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Anonymous Tue 14 Jun 2016 22:11:21 No.793696 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>793759 >>793769 >>793777 >>793804 >>794114 >>794145 >>794433 >>796010 >>796039 >>796922

Let's say you're stranded without tools far from civilization, how would you cut your hair?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jun 2016 22:20:06 No.793708 Report

Quoted By: >>793902

I have long hair and I generally don't cut it. Its terminal length is not ridiculous so it doesn't really get too unmanageable as long as I tie it up. But I understand that long hair is not super practical. I just like it. But I suppose you could knap some flint to be sharp enough to shear yer locks.

Inb4 dirty hippie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jun 2016 22:26:50 No.793717 Report

Quoted By: >>793902 >>796440

My hair is leaving me on its own, thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jun 2016 22:27:34 No.793718 Report

Quoted By: >>796122

Head or pubes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jun 2016 22:28:17 No.793719 Report

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I've got a buzz cut, it'll be fine for a few months or so

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jun 2016 22:29:42 No.793720 Report

Quoted By: >>793727 >>793770

this guy uses fire

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539704/The-worlds-ineligible-bachelor-Iranian-wash-60-years-smokes-animal-faeces-whip-mean-decomposed-porcupine.html

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jun 2016 22:36:54 No.793727 Report

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>>793720
>dailymail

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jun 2016 23:31:17 No.793753 Report

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knoife

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jun 2016 23:37:45 No.793759 Report

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>>793696
Fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jun 2016 23:48:39 No.793769 Report

Quoted By: >>796097 >>796404

>>793696

Small shot of finding obsidian and chipping it down to a blade edge.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Jun 2016 23:49:03 No.793770 Report

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>>793720
>animal-faeces-whip-mean-decomposed-porcupine.html

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Jun 2016 23:54:22 No.793772 Report

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Without tools... Well, let's just say that your hair really won't have time to grow to any significant length.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jun 2016 00:01:34 No.793776 Report

Quoted By: >>793921

If my hairs grown to the point that its become a problem, and I still haven't made some basic stone age tools, then I should probably just consider suicide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jun 2016 00:02:52 No.793777 Report

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>>793696
Why would I cut my hair?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jun 2016 00:38:11 No.793804 Report

Quoted By:

>>793696
the_grudge.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jun 2016 03:04:00 No.793902 Report

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>>793708
Samesies

>>793717
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jun 2016 03:31:22 No.793921 Report

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>>793776

This.

How has your hair become a problem, but you haven't yet broken a random rock and made a sharpish edge? Retarded fucking thread bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jun 2016 14:04:53 No.794114 Report

Quoted By: >>794140 >>794145 >>794427 >>794428 >>795664

>>793696
fuck your hair what about your finger and toe nails?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jun 2016 14:58:05 No.794140 Report

Quoted By: >>794751 >>795664

>>794114
I chew mine down, works pretty well

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jun 2016 15:02:49 No.794145 Report

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>>793696
Tie it up or let it grow then whip it to the back
>>794114
Gnaw them off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jun 2016 21:28:50 No.794424 Report

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with fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jun 2016 21:33:23 No.794427 Report

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>>794114
A more primitive method than gnawing on them and a way to ensure you're not eating dirt or grime is to find a flat rock and sand them down I've done it in the midst of civilization and out in nature relaxing process.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jun 2016 21:37:04 No.794428 Report

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>>794114
Could grind them against a rock

Also if I was far from the judging eye of civilization I wouldn't much see a need for hair cutting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jun 2016 21:47:42 No.794433 Report

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>>793696
I dunno, find a sharp rock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jun 2016 05:23:21 No.794751 Report

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>>794140
If I could chew my toenails off I could suck my own dick and the NOTHING would ever get done!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2016 19:43:34 No.795664 Report

Quoted By: >>796120

>>794140
>>794145
this will ruin your teeth over time.
>>794114
once they're at a decent length you use the nail on the thumb of one hand to work in at the edge of any of the nails on the other hand or your feet and slowly work your way across until a thin strip has been worked off the top.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jun 2016 20:10:16 No.795695 Report

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Braid the shit to manage it and tie it back, if I was stranded far from civilisation I'd want something to keep my head warm. Hair is functional.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2016 02:31:58 No.796010 Report

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>>793696
Sharp stone or a piece of glass, it will look shitty but who cares about that in your scenario.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2016 03:11:58 No.796039 Report

Quoted By: >>796322

>>793696
Unless you're in a desert, just don't cut it, as if you're in a cool/temperate climate you'll want the extra hair for additional warmth. Same thing with facial/arm/leg/etc. hair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2016 05:37:21 No.796097 Report

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>>793769
>Small shot of finding obsidian and chipping it down to a blade edge.

not where i live

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2016 06:52:17 No.796120 Report

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>>795664
I do this and have probably used nail clippers less than a dozen times in over a decade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2016 06:58:41 No.796122 Report

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>>793718
Answer me!! Can I shave my pubes and go /out/?

> reeeeeeeeee!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2016 15:20:29 No.796296 Report

Quoted By: >>796379

I stopped trimming my pubes ~4years ago.

Now they get trimmed by my zipper.

I like to yank out a nice long one and leave it on reasturant tables as I leave

I figure they average about 3-4 inches, depending on curliness.

I woulfd just chew off my head hair.

Pubes are a none issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2016 16:33:16 No.796313 Report

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I have greasy as fuck hair. Have to shower every day or it goes from curly and soft to plastering itself to my scalp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2016 16:52:30 No.796322 Report

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>>796039
Dear god. Why would you eat to cut it in the desert? Imagine the sun beating down onto you unmolested.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2016 18:13:36 No.796379 Report

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>>796296>
> gave up trimming
> i like 70s porn

Daily reminder that '70's porn models are now your Grandmothers!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2016 18:38:30 No.796404 Report

Quoted By: >>796407

>>793769
umm doesn't need to be obsidian, ever heard of flint knapping?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2016 18:40:12 No.796407 Report

Quoted By:

>>796404
> not sharpening a shell on coral

Landlubbers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Jun 2016 19:04:52 No.796440 Report

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>>793717
tfw mine is too
I envy the dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Jun 2016 11:50:18 No.796922 Report

Quoted By:

>>793696
rocks

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