Ok, /out/ I've got a picture and story for you here, it was last Thursday; and I was invited along to a run-of-the-mill innawoods camping trip (Ok, it was more about getting trashed in the Woods)

I was making my way along the country road leading up to the Woods on foot with my gear & everything for the night. Then some fucking middle-aged Crackhead bursts out of his Car by some country car park, with two boxes full of Pornography. DVDs, Magazines under each arm.
And he's just there hurling it all out in an absolute frenzy, almost like he's panicking for his life (probably his gf making him dump it all)

I walk around him, but as I do- he charges over at me screaming 'YOU, TAKE THIS. NOW PLEASE, HURRY.' Asking no questions, I take his DVD and fucking run the rest of that journey without even stopping. The following morning we came back down that road to check out the aftermath of his dumping spree- but to my astonishment, all traces of it had vanished, bar an empty cardboard box that was strangely soaked.

pic related; it's the DVD he gave me. I've not watched it yet.