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Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2016 00:21:06 No.807420 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>808276 >>808280 >>808292 >>808368 >>809597 >>811620

Scary camping stories post 'em

Please no greentext, makes telling them hella awkward

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2016 01:05:26 No.807455 Report

Quoted By: >>807471

what is the point of this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2016 01:15:00 No.807471 Report

Quoted By: >>808112

>>807455
Boiling hotdogs in a condom? For the steam I guess.
The question he asked? Stories to tell around the camp fire.
I might try boiling them that way and have a friend test one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2016 23:05:42 No.808112 Report

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>>807471
Make sure you use a flavored condom. Plain condoms taste gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jul 2016 23:13:21 No.808124 Report

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eggs are for boiling, condoms are for keeping ticks out of your urethra. don't be mixing them up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2016 04:12:22 No.808276 Report

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>>807420
>Please no greentext, makes telling them hella awkward

If you're incapable of reading or writing greentext you should stay on plebbit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2016 04:18:28 No.808280 Report

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>>807420
>worried about being awkward
>posts a picture of someone boiling a hotdog in a condom

You need to lurk moar, faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2016 04:38:09 No.808292 Report

Quoted By: >>811630 >>811714

>>807420
explain this one then

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2016 05:49:04 No.808319 Report

Quoted By: >>808336 >>808377

>Be me
>Be on elk hunt, tenting it
>Go to bed
>Get to sleep
>Wake up at midnight
>There is a giant fucking nose sniffing maybe two feet from my head right outside the tent
>Shit sleeping bag
>Sperg out, waking buddy up, trying to get gun
>Think it's a bear
>Find 357 mag blackhawk
>Ready to kill some shit
>Sniffing sounds start moving away from tent
>Wait until they sound far enough away for me to open tent and react to whatever
>Open tent
>It's somebody's fucking hunting dog that got lose
>Fuck, I feel like a retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2016 06:57:04 No.808336 Report

Quoted By: >>808337 >>808540

>>808319
>357 mag blackhawk
>feel like a retard

Of this I have no doubt. Good thing you brought your hand cannon though Tex, almost had to put a stray dog down. Chug bleach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2016 07:00:32 No.808337 Report

Quoted By: >>811710

>>808336
I would like to hear your legitimate opinion on what is wrong with the Ruger Blackhawk. Or the .357 Magnum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2016 07:33:05 No.808353 Report

Quoted By: >>808410 >>808412 >>809582

>Be me
>Camping in tent
>hear tapping on tent flap
>Piss sleeping bag
>Hear scratching noise
>Zipper starts getting pulled open
>"Hey anon, did you want popcorn?"
>"N-No, Dad, I'm supposed to be in the wilderness!"
>"Okay anon, well, come inside if you get tired of 'the wilderness.'"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2016 08:36:59 No.808368 Report

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>>807420
>hella
you're from the bay area aren't you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2016 08:56:21 No.808373 Report

Quoted By: >>808499 >>808501 >>808887

not that interesting but
>be me, 18
>chilling in tent at night w/ friends
>see bright ass light shine through tent
>ruhroh.jpg
>"park rangers, please come out yadda yadda"
>friend goes out to talk with them
>suddenly realize we brought alcohol
>we're all under 21
>thisistheend.jpg
>friend somehow talks them out of checking our things
>"be safe, have a good night guys"
>they go away

I need to go camping more often so I could have more interesting stories to tell...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2016 09:09:38 No.808377 Report

Quoted By: >>808490 >>811699

>>808319

>animal trained to kill sniffing at you while sleeping
>wanting to shoot it an over reaction

Pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2016 11:16:14 No.808410 Report

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>>808353
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2016 11:21:40 No.808412 Report

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>>808353
noice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2016 14:31:04 No.808490 Report

Quoted By: >>808508

>>808377
It's called being woken up in the woods, you dumb fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2016 14:43:08 No.808499 Report

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>>808373
Fucking cops/rangers. The purpose of camping is 2 sorta "get away" from society. Drinking ages r just shitty laws made by nanny state right wingers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2016 14:46:01 No.808501 Report

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>>808373
Drinking ages r so fucked up. Goddamn nanny state.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2016 14:55:52 No.808508 Report

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>>808490
>Shoot first ask questions later guise, it's the murrican way!

uh huh...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jul 2016 16:11:10 No.808540 Report

Quoted By: >>811710

>>808336
kill yourself, you dumb faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 00:32:49 No.808887 Report

Quoted By: >>811631

>>808373
park rangers are the only real threats you have to watch out for, just about all of them are perverts that took that job so they can jack off outside peoples tents and spy on people.

the rest of the time they spend writing citations for stupid shit to generate revenue so they can continue masterbating in the woods like the pedophiles they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:58:49 No.809582 Report

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>>808353
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 23:20:59 No.809597 Report

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>>807420
Are you putting those hotdogs in condoms to simulate how your dick fits in them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2016 01:27:30 No.811620 Report

Quoted By: >>811623

>>807420
>making the mistake of posting a pic more interesting than your thread
>spitting on the cherished tradition of greentext storytelling

>>>/plebbit/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2016 01:32:00 No.811623 Report

Quoted By: >>811626

>>811620
this. the bayeux tapestry features greentext, 45,000 year-old aboriginal cave paintings have greentext. there's greentext graffiti etched on the bathroom walls in pompeii. and suddenly greentext isn't good enough for OP and his shit thread? fuck m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2016 01:35:46 No.811626 Report

Quoted By: >>811629

>>811623
Have you ever read the shit the wrote in pompeii? It's hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2016 01:37:51 No.811629 Report

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>>811626
yeah someone's mom sucks the best and various references to little dicks and drunkards and whatnot. those romans were good cunts, bit sassy

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PepsiFag !n/ZnkB9jUw Sun 10 Jul 2016 01:38:11 No.811630 Report

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>>808292
What upsets me most is that the hot dog won't even get any of them sweet sear marks on it from the pan. Useless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2016 01:40:17 No.811631 Report

Quoted By:

>>808887
Where do I apply?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2016 03:20:17 No.811699 Report

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>>808377
>animal trained to kill sniffing at you while sleeping
>animal trained to kill
stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2016 03:34:25 No.811710 Report

Quoted By: >>811734

>>808337
different anon, but i think the point is that it's overkill tex. just get some bear mace.
>>808540
go back to /b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2016 03:37:16 No.811714 Report

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>>808292
>explain this one then

it's your penis anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2016 04:22:33 No.811734 Report

Quoted By: >>811736

>>811710
Is it all guns you /out/spies despise or just the useful ones?

Bear spray just makes for spicy bear shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2016 04:27:19 No.811736 Report

Quoted By: >>811739

>>811734
bear sprey works, guns are for hunting. /k/ommando's ruin /out/ with /pol/ tier bullshit.

>inb4 hippy and liberal bashing

you'll just prove my point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2016 04:34:38 No.811739 Report

Quoted By: >>811742 >>812109

>>811736
If you look at the numbers guns are used to successfully defend ones self from large predators, with no harm to the user, more than spray is used entirely. I understand if you don't like guns,I get it, not everyone likes them. But why shit on the guy for not wanting to be eaten?

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PepsiFag !n/ZnkB9jUw Sun 10 Jul 2016 04:38:54 No.811742 Report

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>>811739
>It's coming right for us!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2016 19:35:38 No.812109 Report

Quoted By: >>812656

>>811739
>not wanting to be eaten?
>stray dog
uwotm8?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2016 15:21:40 No.812656 Report

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>>812109
>Just shoot it in the leg

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