>>788351What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you whippersnapper? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the catheter changing, and I’ve been involved in numerous late night raids for the pudding and jello bowls, and I have over 300 confirmed laxative free BM's a year...a record at whispering pines retirement community.
I am trained in opening child proof bottles and I’m the top card shuffler in the entire bridge club. You are nothing to me but just another visitor. I will wipe you the fuck out easier than I wipe the drool off of whats his names face when he falls asleep during song time with CNA watermelon tits ,you mark my words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network people who can still drive and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call being able to walk fast enough to make it past the bitch at the front door. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, if some one reminds me, helps me get dressed and drives me there.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to an entire case of Ensure and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit dusty gas all over you and you will drown in it.
You're dead kiddo, just as soon as Gunsmoke ends and I find my teeth.
