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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 13:26:09 No.893009 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>893024 >>893345 >>893357 >>893438 >>893608 >>893909 >>894025 >>894064 >>895019 >>897523

What's the point of camping if you have no one to share the experience with? I just want someone to bond with over a comfy campfire.

Has anyone ever tried taking a hooker out for a night of camping? I've tried it a couple of times with no success.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 14:07:06 No.893023 Report

Quoted By: >>893025

How much did she charge for that? Assuming your not just trying to be funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 14:11:32 No.893024 Report

Quoted By: >>893031 >>893071

>>893009
You asked a hooker to go out camping with you and are surprised when she shot you down?

She probably thought you were going to murder her and bury her in the oh-so-convenient woods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 14:13:13 No.893025 Report

Quoted By: >>893333

>>893023
No one has accepted any of my offers yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 14:17:25 No.893028 Report

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Didn't read your post completely. That is different though. I bet there are hookers out there that would be down for some /out/ action.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 14:19:06 No.893031 Report

Quoted By: >>893061 >>893089 >>893342 >>893880 >>894745 >>894755 >>895011

>>893024
Yes, it's a big problem. Serial killers give me a bad image.

I was hoping someone here knew a way to lure a hooker into woods.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 14:19:32 No.893032 Report

Quoted By: >>893034

You can take a cat with you. Or a dog if you have one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 14:21:46 No.893034 Report

Quoted By: >>893073 >>893535

>>893032
How could I earn to the trust of a cat if I can't even earn the trust of a hooker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 15:22:27 No.893059 Report

Quoted By: >>897543

>this thread

Include me in the screencap

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 15:24:19 No.893061 Report

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>>893031

>I was hoping someone here knew a way to lure a hooker into woods.

That's awesome when taken out of context.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 15:55:53 No.893071 Report

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>>893024
>Has anyone ever tried taking a hooker out for a night of camping?
>hooker out for a night of camping
OP, you're completely out of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 15:57:51 No.893073 Report

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>>893034
You pay the cat.

Zuriss !!S/L/65CPWjy

Zuriss !!S/L/65CPWjy Sun 13 Nov 2016 16:11:45 No.893089 Report

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>>893031
Try not using words like lure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 16:15:12 No.893093 Report

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People will only leave you anon. This is reality.
Bond with your gear until you need to upgrade then bond with that.
/edg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 22:51:42 No.893333 Report

Quoted By: >>894752

>>893025
Yeah ask some hooker to go deep into the woods thats gonna go over well. Retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 22:57:04 No.893342 Report

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>>893031
Try handing them a bowl of eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 23:01:45 No.893345 Report

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>>893009
>I've tried it a couple of times with no success.

howtogetrapedandmurdered.jpeg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 23:13:07 No.893357 Report

Quoted By: >>893615

>>893009
>bond with
>hooker

You don't bond with hookers, go /out/ and make some friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 01:54:38 No.893438 Report

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>>893009
The saddest post I've ever seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:44:13 No.893513 Report

Quoted By: >>893516 >>894772

I don't even understand how people can think about sex when you're out under a shining night sky, resting in front of a crackling campfire.

Read something, practise an instrument, cook some food, listen to music. Take a moment to ignore that burning desire to get your dick wet.

Zuriss !!S/L/65CPWjy

Zuriss !!S/L/65CPWjy Mon 14 Nov 2016 03:53:31 No.893516 Report

Quoted By: >>894753

>>893513
/out/ sex is best sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 04:56:56 No.893535 Report

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>>893034
/out/ asking the real questions that plague our lives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 09:41:42 No.893608 Report

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>>893009

There's probably local outdoor pursuits clubs or fb communities you could join and make some friends.

>>892520 It is 5 US gallons. The piont is people tak shit without actually even trying to do it.

>>892520 It is 5 US gallons. The piont is people tak shit without actually even trying to do it. Mon 14 Nov 2016 10:24:52 No.893615 Report

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>>893357
Bingo!

You don't pay whores for sex, you pay them to go away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 22:11:02 No.893880 Report

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>>893031
Let her bring someone for protection a couple times and then maybe she will be comfortable and will let you pay her to go camping and have sex in the woods. Will probably end up being a pretty expensive transaction over all though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 23:14:52 No.893909 Report

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>>893009

Dude. Where are you at?
Just ask /out/ for a buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Nov 2016 23:23:52 No.893914 Report

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I get /out/ alone all the time.
It's actually really fun because I get to have conversations with the most awesome dude I know; myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 03:25:38 No.894025 Report

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>>893009
LOL OP. I have had the same thought legitimately. I don't know if you're serious but I was. I figured the whole risk of anonymous murder thing was too much of a deal breaker. We don't live in a perfect world but maybe if you go see a hooker regularly who mentions she likes to hike, you can make the indecent proposal to her. In an ideal world we'd all have hookers waiting at a base camp cooking a steak and preparing our beds and maybe you sit by the fire drinking a beer after a long day of hiking while she blows by firelight, the crickets chirping softly punctuated by the occasional gag .

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 04:38:36 No.894064 Report

Quoted By: >>894848

>>893009
hookers are city creatures. they don't belong in the woods. they're also not for bonding with

find a girl who likes camping, she'll "do it for free"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 06:15:36 No.894098 Report

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Mosquitoes attack from above, ticks from below and crabs from the middle.

Maybe the hookers you've been asking know they're too fat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Nov 2016 07:34:55 No.894113 Report

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Didn't into the wild end with him saying he should've brought a hooker or something

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Anonymous Wed 16 Nov 2016 10:25:03 No.894745 Report

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>>893031
>serial killers give me a bad image

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Nov 2016 11:25:52 No.894752 Report

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>>893333
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Nov 2016 11:27:11 No.894753 Report

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>>893516
hear, hear!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Nov 2016 11:32:24 No.894755 Report

Quoted By: >>894761

>>893031
youre either baiting or a dumbass or both.

just think about it from the perspective of the hooker for one second. OF FUCKING COURSE she's not going to go to a place with you where you could very easily murder and dispose of her.

how retarded can you actually be. inb4
>b-but I just want to cuddle :3
if you dont understand why that make 0 difference then I suggest killing yourself. your intelligence might not exceed tasks more complex than operating a belt buckle and your genes are a danger to the human species and all life on earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Nov 2016 12:05:15 No.894761 Report

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>>894755
chill brah

you sound more sexually frustrated than the guy who wants to cuddle prostitutes in the wilderness

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Nov 2016 13:01:17 No.894772 Report

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>>893513
>listening to music on some electronic device and likely shitty, tinny-sounding speakers while camping /out/

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Zuriss !!S/L/65CPWjy Wed 16 Nov 2016 15:53:43 No.894848 Report

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>>894064
>"Free"

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Anonymous Wed 16 Nov 2016 19:55:50 No.895011 Report

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>>893031

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Anonymous Wed 16 Nov 2016 20:05:04 No.895019 Report

Quoted By: >>897571

>>893009

You by any chance live in Seattle? I ask, cause my local PD keeps getting reports of a guy trying to lure hookers into the woods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Nov 2016 23:30:58 No.897467 Report

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Why not join the adventure scouts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 01:13:19 No.897523 Report

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>>893009
>What's the point of camping if you have no one to share the experience with?
Literally what's the point of camping if you're not doing it to get away from people.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 01:57:37 No.897543 Report

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>>893059
here

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 02:04:16 No.897547 Report

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This is why parents teach their children not to talk to strangers.

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Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2016 03:10:02 No.897571 Report

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>>895019

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