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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 21:56:33 No.856588 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>856625 >>856671 >>856681 >>856706 >>856709 >>857113 >>857115 >>857127 >>857172 >>857191 >>857346 >>857373 >>860334 >>860340 >>860542 >>862146 >>862214 >>862269 >>862404 >>863514

Help me come up with rock puns to respond to this batshit motherfucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 21:58:34 No.856591 Report

Quoted By: >>856594

Just give the guy his rocks.
what the hell?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 22:01:27 No.856594 Report

Quoted By: >>856600 >>857252

>>856591
Yeah dude I tried but i couldnt find him so i left them at the front office of our school so he could pick them up tomorow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 22:12:04 No.856599 Report

Quoted By:

Story OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 22:12:53 No.856600 Report

Quoted By: >>856606 >>856983 >>862269

>>856594
Then prove you're the better man by telling the bitch to calm down and that you couldn't find him and stop replying to his bullshit. If you already left the rocks in the office that's all you could've done, period.

Why do most men/boys always feel the need to stoop down to an equally pathetic level as another that started problems? Grow the fuck up you mongoloid. Rock puns? Seriously? Are you 14 years old? Stupid children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 22:26:51 No.856606 Report

Quoted By: >>856618 >>856623 >>862404

>>856600
>salt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 22:54:58 No.856618 Report

Quoted By: >>856696

>>856606

He makes a good point, you're just retarded faggot.

>faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 22:59:38 No.856623 Report

Quoted By: >>856697

>>856606
>rock salt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:01:27 No.856625 Report

Quoted By:

>>856588
Wut

Why do you have his rocks

>>856588
Pls explain yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:02:17 No.856627 Report

Quoted By: >>857706 >>862404

I'd help but im too stoned for this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:44:06 No.856671 Report

Quoted By:

>>856588

Rocks as in drugs? Rocks as in his geology collection? Rocks as in fossils?
Autist with rock obsession?

>We thought they knew how to rock in Shelbyville, but nobody rocks like Springton

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Sep 2016 23:57:54 No.856681 Report

Quoted By:

>>856588
>when cairn kicking goes too far

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:20:45 No.856696 Report

Quoted By:

>>856618
>hurr durr back in my day hurr kids
>good point

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:28:43 No.856697 Report

Quoted By:

>>856623
....FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 00:52:29 No.856706 Report

Quoted By: >>856984 >>857183 >>857185 >>857347 >>862163 >>862404

>>856588
You know what would really rock? If you'd quit magma such a big deal out of this schist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 01:03:14 No.856709 Report

Quoted By:

>>856588
Say you will meet him in the parking lot
Build a Carin
Wear steel toes boots
Kick it directly into him as he approaches

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 14:51:17 No.856983 Report

Quoted By:

>>856600
you're just salty about your fucking rocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 14:59:21 No.856984 Report

Quoted By:

>>856706
/out/ is gud board

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 20:20:03 No.857113 Report

Quoted By: >>862404

>>856588
Are you ready to rock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 20:22:13 No.857115 Report

Quoted By: >>857121

>>856588
What kind of asshole doesn't give back rocks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 20:32:25 No.857121 Report

Quoted By:

>>857115
What kind of rocks are worth this amount of whatever this is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 20:49:47 No.857127 Report

Quoted By: >>862404

>>856588
You aren't being very gniess..

Very igneous of you to talk to me this way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 22:33:44 No.857172 Report

Quoted By: >>862404

>>856588
>I thought our friendship was built on better bedrock than this
>you mad about Dwayne Johnson
>can you smell what the rock is cooking
>this sure is a rocky conversation
>don't rock the boat
>you rock dude

>rocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 22:47:07 No.857183 Report

Quoted By: >>862404

>>856706
My sites just eroded

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 22:50:39 No.857185 Report

Quoted By:

>>856706
These rocks must be more precious to him than the combined treasures of the Tectonic Knights.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Sep 2016 23:11:37 No.857191 Report

Quoted By: >>857222 >>862404

>>856588

>fucked like I fucked your rocks?
>you heard me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Sep 2016 00:06:47 No.857222 Report

Quoted By: >>857248 >>862404

>>857191
My sides are now landslides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Sep 2016 00:29:45 No.857248 Report

Quoted By:

>>857222

>land sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Sep 2016 00:39:38 No.857252 Report

Quoted By:

>>856594
Why would you leave his rocks in the front office? Why didn't you take them home with you to provide them with proper overnight care instead of being shoved in the corner in a box in the dark corners of the front office lost and found.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Sep 2016 03:18:26 No.857335 Report

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You never answered why you have this nigga's rocks anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Sep 2016 03:47:50 No.857346 Report

Quoted By:

>>856588
whats with this man

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Sep 2016 03:49:05 No.857347 Report

Quoted By:

>>856706
this is a very gneiss post

Junkrat !KtKsDuZC0Q

Junkrat !KtKsDuZC0Q Thu 15 Sep 2016 04:43:19 No.857373 Report

Quoted By:

>>856588
You can't escape criticism Friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Sep 2016 04:44:48 No.857374 Report

Quoted By: >>857379

>>>/r9k/31416633

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Sep 2016 04:52:59 No.857379 Report

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>>857374

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Sep 2016 11:17:32 No.857494 Report

Quoted By:

You want to know where the limestone is? it's calcified information

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Sep 2016 19:39:43 No.857706 Report

Quoted By: >>862404

>>856627
Rock on, bro.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 15:25:01 No.860334 Report

Quoted By: >>860337

>>856588
Ill help you with some pics, but I suck at puns

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 15:26:15 No.860337 Report

Quoted By: >>860339

>>860334
>Mfw my minerals are stolen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 15:27:27 No.860339 Report

Quoted By:

>>860337

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 15:35:43 No.860340 Report

Quoted By:

>>856588
>Please dont hurt me. Ill do anything. Just let the rocks go and nobody gets hurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2016 23:37:15 No.860542 Report

Quoted By: >>862404

>>856588
I can't tell what's what in this argument
I don't know who's at fault
Sounds like you're under a lot of pressure
But I believe that you can get through it through shear force
In the future you'll look back on this event and get all sedimental about it
I hope this doesn't cause a rift between you two

[spoiler:lit]Someone give me a job, I have a geology degree

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2016 04:10:23 No.862140 Report

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bitch please... you must be smoking rocks

real shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2016 04:25:22 No.862146 Report

Quoted By:

>>856588
Post results

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2016 05:15:10 No.862163 Report

Quoted By:

>>856706
That's a schist post if I've ever seen one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2016 08:24:15 No.862214 Report

Quoted By: >>862404

>>856588
"this interest of getting your rocks off should stop, m8"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2016 12:03:15 No.862269 Report

Quoted By:

>>856600
Faggot

>>856588
I like your idea of winding him up with rock puns. You sound like a funny guy OP. Remind him they're minerals like the guy off breaking bad, and tell him you want this to end peacefully and that you're not trying to rock the boat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2016 16:40:33 No.862369 Report

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can't wait to see what OP sent this rockstar

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2016 17:46:18 No.862404 Report

Quoted By:

>>856588
>>856606
>>856627
>>856706
>>857113
>>857127
>>857172
>>857183
>>857191
>>857222
>>857706
>>860542
>>862214
Man I really need to browse /out/ more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2016 00:28:02 No.863163 Report

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this is a real gem of a thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Sep 2016 17:44:20 No.863514 Report

Quoted By:

>>856588
You wanna ROCK, bro? Take off your chert and FIGHT me. Marble you'll think about calling me a coward next time.

You won't be augite when I'm done with you.

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