>>767508Couple of years back in Yosemite, me and a buddy
Snowcreek Falls Trail, then over to North Dome, El Cap and back down to the valley
Nice and slow enjoying the peace a quite, having a good time
Tioga Road is usually closed from fall to Memorial Day, easy to get to this trail from the road, hard from the valley, always go when the road is shut
Finished eating, campfire down to a glow, ready for a nice long, cold early winter night
Hear dirt bike engines, shit, here come 4 bikes, doubled up, they are below us at a group site, no permits, drinking, pot, yelling, shooting, had a spray can, spraying up so rocks, complete assholes, built a bonfire, not a campfire, a huge fire, all got nude dancing around, catch a tree on fire, by itself so no worries, they move down the trail toward North Dome, left all their shit
Tell buddy to pack our shit quick, just fold and stuff it into the packs
I go to their camp, pack their two tents, bags, food, took the guns, left 1 blanket and 1 water bottle, tip over the bikes, drain the tanks, flatten the tires and took the plugs
Took 15 minutes, we moved off toward Upper Yosemite Falls, hike a few hours, had really good headlamps and I know the trail, left their shit at the top of the upper falls trail made our way to El Capitan, met up with some people waiting for some climbers and bedded down, was around 2330 when we made camp, 0200 start getting a bit of snow and it got cold quick, buddy fels bad so he calls down to the main ranger station and Stella them a bunch of drugged out nude drunks with dirt bikes are at North Dome
In the morning saw a helicopter doing sweeps near North Dome
Did I ever regret my actions, nope, not once
They lived, got arrested, saw a small article in the Merced Sun-Star, paid a fine and got probation, they claimed aliens stole their shit
Not quite, but my buddies parents did come to the US on vacation and decided to stay, so in a way they were right
