>>81707>american moving to australia, looking forward to exploring our wildernessahahah
youve gotta be joking, its far worse here.
in a bear attack, at least you can see them and shoot them.
in australia, you can take a step and be bitten by one of our shitton of deadly shitcunt spiders and snakes
in america, you're always fairly close to some form of civilisation, even if its rednecks (and you've got those beacon thingos)
in australia, you'd probably be 100km from anyone else, and choppers wouldn't have enough fuel to get to you
mind, you'd probably have already been finished off by a dropbear
