SAR here:
> Get a call-out that there is a lost and cold couple in the Columbia river gorge.
> One of the teams gets to the said couple
> They were wet, cold, (almost had hypothermia)
> Team that notices a burning smell and a pile of burnt clothes
> MFW team learned that the couple had lit their only warm and dry clothes on fire to keep them warm.
That has been years since, SAR team still jokes about it til this day.
> Get a call out Columbia river gorge.
> hiker that caught in the dark and didn't have a flashlight
> Find subject, mfw the subject thought his crapple phone has a good flashlight built in.
Another
> Get a call out, Columbia river gorge.
> Hiker, wet, cold, tired and scared
> whatever
> Go fetch said subject
> Find subject near trailhead, 200 feet off trail.
> Hiker wearing Arc'terx jacket that ripped from some rhododendrons, denim jeans, 5.11 multicam pack, trail runners, cotton socks.
> mfw realize subject had 5 pairs of Fjallraven pants, 10 different knives, a cheap knock-off version of a glock, jar of urine and some weed in his pack
> wtf.jpg
> Subject said his first time /out/ and got all his advice from this hacker named 4chan.
