>>843013at this point I only masturbate once a week. getting old sucks.
but even when I was a 14 year old boyscout I could go a week without jerking it. just get exhausted during the day.
now if we are twlling stories avout the nastiest places we ever pounded one out I bet I got you fags beat.
I was at this little hilltop base in afghanistan. cia type shit, the helicopters. so we are sleeping in a tent with 20 ither dudes when we get to sleep in base. even the showers are crowded due to water supply.
si I take my laptop to the fucking port o john. stinks like shit. flies in my god damned eyeballs like an african orphan. and niggers knocking on the side everyone knew what I was doing.
hey but I got mine.