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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2016 12:36:23 No.801922 View View Reply Original Report

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What is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2016 12:40:03 No.801924 Report

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>>801922
Bigfoot jiz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2016 12:54:17 No.801930 Report

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>>801922
Bigfoot jiz

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2016 13:29:47 No.801953 Report

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>>801922
Bigfoot jiz

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2016 13:43:45 No.801959 Report

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>>801922
Bigfoot jizz

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2016 13:44:34 No.801960 Report

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>>801922
Looks like it's Bigfoot jizz

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2016 14:02:39 No.801970 Report

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>>801922
Might be jizz. Bigfoot jizz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2016 14:41:42 No.801995 Report

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Squatch squirt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2016 14:44:46 No.802001 Report

Quoted By: >>802015

Probably some animal's vomit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2016 14:46:33 No.802003 Report

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>>801922
I KNEW IT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2016 14:54:07 No.802009 Report

Quoted By: >>802015

Probably some animal vomited.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2016 14:57:09 No.802015 Report

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>>802001
>>802009
> animal vomitted bigfoot jiz

FTFY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 Jun 2016 15:02:53 No.802023 Report

Quoted By: >>802662 >>804676

OP here. It's been there for months already and it seems There's too much for na animal to vomit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2016 07:45:56 No.802636 Report

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>>801922
it looks like a slug died on your plant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2016 10:18:32 No.802662 Report

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>>802023

If you stand near that spot, can you see into other people's windows? I'd say there's a chance bigfoot has been jacking it to your mum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jun 2016 15:23:56 No.802764 Report

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>>801922
Slime mold
Jk, its bigfoot jizz

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2016 02:14:25 No.803161 Report

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>>801922
I visited /x/ once, and I'm pretty sure that's bigfoot jizz.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2016 08:22:13 No.803307 Report

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Sasquatch spunk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2016 13:00:04 No.803385 Report

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All jokes aside, I've worked in my field for many years and it's most probably just semen from a bigfoot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2016 13:06:56 No.803388 Report

Quoted By: >>805069

taste it - if it has a metallic taste, with subtle caramel and hoppy undertones, it's definitely bigfoot jizz

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2016 13:15:35 No.803390 Report

Quoted By: >>805069

Biologist here.

OP, does the substance stretch between your fingers? How does it smell?

Also, your location is a huge factor.

I'd say it's bigfoot jizz from the way it looks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2016 13:38:01 No.803402 Report

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Zoologist here- this is clearly the ejaculate of the species Gigantopithecus blacki

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2016 14:04:13 No.803415 Report

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>>801922
Starjelly, probably a slime mold.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_jelly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2016 17:26:53 No.803502 Report

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>>802003
Fuck I miss reading those magazines while waiting at the check out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jun 2016 17:52:08 No.803515 Report

Quoted By: >>805069

I've seen this before. An old high school pal of mine brought a bunch back from a hike once. He didn't even know it was all over his sleeping bag. Apparently a gigantopithecus ejaculated all over him in his sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jun 2016 05:02:42 No.804014 Report

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>>803415
>Dr. Hikaru Onodaki investigated the phenomenon, studying several samples in his lab at the University of Tokyo. After weeks of examination, he concluded, "It's probably just bigfoot's jizz."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jun 2016 23:45:42 No.804559 Report

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>>801922
Is that Bigfoot jizz?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jun 2016 23:52:45 No.804561 Report

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Its a slime monster, maybe a goo girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 00:21:09 No.804580 Report

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>>801922
Gonna be honest senpai,

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 02:44:33 No.804676 Report

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>>802023
It's mud and water you cunt. Your mum shoudlve swallowed that bigfoot jizz rather than have your cretinous dumbass self

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 02:48:59 No.804681 Report

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>>801922
OP have you ever seen Creepshow 2? The Raft episode might be of interest to yoos. Don't touch it whatever you do!

https://youtu.be/3-VdBmrTxDk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 08:17:23 No.804873 Report

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Well, You know what they say about men with big feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 17:40:48 No.805069 Report

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>>802662
>>803388
>>803390
>>803515
>>804014
>>804676
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