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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 21:36:48 No.842547 View View Reply Original Report

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What is the strangest thing you 've found ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 21:48:30 No.842555 Report

Quoted By: >>842621 >>843359

>>842547
>inb4 trash bags of porn and buttplugs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 21:58:45 No.842563 Report

Quoted By: >>842717 >>846704

>>842547
my inner self

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 22:02:22 No.842567 Report

Quoted By: >>842575

>>842547
A drunk passed-out chick. Her friends left her behind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 22:21:42 No.842575 Report

Quoted By: >>842576

>>842567
>and that's how anon became a father

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Aug 2016 22:24:18 No.842576 Report

Quoted By: >>842636 >>845161 >>847231

>>842575
no, that's how a drunk passed-out chick became a mother

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 00:01:52 No.842616 Report

Quoted By: >>842629 >>842694 >>843361 >>846103

>>842547
I was out in the sangres with no food or water for a while
I found god
God is an arrowhead water bottle and a bag of peanut m+ms

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 00:21:47 No.842621 Report

Quoted By: >>842630

>>842555
where is this magical place of wonder?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 00:37:14 No.842629 Report

Quoted By: >>842634

>>842616
Is this Tokyo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 00:38:15 No.842630 Report

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>>842621
> implying porn and buttplugs > living, passed out flesh bucket

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 00:42:19 No.842632 Report

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In a fairly isolated part of the Ozark Trail, a box turtle with a yellow smiley face painted on its shell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 00:43:57 No.842634 Report

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>>842629
yep
If there were a terrorist insurgency in a city like that...
It would be a lot of fun and a lot of work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 00:46:04 No.842636 Report

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>>842576
> babby bottle fill with urine

Just why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 01:23:01 No.842654 Report

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>>842547
I'm confused, did you find the tent or the bus?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 02:12:50 No.842694 Report

Quoted By: >>842798 >>845228 >>846703

>>842616
I could never live in a city again, so glad i live in a sub 10k small town up north.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 02:38:38 No.842717 Report

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>>842563
i watched wild as well. very touching

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 05:00:10 No.842798 Report

Quoted By: >>842892

>>842694
Born and raised in a 3k people town in Germany

Been to Berlin once in my life - hated it to the point that I left one day early.

I hate city life SO fucking much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 06:06:44 No.842823 Report

Quoted By: >>843200

Huuuuuuuge ass carp in a creek. Had on my line but my little fag pole and line didn't stand a chance

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 10:11:35 No.842892 Report

Quoted By: >>843596

>>842798
Mein Neger.

That sounds exactly like me.
3k small town, hate city life, think Hamburg and Berlin should be turned into army training grounds without notifying the inhabitants.

Thank fuck I'm moving back to my small town.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 15:25:32 No.843017 Report

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>>842547
A corked glass bottle with a note inside that just read "sheep or wolf?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 20:13:15 No.843200 Report

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>>842823
I read huge ass crap. That image makes mesmile

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Aug 2016 23:55:27 No.843344 Report

Quoted By: >>847732

>>842547

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 00:15:28 No.843359 Report

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>>842555
Woods porn is best porn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 00:16:51 No.843361 Report

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>>842616
>dat pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 00:28:09 No.843374 Report

Quoted By: >>843375

>>842547
I found 90% diabetes in my ass. It was frightening but at the same time life goes on

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 00:29:16 No.843375 Report

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>>843374
type 6 as well, not even curable at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 06:28:03 No.843561 Report

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>>842547
whole bunch of porn mags that's about it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 06:59:15 No.843576 Report

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Ouch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 07:34:15 No.843583 Report

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>>842547
A drifter camp.
They had gardens set up and all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 08:02:10 No.843596 Report

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>>842892
I'm from Hamburg actually, beautiful city, but with a lot of disgusting snobs and fuccpeople.

large cities can be really dirty and rough, but we have some beautiful and green parts, too. :) but then I guess, small towns can be dirty and rough as well, especially small towns in eastern germany which is still fucked (mostly).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 08:29:57 No.843601 Report

Quoted By: >>847234

I found a clown nose deep innawoods in the middle of nowhere.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 09:14:01 No.843608 Report

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Needless to say I spend a cozy night up there

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 09:56:40 No.843609 Report

Quoted By: >>843611 >>845904 >>846922

>>842547
A truck battery. One of the really fucking big ones. I could only just carry it a few yards and I am pretty big.

About six miles from the nearest track or trail, in the middle of a moorland with streams and bogs and shit.
In perfect, from the shop condition.

There is absolutely no way that any vehicle had been anywhere near the area, therefore someone must have carried it there for over six miles through some really shitty terrain that even the sheep avoid and sat it on top of a little mound of earth and grass.

Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 09:59:15 No.843611 Report

Quoted By: >>843614

>>843609
Maybe they really wanted to watch TV and needed a power source.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Aug 2016 10:09:35 No.843614 Report

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>>843611
The really annoying thing was that I kinda wanted it. They retail at about £170 and it was new, but I had no way of getting it back home.
Could have used that for so many things...

This was about a year ago. It is still there now as you can just about see it reflect sunlight way in the distance from the path.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Aug 2016 03:30:56 No.844093 Report

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A bag of unopened Sun Chips.

They were pretty good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Aug 2016 03:38:36 No.844101 Report

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Ruins

Homeless camps

Access to the sewers 100m under my city

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Aug 2016 18:31:53 No.845161 Report

Quoted By:

>>842576
why is the baby drinking piss?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Aug 2016 20:08:15 No.845228 Report

Quoted By:

>>842694
Cityfag.
If it has a population you're gay. FACT

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Aug 2016 17:59:48 No.845904 Report

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>>843609
>quotes price in pounds

I'm thinking pirate radio am style. We're there any earth stakes in the wet boggy areas and tall trees nearby?

Strangest thing I've found was a dead pony tied to a tree. What faggot does that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Aug 2016 22:56:03 No.846103 Report

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>>842616
https://youtu.be/D5tT5Fz9Rhw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 22:11:03 No.846688 Report

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>>842547
Was walking through the woods, came across an old roman monument, well maintained. With KEEP OUT sprayed on the wall... there was a caravan up on like the middle platform. Apparently it's a junkie hangout

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 22:36:33 No.846701 Report

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>>842547
In the middle of the woods, a hollow stone structure, round with a diameter of about 10 meters, walls, half a meter thick, going underground for about 2 meters and the same height above ground, no roof or signs of there ever being one, a single opening into it. I still don't know what the hell that thing was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 22:39:20 No.846703 Report

Quoted By:

>>842694
>10k
>small town
pick one, fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2016 22:40:43 No.846704 Report

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>>842563
buy better toilet paper next time (or use better leaves)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 05:21:51 No.846922 Report

Quoted By: >>847025

>>843609
>A truck battery.

Do you have a notable criminal element in your area? Someone might have been tortured with that car battery.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 06:48:58 No.846960 Report

Quoted By: >>847008

>>842547
Was kayaking around a secluded lake when I pulled over on a tiny beach to piss but found abandon pagaoda all boarded up hidden up the bank in the trees. I poked around it but almost fell in an abandon well and quit out of cowardness before I could check out the ancient overgrown house buried in the woods behind it. This was in northern New England in an area that used to be wealthy but has long since fell on hard times so I'd bet anything there's something in that woods worth investigating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 10:53:33 No.847008 Report

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>>846960
go back there and report, this sounds interesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 11:03:30 No.847015 Report

Quoted By: >>847168

A sealed bottle with a human heart and a picture of a young woman inside.

It was unsettling at first but apparently she died of natural causes and the heart was taken from her after the autopsy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 11:44:16 No.847025 Report

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>>846922
>Someone might have been tortured with that car battery.
By being made to carry it 6 miles out into the woods?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 16:02:32 No.847168 Report

Quoted By:

>>847015
Pics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 17:42:02 No.847231 Report

Quoted By:

>>842576
no, that's how a mountain lion became full

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2016 17:44:34 No.847234 Report

Quoted By: >>847759

>>843601
>be me
>deep innawoods in the middle of nowhere
>find clown nose
>hear very faint, distant "honk"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 05:50:12 No.847732 Report

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>>843344
dem flyer's gloves

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 06:24:46 No.847741 Report

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>>842547
I saw a bee impaled on a thistle thorn

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 06:33:15 No.847742 Report

Quoted By: >>847744 >>847748

>>842547
I have a few, not greentexting because I'm not a faggot

I was canoeing with my mom on a lake in New England when a Thunder storm came out of no where and drove us to shore. We hauled the canoe up into the woods and hid under a tree while we waited for the storm to pass. The rain started dying down but my mom was still worried about lightning so we putted around on land for a while when I stumbled across an old hunting jacket caked in moss draped over a mound of dirt. I was 12 so that was the highlight of the trip and when he got it home my dad cleaned it up for me to wear. He dated it as being roughly Vietnam era which doesn't really mean anything and there wasn't anything in the pockets but just finding an ancient hunting jacket so deep in the wood miles from anything just seemed amazing to me at the time.

cont.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 06:37:56 No.847744 Report

Quoted By: >>847750

>>847742
>I was canoeing with my mom
lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 06:49:03 No.847748 Report

Quoted By: >>847750

>>847742
Ok now I will
>be me, 18, Just moved from the suburbs to a more rural area
>miles of trails around my house almost never used because over half the towns population was over seventy (legit statistic)
>also meant I had to go deep innawoods or old women would call the cops on me like they do the Fed-ex guy
>taking a gap-year to do constructive shit including but not limited to loosing some fucking weight so hiking around alot
>walking through a big gorge full of trees so tall and thin you can see super far through the trees, also fall so everything's orange and yellow
>cold breeze makes me have to piss, bushwack further down gorge so some fsggot doesn't see my dick
>notice blue bag way down near the bottom where the gorge turns into a swamp half-buried in leaves
>it's a really shitty tent awkwardly stuffed in the bag but has its stakes and everything so whatevs
>nothing else around it unless it's buried in leaves so I figure some drunks left it and it's mine now
>couldn't have been more wrong
>barely made it back to the trail before I hear someone/thing shuffling through the leaves from whence I came, hear a hoarse cry a some loud, angry, guttural noises
>remember that the interstates on the other side of the gorge and sometimes hobos follow it between cities
>have hobo-phobia, communication not an option, start sprinting
>running through leaves noises as hell, hobo hears and starts making really fucking loud growling noises
>can't hear anything else over me running through leaves and don't turn around until I've passed the trail head, mfw no hobo
>throw tent away when I get home, didn't even want it really
And that's how a stole a tent from a homeless man

Will cont no matter how bad I am at this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 06:55:28 No.847750 Report

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>>847744
Fuck you you dubs-loving fsggot I was 12
>>847748
That's the last one for tonight,crop tired. Will do more tomorrow if still alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2016 07:36:22 No.847759 Report

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>>847234
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