Hello from noguns canada, my pal gun license is coming but not soon enough. So I have a problem with a Big ol black bear rooting through trash in my alley, since its addicted to delicious human food. I was surprised whilst going out for exercise and a snacky cakes run and came about 5 metres close to the massive death machine. Tried to get the cops to come and shoot it but they dont really give a fuck, so now I know this fucker will be back but I dont know how to stop it from fuckin catching me off guard and attacking if I surprise it by accident. SO I DECIDED ITS TIME TO GET LETHAL. But a crackhead broke into my car and stole my shitty katana, so all I have is a box cutter, bear spray, van, and my dad's old gun with no ammo. Help me /out/ and I'll link some good Doujins.