Set up goes like this:
1. Attach one strap to tree 1: success!
2. stretch strap over to tree 2, strap is too short, rig something together, tent falls in water while trying to stretch straps, you fall in water trying to retrieve tent. attach strap 2 to tree 2
3. tent is now wet, you are wet and muddy, while trying to stretch strap 3 to tree 3, you fall in the water again, undeterred, you persevere and attach strap 3 to tree 3.
4. almost asleep, you keep needing to pee due to the flowing water beneath you, traversing to dry land is a pain in the ass. tent is wet, your ass is wet. sometime in the night one of your straps loosens and tent falls in the water, with you zipped inside it
5. tent is never ever ever used again, you go back to your eureka! 2 man 3 season tent that is dependable
6. fuck that novelty tent
