it's work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:23:52 No.77955 Report

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>>68393
Pop pop pop, watching animals drop.

Then I eat em. I used to hate hunting, but then I realized how much more moral it is to kill something instantly than it is to have them be raised suffering in a slaughterhouse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:24:56 No.77960 Report

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>>68393
I work most of the time, cut firewood, fish/hunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:35:13 No.77990 Report

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>>77628
Ooh, those are some cute fluff butts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:50:46 No.78014 Report

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>>72578
HAHAAHAHA 10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 05:51:55 No.78016 Report

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>>72578
Superb. A+++. Highly recommended. Would read again. Commented, subscribed, and upvoted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 09:17:44 No.78117 Report

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>>77628
Someone should film those bears and give them the finger when they are waving

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 10:03:46 No.78142 Report

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>>77628
Das fokken kawaii meng

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Apr 2013 11:35:40 No.78218 Report

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>>74944
I'm doing this. Sounds fun.

Related story

>Years ago, be about 18
>Hear distant music, drive to the town, it's a concert for teens
>Arrive just as it was ending, people flooding out
>Drunk girl comes up to me, bald guy is with her
>She says drunkenly and obviously not seriously "help me he's going to rape me!"
>I shrug her off
>Some kid comes up to me and says "is she ok?"
>I smile at him and say "we'll see what happens" in reference to the fact that she was clearly friends/with the bald guy and he was no threat to her
>The kid looks at me in horror, I ignore him and continue back to my car
>Get into town, notice he is walking behind me at a distance
>Go past my car, continue into town. It is midnight and nobody is around
>Cross road. Go over roundabout into large carpark by town hall
>Turn around to see if he is still there - I notice him quickly ducking behind a bush and realise the little shit is really trying to stalk me
>Go into the car park, across it. I make sure I let him see me going out of the far gate before hiding behind another wall the other side of the gate
>He walks past me
>I come out behind him and begin following him, he notices moments later
>He crosses a bridge into a shopping centre and stops to talk to a randomer there
>As I walk past the randomer says to me "Hi mate. Everything alright?" I answer just "Yep" and continue walking
>Go down the mainstreet
>See the kid at the top talking to a police car
>Laugh and sneak away, back to my car

Stupid kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2013 02:47:10 No.80734 Report

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Bringing this up again.

Silent Bob

Silent Bob Wed 10 Apr 2013 03:19:51 No.80774 Report

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burying land mines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2013 15:12:15 No.81229 Report

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Pretend to enjoy it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2013 16:49:53 No.81316 Report

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Sometimes I hang fish hooks off of trees at eye and chest level on some paths. I make sure to use treble hooks with 4lb mono line in green for the least visibility.

I also sneak into campsites and put small stone stacks in front of their tent while their sleeping. Freaks them the fuck out.

One time I snuck into a campsite with one tent. I put peppered beef jerky all around the tent. I used 2 packages to make sure bears could smell it. It wasnt a half hour that went by and I heard the loudest set of screams in my life.

I found 2 people fucking in their tent and from the treeline I would say in the cdeepest creepiest voice:
"mmmmmm yeah. I'm next" and they stopped and I ran off loling.

>I cant be the only one with outdoor pranks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2013 17:15:35 No.81334 Report

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>>81316
I would kill you and bury you deep inmawoods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2013 17:17:04 No.81336 Report

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Might start a fire, look at the scenery, slavsquat, if it's night, I'll crawl into a safe place and stare at the stars until I sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2013 17:22:13 No.81337 Report

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>>81316
Dad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2013 17:34:11 No.81357 Report

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>>81316
that sounds fun as fuck i think ill do this the next time i go out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2013 18:04:03 No.81385 Report

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>>81316
>fish hooks at eye
Gone WAY TOO FAR MAN, WAY TOO FAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2013 18:08:04 No.81394 Report

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>>81385
Sssh. Let's see if we can get the paranoids to start wearing goggles in the woods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2013 18:10:21 No.81400 Report

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>>81385
dude. if fish hooks snagging on hats and shirts is too far then I'm not going to tell you the other shit my buddies and I used to do. Your vagina itchy?

BadVoodoo

BadVoodoo Wed 10 Apr 2013 18:29:27 No.81418 Report

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Kill shit and commit arson

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2013 22:56:21 No.81713 Report

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>>81418
Smokey would like a word with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2013 23:07:09 No.81724 Report

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>>77628
That is quite possibly the most adorable thing I have ever seen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2013 23:15:05 No.81730 Report

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>>81400
>>81400
>>81400
I want to know. Good sir

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2013 23:42:31 No.81747 Report

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reading, staring, wandering, dancing, pot smoking. The same stuff I do at home, but without a computer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Apr 2013 23:59:54 No.81754 Report

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Read. Meditate. Climb trees. Write. Listen to music. Take pictures of plant life. Contemplate. Explore.

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Anonymous Thu 11 Apr 2013 01:31:13 No.81867 Report

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>>68402
10/10

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