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this week's badass award winner "Man punches a kangaroo in the face to rescue his dog"

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 11:30:53 No.907209 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>907240 >>907271 >>907459 >>907532 >>908253

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw

explanation in video description...

Long story short: seems they were on a hunting trip with said dog(s) when it got in a scuffle with a kangaroo, who didn't want to let go, guy slugs kangaroo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 11:35:04 No.907211 Report

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oh, and the guy is apparently a zookeeper...kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 11:35:43 No.907212 Report

Quoted By: >>907525

>not pepper spraying an off-leash roo

Fucking Aussies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 12:40:16 No.907224 Report

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I would have used my knoife 2bh and stabbed the cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 12:42:45 No.907225 Report

Quoted By: >>907229 >>907323

Guy that punched the roo died of bone cancer.

http://imgur.com/gallery/XiXCm

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 12:48:11 No.907229 Report

Quoted By: >>907243

>>907225
close but no potatoes

"Pictured above is Kailem's friend Grieg Tonkin who came to the rescue of his trapped dog."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 13:32:39 No.907240 Report

Quoted By: >>907331 >>907934

>>907209
that's not a roo it's a fucking wallaby
calling a wallaby a kangaroo is like calling a panda bear a grizzly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 13:49:59 No.907243 Report

Quoted By: >>907245

>>907229
So it's not him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 13:57:49 No.907245 Report

Quoted By: >>907262

>>907243
the guy in the video is still alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 14:39:46 No.907252 Report

Quoted By: >>907254 >>907280 >>909459

Why are strayans so fucking hardcore?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 14:42:42 No.907254 Report

Quoted By: >>907270 >>907280 >>907934

>>907252
Descended from prisoners, and survival of the fittest. Australian wildlife isn't a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 15:13:33 No.907262 Report

Quoted By: >>907264

>>907245
Then who is the one that died?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 15:34:29 No.907264 Report

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>>907262
can you read? Kailem died and Greg punched the roo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 16:18:36 No.907270 Report

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>>907254
Yeah, I guess. That's as good justification as anything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 16:24:00 No.907271 Report

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>>907209
>not body slamming it

Ausfailians

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 16:55:28 No.907280 Report

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>>907252
>>907254

Australian shitposters detected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 18:38:29 No.907323 Report

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>>907225
>Those feels

I didn't ask for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 18:55:22 No.907331 Report

Quoted By: >>907369 >>907453

>>907240
That's a kangaroo you idiot, wallabies don't grow 6ft tall and don't have that tan/light brown fur

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 20:10:09 No.907369 Report

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>>907331
Grey fur smaller than the dude nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 23:04:01 No.907453 Report

Quoted By: >>907462

>>907331
trolling aside it's probably an eastern grey kangaroo.
still not a red. that would be the real badass thing punch a fully grown male red in the face and live to tell about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 23:12:36 No.907459 Report

Quoted By: >>907468

>>907209
Exactly why you need to control your fucking dogs. B-b-but my precious doge always listens to me and comes when called....
R I G H T

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 23:18:33 No.907462 Report

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>>907453
u wat m8?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Dec 2016 23:37:10 No.907468 Report

Quoted By: >>907618

>>907459
they had the dogs out baying wild boar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2016 01:42:00 No.907525 Report

Quoted By: >>907535

>>907212
Is pepper spray banned in oz?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2016 01:52:30 No.907532 Report

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>>907209
WHOS KING OF THE JUNGLE NOW?!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2016 01:54:14 No.907535 Report

Quoted By: >>908340

>>907525
Most places yea

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2016 04:14:12 No.907618 Report

Quoted By: >>907698

>>907468
>they had the dogs out
and the fucking dog didn't listen and retreat when commanded.
So, you were saying???

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2016 07:29:22 No.907698 Report

Quoted By: >>907766

>>907618
Yeah this. Furthermore, most hunters STRICTLY train their dogs not to pursue anything apart from pigs since they a good number of times they'll hunt on properties with cattle. My uncles hunting dogs ill run alongside run while trying track a scent and ignore them. These dogs were poorly trained/in training.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2016 13:40:26 No.907766 Report

Quoted By: >>907767

>>907698
you are conveniently ignoring how fast aggressive and territorial kangaroos are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2016 13:41:29 No.907767 Report

Quoted By: >>909407

>>907766
and how they have a habit of killing dingos and feral dogs either by strangling them with their arms or suffocating them into water.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TFgxxw274o

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2016 19:25:57 No.907934 Report

Quoted By: >>907957 >>908262

>>907240
Wallabies are a kind of small kangaroo. Saying they aren't is like saying ocelots aren't cats.

>>907254
>Australian wildlife isn't a joke.
I come from bear and wolf country, and outside of croc territory (which is a miniscule part of the country where almost nobody ever actually goes), it actually is a joke. You don't even have any opportunistic predators, never mind apex predator mammals that will actively hunt people. Just some poisonous bugs and snakes and jellyfish that are easy enough to avoid if you aren't a retard. There's sharks I guess but everyone with a coastline has sharks.

The desert itself is deadly dangerous but that doesn't really count for much these days since most Aussies just drive around in air conditioned cars when they're not drinking beer and playing slot machines in an air conditioned pub.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Dec 2016 20:12:09 No.907957 Report

Quoted By: >>908260 >>908342

>>907934
Venemous plants, snakes and insects are a much greater danger than bears or mountain lions. Mammals are smart, especially predators. They know not to go after humans, and they don't. Snakes are sit and wait predators, and great at blending in. You step next to the wrong bush or rock or stick and you have 2 hours to live. I have been backpacking since I was a kid in bear, cougar and moose territory and I have never had a problem with them because I'm not a dumbass. You will see a mammal before it decides to do anything with you, you won't see a venomous snake or insect until it bites you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Dec 2016 05:30:38 No.908253 Report

Quoted By: >>908259

>>907209
>who didn't want to let go, guy slugs kangaroo
you mean the dog ran away and then he unnecessary punched the kangaroo?

bogan trash tbqh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Dec 2016 05:37:55 No.908256 Report

Quoted By: >>908314

That kangaroo fuckin wore that shit though. Nigga bucked up like "bet u wont fukn do it again m8"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Dec 2016 05:42:03 No.908259 Report

Quoted By: >>908311 >>908341

>>908253
The roo was clearly getting ready to fight, if he hadnt punched it would probably have jumped him the second he turnes his back

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Dec 2016 05:44:13 No.908260 Report

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>>907957
As someone who works 4 months a year in the australian bush, and grew up in a very /out/ lifestyle in rural australia - i can tell you that you're completely wrong.

Avoiding insects and snakes is as easy as avoiding mammal predators. Know your region, know what to be wary of, take adequate precautions. The only way you'll get done in either scenario then is by luck, of which I would say both are comparable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Dec 2016 05:47:46 No.908262 Report

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>>907934
>Wallabies are a kind of small kangaroo. Saying they aren't is like saying ocelots aren't cats.
They're a kind of small marsupial m8. Theyre not even the same fucking genus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Dec 2016 09:56:00 No.908311 Report

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>>908259
he was posturing and trying to scare them away.
kangaroos usually just want you to go the fuck away, but it's doubtful a human can run away fast enough for them. they might kick you in the ass to make you hurry if you are too slow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Dec 2016 10:04:53 No.908314 Report

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>>908256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPMo-ao8Zi4
the roo took that punch they usually just pull their head out readily from punches but that nigga was surprised. i don't think he knew exactly what happened after that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Dec 2016 12:50:50 No.908340 Report

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>>907535
Everywhere actually

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Dec 2016 12:52:35 No.908341 Report

Quoted By: >>908354

>>908259
all he had to do was walk backwards maintaining eye contact. as a zoo keeper, he surely would have known that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Dec 2016 12:53:48 No.908342 Report

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>>907957
You know it's extremely rare to die from venomous snakes in Australia right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Dec 2016 13:40:09 No.908354 Report

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>>908341
You don't choke a man's dog and expect him to just back away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 12:26:10 No.909407 Report

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>>907767
God, that dog is retarded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 15:46:05 No.909459 Report

Quoted By: >>909639

>>907252
>hardcore
>aussies
Cant even kill giant chickens with the might of their army.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Dec 2016 21:14:29 No.909639 Report

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>>909459
it would be even more hilarious if there were casualties on the aussie side.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 01:19:13 No.909810 Report

Quoted By: >>910023

Are Kangaroos intelligent? In each video posted it looks like it's just one dog. Don't dogs naturally operate in packs? Why doesn't the dog run away?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 08:46:52 No.910023 Report

Quoted By: >>910064

>>909810
A kangaroo could easily outrun a dog, if it wanted to. I think the dog is dumber than the kangaroo though, which is why it doesn't leave it alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Dec 2016 13:16:17 No.910064 Report

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>>910023
kangaroos are about as smart as deer
fucking vermin

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