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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:36:26 No.902421 View View Reply Original Report

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Hey /out/

What's the best forest in the lower 48 to disappear in?

bonus points for not freezing to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:40:41 No.902425 Report

Quoted By: >>902428 >>902435 >>902578 >>905047

None. I live in Montana and can never seem to get away from people. You'll never be a few miles away from any road these days. Maybe try Alaska or British Columbia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:42:01 No.902428 Report

Quoted By: >>902435

>>902421
>>902425
If you ever want to know if you're alone, hunker down for a long comfy shit and if anyone's within a few miles they'll immediately appear and say "hey how's it going".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 01:44:41 No.902435 Report

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>>902425
that's a real shame, I guess I'll have to go full into the wild

>>902428
fucking true

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:28:48 No.902505 Report

Quoted By: >>902515

>>902421
>disappear in

Organ Pipe National Monument.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:36:17 No.902515 Report

Quoted By: >>902519

>>902505
do you mean disappear by cartels?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:40:09 No.902519 Report

Quoted By: >>902549

>>902515
OP asked to disappear and not freeze doing it.

I succinctly satisfied simultaneous stipulations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 02:42:08 No.902523 Report

Quoted By: >>902549 >>902554

>>902421
Everglades or somewhere in Nevada. Realistically Canada is your best bet but I imagine it's hard as fuck to live in the northern tundra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:17:16 No.902542 Report

Quoted By: >>902545

>>902421
I'm thinking of moving to a job in Alaska for this reason. I want to get the hell away from as many people as possible. A village of about 600 permanent residents sounds fine to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:20:32 No.902545 Report

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>>902542
>600
Hell man, you can get that in every state in the first 48!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:25:49 No.902549 Report

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>>902519
>>902523
ty senpai, will consider

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:38:16 No.902554 Report

Quoted By: >>903294

>>902523
>NV

I wonder how long you could endlessly SERE in The Valley of Fire with thermal scoped suppressed .22 and nvg?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 03:49:45 No.902557 Report

Quoted By: >>902571 >>902574 >>903273

>>902421
Look up Eric Rudolph. Now that was a dude who really knew how to disappear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:17:28 No.902571 Report

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>>902557
>mfw Jimmy Hoffa

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:19:42 No.902574 Report

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>>902557
>Olympic Park Bomber

it's interesting how half these guys end up being terrorists

I don't know much, but I do know this
with a golden heart, comes a rebel fist
and I can't help agreeing
with those that would not quit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:23:54 No.902576 Report

Quoted By: >>902757 >>902875 >>902888

>>902421
Yukon probably.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 04:32:03 No.902578 Report

Quoted By: >>902905

>>902425
He said not cold. Alaska forest was pretty cold last Friday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 08:20:23 No.902672 Report

Quoted By: >>902714

Superstition mountains.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 12:01:09 No.902714 Report

Quoted By:

>>902672
>superstition mnts
>best forest

How do you figure?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 14:31:26 No.902757 Report

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>>902576
Last I checked the Yukon is not part of the lower 48
>inb4 a Drumpflord stormweenie says "soon"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 16:33:42 No.902808 Report

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>>902421
Some people lived in the everglades and ate plants and fish. It's very hot though.

Drumpflord Stormweenie

Drumpflord Stormweenie Tue 29 Nov 2016 18:38:41 No.902875 Report

Quoted By: >>905052

>>902576
Soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 19:15:27 No.902888 Report

Quoted By: >>902900

>>902576
Two or three tourists a year manage to go missing up here.
That could be you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 19:40:22 No.902900 Report

Quoted By: >>902932 >>905521

>>902888

Develop your hypothesis

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 19:46:13 No.902905 Report

Quoted By:

>>902578
very beautiful though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 20:00:09 No.902914 Report

Quoted By:

>>902421
>best forest
>lower 48
pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 20:30:32 No.902932 Report

Quoted By: >>902934

>>902900
Oh hey; it's THAT faggot again, who says "develop your hypothesis" instead of holding a stimulating conversation.

FUCK YOU, that guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 20:35:32 No.902934 Report

Quoted By: >>902959

>>902932
Rude ;-;

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 21:16:41 No.902959 Report

Quoted By: >>902961

>>902934
I will follow you through every thread and shitpost you until you apologize or leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 21:20:10 No.902961 Report

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>>902959
>implying it's one person

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Nov 2016 22:31:59 No.903004 Report

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>>902421
Daniel Boone NF

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Nov 2016 04:22:13 No.903273 Report

Quoted By: >>909839

>>902557
Eric is an alumni of my university (Western Carolina University).

I was going to suggest the Nantahala national forest. 830 sq. miles in the southern appalachian mountains. Beautiful area, lack of police, easy access to meth. Its a no-brainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Nov 2016 04:54:51 No.903287 Report

Quoted By: >>907045

>>902421
The National Forests in the Ozarks are fairly comfy most of the year. The Ouachita National Forest doesn't have as many tourist, but has less wilderness areas. Your mileage may vary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Nov 2016 05:06:47 No.903294 Report

Quoted By:

>>902554
>not living in caves with the nuclear hillbilly family

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Nov 2016 05:10:43 No.903296 Report

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>>902421

probably Selway-Bitterroot/Frank Church wilderness area

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 01:32:16 No.905047 Report

Quoted By: >>907143

>>902425
Seems you can't go anywhere in BC these days without being """"enriched""" by our Chinese overlords wearing Canada Goose parkas in September yelling in the fucking woods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 01:41:50 No.905048 Report

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>>902421
Boone National Forest is breddy nice

If you go into the Southern Kentucky portions you can go days without seeing people.

>Bonus points for not freezing to death
You won't freeze, but you MAY burn

George Washington

George Washington Sat 03 Dec 2016 01:48:18 No.905052 Report

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>>902875

Just novel enough to be funny.

Keep it up, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Dec 2016 22:30:43 No.905521 Report

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>>902900
Ok. They are dumbasses and your inability to contribute meaningfully to this simple conversation indicates that you are as well. Thus you share the common traits associated with those mouth breathers getting lost and dying in the hills a couple of miles away from the trail. Then you are also at risk of falling prey to similar dumbassery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 01:45:31 No.906996 Report

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>>902421
Great Smokey Mountains in western North Carolina. The Cherokee hid 1/5 of their nation here during the trail of tears, and the US army never found them. After the Atlanta bombing, Eric Rudolf hid there while the FBI scoured the area, and they only found him when he was arrested for robbery after 5 years. Basically, if you want to disappear, that's where to go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 03:53:53 No.907045 Report

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>>903287
So much this
Might want to stay away from the Buffalo River and accompanying Wilderness Area though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 06:46:01 No.907143 Report

Quoted By: >>909954

>>905047
next time you see one yell
WO TSOU NI MA HUANG REN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 02:01:29 No.909839 Report

Quoted By:

>>903273
Native of Pigah National Forest here, I'd also recc the Nantahala, pretty dense

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 03:13:52 No.909864 Report

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My grandpa had a cabin in the Adirondacks. About a 2 mile hike from the nearest road. It was great to go visit and be off grid. Shat in the woods. Cabin lit by kerosene lamps. Wood stove for heat. But i will also say it was great to be near enough to civilization too. If we wanted we could grab some beers or groceries or whatever.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 06:14:31 No.909954 Report

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>>907143
Wut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 07:09:30 No.909975 Report

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>>902421

OP, you can do better than just bury the body. Specially with the a id's you can get now a days.

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