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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:12:28 No.787134 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>787159 >>787172 >>787180 >>787198

If you woke up in the woods completely naked but in normal physical condition otherwise, what would be your plan of action to make sure you don't die?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:47:08 No.787159 Report

Quoted By: >>787166

>>787134

I live in England so I can just walk a few miles in any direction and come back to civilisation and I won't die of hypothermia or overheating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:50:42 No.787163 Report

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Figure out where I was.

Find a high vantage point.

Walk towards civilization.

If I couldn't find any, I'd start to build a shelter, and start a fire. I started a fire once with a bow drill. It was dry as hell and ideal conditions. Honestly doubtful that I could do it again with no practice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:52:24 No.787166 Report

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>>787159
Like a boss

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 19:00:12 No.787172 Report

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>>787134

fuck her in the asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 19:04:42 No.787176 Report

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I would start mastetbating immediately, so nothing different.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 19:08:27 No.787180 Report

Quoted By: >>787189

>>787134

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 19:15:38 No.787189 Report

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>>787180
>le underage meme
scathing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 19:24:17 No.787198 Report

Quoted By: >>787223

>>787134
do i has a greasy asshoe?
is there pain in my bum?

If so I wont tell anybody.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 19:49:33 No.787223 Report

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>>787198

Heh, want to go camping?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 20:04:03 No.787230 Report

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In Canada "in the woods" can possibly mean hundreds of kilometers or more from the nearest inhabited area, so trying to walk out might not be the best plan. Odds are you'd drink bacteria infested water and shit yourself to death in a few days. You'd really need some kind of water purifying and carrying method ASAP. Also, even in summer it can get cold enough to endanger your life if you have no clothing or shelter.

Probably the best thing to do would be to stay put for a while and try to make some basic tools and materials. Most places don't have great tool-making stone, but you could manage. At the very least make a birchbark kettle.

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