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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 04:39:21 No.848983 View View Reply Original Report

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Are eggs a good camping food?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 04:40:41 No.848984 Report

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>>848983
where did you get the egg woman??

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 04:41:05 No.848985 Report

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>>848983

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 04:45:09 No.848991 Report

Quoted By: >>849657

did she laid the egg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 04:45:26 No.848992 Report

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>>848983
Why carry eggs? pound of eggs weighs so much, a pound of rice crispy would be much lighter. and will give you that ultralight package.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 05:01:12 No.849002 Report

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>>848983
car camping

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 05:05:24 No.849004 Report

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>>848983
I got an egg carrier for back packing and JESUS was it heavy, at least 3 pounds for 12 large eggs, also incredibly hard to clean off my cook ware when I was done

So take it car camping but if your gonna go deep in the mountains just bring mountain house breakfast skillits

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 05:16:19 No.849009 Report

Quoted By: >>849234 >>857805

>>848992
WTF, pound of eggs are not as heavy as a pound of rice you idiot!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 05:30:34 No.849014 Report

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>>848983
How u like ur eggs fried or fertilized?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 05:37:23 No.849018 Report

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funny stuff kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 05:42:10 No.849019 Report

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no faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 11:45:45 No.849097 Report

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>>848983

I knew Moot would go trap eventually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 11:56:50 No.849102 Report

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>>848983
eggie smeggies are GOAT and yes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 12:14:03 No.849106 Report

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>>848983

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 12:28:09 No.849111 Report

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>>848992

Heh, I see what you did there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 16:14:45 No.849188 Report

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>>848983
Only if they are soft boiled and your woman carries them in her vagina. They will be hard boiled when they come out though...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 17:30:51 No.849229 Report

Quoted By: >>856004

Why would you pack shelled eggs? Just put them in a jar or bottle, they'll wisk while you walk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 17:42:16 No.849234 Report

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>>849009
but steel is heavier than feathers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 17:49:20 No.849238 Report

Quoted By: >>849808

>>848983
Yes. Filling and nutritious. You can hardboil them ahead of time and as long as they are kept cold they last for days.

One time i brought a dozen eggs camping, then i got too drunk and didnt properly secure my cooler. Racoon came in the night and ate all the eggs raw. Hide your eggs!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 18:41:39 No.849257 Report

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>>849106
Did it ever finish cooking

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 18:42:13 No.849258 Report

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>I'd smash her egg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 20:46:36 No.849289 Report

Quoted By: >>849294

>>848983
Yes. I take a dozen with me all the time. Although, I have my own chickens so mine are same-day fresh when I select them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 20:53:07 No.849294 Report

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>>849289
Every now and then when im out i see some faggot with a dog and think at least a chicken would lay an egg every now and then and be easy to carry. That would be dope.

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 20:59:48 No.849296 Report

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>>849294
You're onto something there

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 21:09:48 No.849306 Report

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>>849294
Dogs can carry stuff too though, you ditz

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 21:19:29 No.849311 Report

Quoted By: >>849312 >>849324 >>853032

>>849306
Ya unless it gets too hot, or too steep, or too dry, or you travel to far in one day for the dumb lil dogger then youre stuck carrying it and all its stuff also. A chicken or even a retarded 5 year old with decent cardio and a backpack full of eggs would be a better out companion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 21:23:46 No.849312 Report

Quoted By: >>849315 >>849411

>>849311
I think you have toxoplasmosis m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 21:30:33 No.849315 Report

Quoted By: >>849317 >>849322 >>849324

>>849312
On any given trail people with dogs are the first to get weeded out, after that its fat people, after that people with young children. But I've seen 8 year old girls in some crazy places long after the dogs and fat people got left behind. I'll take a chicken or an 8 year old with some eggs or even an 8 year old egg on a expedition before i took a doggo m8.

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 21:33:06 No.849317 Report

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>>849315
>I've seen 8 year old girls in some crazy places

oh, is that so anon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 21:35:36 No.849319 Report

Quoted By: >>849323

>>849317
ayylmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 21:39:43 No.849322 Report

Quoted By: >>849329 >>849333

>>849315
I just did a 12 mile pretty steep overnighter with some rock scrambling around an alpine lake with my dogger and shes not even full grown. What weak ass dogs are we talking about here?

I wouldnt take her on anything longer than three days total but still...

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 21:39:49 No.849323 Report

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>>849319

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Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 21:40:21 No.849324 Report

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>>849315
>>849311
Never seen a chicken make it onto a hot, dry, steep, far trail so I guess my aneecdotal evidence trumps yours

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 21:46:23 No.849329 Report

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>>849322
So you took a nice little stroll and the weather didn't above the mid 80s. I hope you packed out all the dog turds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 21:51:41 No.849333 Report

Quoted By: >>849335

>>849322
It was mid 90s and pretty exposed.

Not saying we didnt take breaks (wasnt in a hurry to begin with) but theres some pretty athletic dogs that are quite capable of doing a couple of nights if you keep them active and train them for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Aug 2016 21:55:34 No.849335 Report

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>>849333
But why didnt you bring a chicken? Nice trips btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 00:13:14 No.849411 Report

Quoted By: >>849586

>>849312
Wtf is that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 02:25:55 No.849494 Report

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>>849335
I hadnt considered the advantages to be honest. What about a couple of quail? Those could fit in a stuff sack and they wouldnt know the difference, plus the eggs are speckled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 02:49:23 No.849499 Report

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>>848984
The egg and woman seem to be gettable at Aldi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 05:51:15 No.849586 Report

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>>849411
>Wtf is Google
ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 11:18:16 No.849644 Report

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>>849294
A chicken (and its eggs) would be a constant piece of prey innawoods. Raccoons, foxes, eagles, you name it. Would you really want to deal with that the entire time? The chicken would probably panic and hide.

I can tell youve never been /out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 12:08:18 No.849657 Report

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>>848991
This made me kek so fucking hard for some reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 15:52:13 No.849727 Report

Quoted By: >>852700

>>849234
No anon. A pound of fethers is heavier than a pound of gold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 16:20:21 No.849739 Report

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>>849294
have you never hunted with your dog? they love it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 17:42:43 No.849786 Report

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>>848983
>eggs
Does anybody else use their dehydrator for eggs? It's pretty darn awesome IMHO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2016 18:29:48 No.849808 Report

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>>849238
>they last for days.
Hardboiled eggs - if you let them cool by themselves - can last more than two months.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Sep 2016 03:15:30 No.852629 Report

Quoted By: >>852645 >>853453

instead of a chicken i'd bring my ostrich.
they are stronger so they can carry more.
they are big so they can defend you.
you can ride them.
they also lay very big egg.

all in all i think the ostrich is the best outdoors companion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Sep 2016 03:46:58 No.852645 Report

Quoted By: >>852646

>>852629
Can you tame and/or control an ostrich like you could a dog or chicken?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Sep 2016 03:48:33 No.852646 Report

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>>852645
yes it is very possible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4J1yOGJ9wI

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Sep 2016 04:39:08 No.852656 Report

Quoted By: >>857805

>>848992
Made me lol. Gg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Sep 2016 08:36:55 No.852700 Report

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>>849727
Actually, it's the other way around, since gold is measured in Troy pounds, which are 12 ounces, and feathers are measured in Avoirdupois pounds, which are 16 ounces.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Sep 2016 21:04:52 No.852990 Report

Quoted By: >>853439 >>853441

>>848983

Why is she standing there, holding the egg like a retard? She got downs by any chance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Sep 2016 22:52:17 No.853032 Report

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>>849311

You're a retarded faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 00:17:32 No.853063 Report

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>>849106
Oh man, now I want bacon and eggs.

Well, gotta go to the store now. :P

anymoose

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anymoose Thu 08 Sep 2016 02:57:57 No.853156 Report

Quoted By: >>855449

A lot of good information on keeping eggs out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUYgguMz1qI

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Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 03:01:24 No.853158 Report

Quoted By: >>853407

A lot of good information on keeping eggs out. Best solution at 8:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUYgguMz1qI

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 03:56:16 No.853183 Report

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no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 17:08:06 No.853399 Report

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>>848983
too fragile to my taste in cold weather they are good for ages tho. easy to make a meal out of so it could be good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 17:16:25 No.853407 Report

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>>853158
dude for a week you don't even have to do anything. over 30 days preservation is an issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:12:48 No.853439 Report

Quoted By: >>853441

>>852990
Women do a lot of weird stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:13:34 No.853441 Report

Quoted By: >>853443

>>852990
>>853439
she just wanted to take a pic of the egg.
that is how women take a pic of anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:14:38 No.853443 Report

Quoted By: >>853446

>>853441
>she just wanted to take a pic of the egg.
She wanted to take a pic of herself, but she needed an excuse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:24:22 No.853446 Report

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>>853443
>that is how women take a pic of anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:28:58 No.853448 Report

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only if theyre dehydraded

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Sep 2016 18:37:10 No.853453 Report

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>>852629
These are really good points. It would be dank af to chow down on a big ass ostrich egg on the trail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Sep 2016 05:12:06 No.853764 Report

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Eggs + polenta + dry milk, bake it
Dehydrate with ham strips
Rehydrate on trail
Profit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 21:13:49 No.855422 Report

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>boil the egg

If the hike is 2-4 days, be a fucking genius and cook the egg beforehand instead of going full retard innawoods. Fucking spergers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Sep 2016 21:56:31 No.855449 Report

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>>853156
>James Townsend and Son

You have good taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 13:44:40 No.855869 Report

Quoted By: >>855912

>>848983
As long as they're vaccinated for Salmonella, they'll keep forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 16:21:03 No.855912 Report

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>>855869
>vaccinating chickens
Whats the matter eurocuck? Afraid of a little salmonella? Need a safe space to buy your eggs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 16:27:55 No.855916 Report

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>>848983
I take eggs all the time. three four day hikes, and have never had a problem. Cook them up with spam singles and watch your friend drool over them while they eat dehydrated sponge eggy crap

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Sep 2016 19:40:22 No.856004 Report

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>>849229
Once you open an egg, bacteria will ruin it within a few hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Sep 2016 22:24:20 No.857805 Report

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>>848992
>>849009
>>849111
>>852656
regardless of the joke there is really a huge difference in the calorie value of a lb of eggs vs a lb of candy bars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Sep 2016 03:59:42 No.857985 Report

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>>849004
Learn to cook properly

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Sep 2016 04:03:33 No.857988 Report

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If you pickle some eggs and vacuum pack them they'll last for months. Or just can them and keep in jar.

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