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Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2016 19:44:40 No.875648 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>875657 >>875665

I'm gonna be a hobo in 20 minutes

what do I need to know about the outside world to not get killed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2016 19:53:12 No.875657 Report

Quoted By: >>875705

>>875648
Know the difference between a goose and a duck.
A goose can kill you and an duck can't really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2016 19:53:53 No.875658 Report

Quoted By: >>875659 >>875664

1) A shiny mylar blanket will keep you alive to -20C. Below that, stuff your shirt with walmart bags.

2) You can tell if a mushroom is poisonous or not by whether it has a hollow stem. Hollow = poison.

3) Build up your immune system by drinking small bits of water unpurified/unfiltered. Gradually work up to your whole water intake being such.

4) Speaking of water, you do need a lot. Luckily you can get it from eating tree leaves which are about 95% water.

5) If you find yourself in doubt, moss grows on the south side of the tree.

6) Growing a beard prevents rabies as well as spotted fever.

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PepsiFag !n/ZnkB9jUw Fri 14 Oct 2016 19:54:56 No.875659 Report

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>>875658
How do we get this added to the sticky?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2016 20:02:00 No.875664 Report

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>>875658

Obviously you're being funny with your list, but still:

>You can tell if a mushroom is poisonous or not by whether it has a hollow stem. Hollow = poison.

Protip for everyone out there: if you can't 100% positively identify the strain of fungi, then its poisonous. There are better sources of food with much lower risks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2016 20:02:36 No.875665 Report

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>>875648
if you have a chance to see one of the 3 real hobo guide book (supposedly handwritten with drawings of all the symbols maps and recordings of the schedules and all that jazz) please please please post photos. ive been dying to see what it looks like. i have a friend who met someone who had seen it and supposedly its incredible

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Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2016 20:21:00 No.875673 Report

Quoted By: >>875862 >>875889

Fuck bitchez get money.... Is just that simply my nigga.... You need to listen what lil wayne lil booze lil hobo and lil garbage can says they are da real mvp

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Anonymous Fri 14 Oct 2016 20:58:56 No.875705 Report

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>>875657
A duck can kill a hobo if it's been dead for a few days

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Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 01:50:09 No.875862 Report

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>>875673
> asshole poser

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PepsiFag !n/ZnkB9jUw Sat 15 Oct 2016 02:42:51 No.875889 Report

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>>875673
>lil booze
U wot m8?

Trill Ent is da real tho. Webbie is my jam. Savage Life 1 & 2 are a couple of the best records ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Oct 2016 14:30:39 No.876134 Report

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>>875889
Fucking white guilt poodle having fish fucking weirdo

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PepsiFag !n/ZnkB9jUw Sat 15 Oct 2016 14:36:24 No.876137 Report

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>>876134
It's a cockapoo! Half poo, half cock.

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