I know we all have (atleast) one friend who absolutly doesnt give a damn about anyting /out/ related. what are some of the dumber things you guys have heard or stupid things people have done with you when you take them /out/

Asking a girl i know if shes ever been camping:
>"no cause i dont find the point in it i rather sleep in my bed"

going hiking with one friend who never goes /out/ but really wanted to come with me and some other friends
>brings microwavable tv dinner for his trail lunch

what kinds of crazy shit have you guys experienced?