>>690371you start by walking out the door of your place.
get into your suv.
drive to whole foods.
and forage the freezer section from your favorite organic yuppie pizza.
get back into your suv and drive home.
make sure on your way home not to get out of your suv. that way you don't contaminate what we call nature.
get home and walk back in the door.
remove your flavorless organic yuppie pizza from it's recycled cardboard box.
place in oven at 425f for 20-25 minutes depending on altitude.
while waiting you can shit post on /out/ some more about how you picked all your ingredients by hand.
*DING!
pull pizza from the over and turn oven off.
before slicing the pizza make sure to pick it up in the air above your head and gently place on your face as you look up.
Now we can all know who the maggots of this planet are by the noticeable pizza burns across your face.
When you're done burning your face make sure to write a thank you letter to all the illegal immigrants that did the foraging/farming for you.
