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>hikers
>wear 30-50lbs of shit on their back that they dont fucking need
>never have a useful (not heavy) fulltang knife
>never make fire without a lighter or ferrorod
>carry FOOD UPON FOOD AND NEVER EAT IT
>NEVER EVER CARRY ENOUGH WATER AND NEVER CARRY FILTERS
>wear 10lb hiking boots that have """ankle support""" that constrains the foot and calf muscles making it impossible to walk normally
>Cant identify, harvest and cook with a single wild plant or identify poisonous/toxic plants or snakes/spiders
>FUCKING DESTROY THE GRASS AND PLANTS AROUND THEM TO MAKE A """TRAIL"""
>THROW THEIR TRASH EVERYWHERE, or """PACK IT OUT!!!""" (Lolz)
>shout or use GPS systems instead of surveying and (basic) highschool geometry/trig (also cant navigate by stars or by natural objects/mountains/forestry)
>usually disturb and fuck with everything in nature around them, plants, animals you name it, scare off bears because lol they eat my food too!!!
>usually do nothing but TALKTALKTALKTALKTALKTALKTALK very loudly, EVERYWHERE
>they never sit, read, swim, or do anything besides grab shitty iphone(spying device) and take pictures of EVERY FUCKING FLOWER OR TREE
>some of these dumbshits just keep trying for reception, no matter how far put innawoods they are.
>not one, ever of them fishes or hunts for any amount of food, picks any berry or fruit because """its not blackberry/blue/straw"""
>never know how to shit innawoods, always rely on """honey bucket""" port-o-poopies that stink the whole area like SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
>wear 30-50lbs of shit on their back that they dont fucking need
>never have a useful (not heavy) fulltang knife
>never make fire without a lighter or ferrorod
>carry FOOD UPON FOOD AND NEVER EAT IT
>NEVER EVER CARRY ENOUGH WATER AND NEVER CARRY FILTERS
>wear 10lb hiking boots that have """ankle support""" that constrains the foot and calf muscles making it impossible to walk normally
>Cant identify, harvest and cook with a single wild plant or identify poisonous/toxic plants or snakes/spiders
>FUCKING DESTROY THE GRASS AND PLANTS AROUND THEM TO MAKE A """TRAIL"""
>THROW THEIR TRASH EVERYWHERE, or """PACK IT OUT!!!""" (Lolz)
>shout or use GPS systems instead of surveying and (basic) highschool geometry/trig (also cant navigate by stars or by natural objects/mountains/forestry)
>usually disturb and fuck with everything in nature around them, plants, animals you name it, scare off bears because lol they eat my food too!!!
>usually do nothing but TALKTALKTALKTALKTALKTALKTALK very loudly, EVERYWHERE
>they never sit, read, swim, or do anything besides grab shitty iphone(spying device) and take pictures of EVERY FUCKING FLOWER OR TREE
>some of these dumbshits just keep trying for reception, no matter how far put innawoods they are.
>not one, ever of them fishes or hunts for any amount of food, picks any berry or fruit because """its not blackberry/blue/straw"""
>never know how to shit innawoods, always rely on """honey bucket""" port-o-poopies that stink the whole area like SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
