Alright which one of you /out/ists did this? Were you trying to shit in the fumarole?

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/man-boiled-alive-acidic-yellowstone-hot-spring-named-colin-nathaniel-scott-portland-oregon-1564525

>23 year Colin Scott and his sister Sable (faggot hippy parents) hiked a long way off the trail near Pork Chop Geyser before he slipped and fell into a hot spring.

Scott hiked about two hundred yards off the boardwalk into the woods behind Pork Chop Geyser. The area was so remote, the park airplane and helicopter had trouble finding it. (200 yards is remote to a millennial reporter)

As incident commander, Korhut sent in a search team to find the accident site where Scott’s belongings were still on the ground next to the spring. (I'm just going in for a quck dip, take a pict....aaaaaargh)

She explained, “His flip flops were on the side or around the thermal feature. And also some other personal items that were around the thermal feature.” (did they find any used condoms, roaches or PBR empties?)

Korhut said the team finally found the place where Scott had apparently died. But, because the spring was at boiling temperature, the recovery of Scott’s remains was difficult. They worked Tuesday night, and most of the day Wednesday.

Update:
They halted their recovery mission Wednesday, "due to the extreme nature and futility of it all." The water was highly acidic, Reid said, leaving "no remains left to recover."

Ha-ha that's some cartel level autism right there but 1 less sexist Bernie bro