I'm in the process of developing a nature documentary where I study the behaviour of the common Homo sapiens normalis in their natural habitat. So far it turns out camouflage is rather difficult considering more curious creatures, and I'd like a more practical approach for not disturbing the wildlife and not getting arrested.

Some of the places I'm planning to visit: Clubs, train stations, office buildings, fast food joints, car washs, super markets, country western bars and red light districts. If you got other interesting ideas, feel free to suggest me something.

How would you do it?

P.S.: It's not a troll.