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Alone Season 3

Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 03:46:40 No.915238 View View Reply Original Report

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Is anyone watching this? Seemed like we had ongoing threads about it the last 2 seasons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 03:48:48 No.915239 Report

Quoted By: >>916081 >>916090 >>922121 >>922359

>>915238
Anyway I'm going to pick Greg. He lives his life a loner and is from Canada. And like last year I predict no females will make it, and not being racist, but neither will the black guy.

And what kinda retard runs around on the wet ground with stumps and stuff carrying sharp tools.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 15:30:58 No.915420 Report

Quoted By: >>915460 >>915559 >>915880 >>918311 >>922864

i vote for the chick that was swimming naked. because naked ass.

Les Stroud had a tough time in Patagonia when Survivorman went there. Terrible weather, but I think he was a lot further south. damn near Antarctica.

the women seem a lot stronger this year in general skills.

after 3 seasons it's nice to hear people talking about PRESERVING their catch instead of living fish to fish.

Looks like we got our "I miss Barbara" guy out of the way early.

The forestry chick is a milf. 10/10 would do in the woods after 90 days of no bath.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 17:26:21 No.915460 Report

Quoted By: >>915492 >>922864

>>915420
>after 3 seasons it's nice to hear people talking about PRESERVING their catch instead of living fish to fish.

I am loving the people making plans for the winter, shows dedication.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 18:28:08 No.915487 Report

Quoted By: >>915507 >>915542 >>932708

Entertaining show for me. I was wrong last year on who would win, so what do I know.

I root for the women to do well, because outdoor women are sexy and awesome.

One guy has a bow, but none ever seem like hunters. He has no clue on how to hunt for hogs.

I was talking with my daughter, and we kind of figured the producers want people to go out on a regular basis, perhaps they pick some they know will tap quick, some that will last a bit, and a few they figure for the long haul. If nobody tapped for six months, people would stop watching the show.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 18:36:27 No.915492 Report

Quoted By: >>922864

>>915460
it's what i really missed so far
thinking ahead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 19:06:28 No.915507 Report

Quoted By: >>918311

>>915487
>I root for the women to do well, because outdoor women are sexy and awesome.

LE TIP OF FEDORA M'LADY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 19:56:08 No.915542 Report

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>>915487
I don't know. I think the show is made by people who really mean well.

Guess we'll have to wait for that russian show in which some people are dropped into bumfuck siberia

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Dec 2016 20:22:55 No.915559 Report

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>>915420
>"I miss Barbara"
lmfao

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Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 07:51:08 No.915880 Report

Quoted By: >>918311 >>934745

>>915420
>Looks like we got our "I miss Barbara" guy out of the way early.

If they don't know that you might miss people, because the TV show is called Alone, they shouldn't have been there. I think I'd be embarrassed to go home.

Him: "but I missed you honey, I love you"

Wife: "ONE FUCKING DAY YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 19:37:02 No.916081 Report

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>>915239
Yeah, I'm loving this guy so far, hope he wins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Dec 2016 19:50:59 No.916090 Report

Quoted By: >>916259 >>916638

>>915239
He is too careless and messy, I bet he gets some injury and taps out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 01:53:58 No.916259 Report

Quoted By: >>916638 >>916687

>>916090
>I bet he gets some injury and taps out.
I didn't pick the winners in the last 2 seasons anyways. I thought for sure Jose was going to win and the guy that did came out of nowhere to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 21:09:44 No.916638 Report

Quoted By: >>918159

>>916090
>>916259
at least he isn't as bad as the kid who axed himself tripping. watching him flail with the knife just made him look like an accident waiting to happen

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Anonymous Wed 21 Dec 2016 23:28:02 No.916687 Report

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>>916259
meh I picked the winner pretty early last time but it was all luck so doesn't count for anything. you can usually narrow it down to the top two or three people but past that it's very unpredictable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 02:24:10 No.916762 Report

Quoted By: >>916772

I only watched the first season. Have we had any last season or this season that didn't eat right next to their fucking sleeping place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 02:39:13 No.916772 Report

Quoted By: >>916827

>>916762
HEY BEAR
COME HERE BEAR
EAT ME BEAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 04:33:40 No.916827 Report

Quoted By: >>917634 >>921592

>>916772
You're not kidding. I really liked Alan who won, but I think even he ate right next to his tent when he was going on about how primitive man would just lay around and conserve energy. Was not surprised at how many left when animals came knocking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 04:47:06 No.916839 Report

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Havent sat to watch a whole episode earnestly but the kid falling his axe made the show 100 percent more watchable now that hes gone.

Nothing more irritating than a 20 year old speak like they know about life experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 10:49:16 No.916955 Report

Quoted By: >>918311

>>915238
Anyone know where I can get season 2? I couldn't find it on the pirate bay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 10:58:17 No.916958 Report

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>>915238

Real talk. That hippie herbalist would make an ideal camping buddie, if you know what I mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 14:32:12 No.917018 Report

Quoted By: >>917049

anywhere for yuros to watch this for free? I loved the first 2 seasons

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 16:06:43 No.917049 Report

Quoted By: >>917059 >>918311 >>933438

>>917018

putlockers.ch/watch-alone-tvshow-online-free-putlocker.html

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Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 16:40:31 No.917059 Report

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>>917049
thanks anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Dec 2016 19:36:58 No.917150 Report

Quoted By: >>918311

I think the loner guy has a good shot because once people get established it's the mental issue that usually causes tapouts.

The hippie/sensitive types seem very capable of adapting to shitty living conditions but their emotional structure is too centered on "proving to myself" and "missing so and so" to win.

That faggot that basically had a furnished house with toys and everything could have been there indefinitely if he didn't puss out because of muh Barbara.

If I can infer anything from the past episodes, it's
(a) be lucky and don't land near a predator
(b) find easy food without meme inventions required
(c) not go crazy

and of course don't be a fucking moron and lose your stuff.

But (c) seems to be somewhat harder for the hippie types as a said which is why Nakedfu is probably toast before the autist leaf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 12:40:26 No.917588 Report

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Greg has best odds right now, mental won't be hard for him as long as he doesn't do anything dumb to hurt himself.

Britt has already become the longest lasting black person by midway through the first episode. I think he might have a chance, he seems smart and calm. Might be lacking in experience though. We'll see if he can pull enough food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 14:23:02 No.917633 Report

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i like the shovel guy he knows whats up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 14:24:05 No.917634 Report

Quoted By: >>917636

>>916827
>Was not surprised at how many left when animals came knocking.
i was all you need is harsh language to scare these black bears off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 14:37:52 No.917636 Report

Quoted By: >>917638 >>917675

>>917634
HEY BEAR!!1!!11!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 14:42:20 No.917638 Report

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>>917636
yeah that's like a dinner call, you should say "DAMN BEAR YOU LOOK TASTY!!"

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Anonymous Fri 23 Dec 2016 16:28:58 No.917675 Report

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>>917636
HEY BEAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 12:12:31 No.918159 Report

Quoted By: >>918876 >>920952 >>922264

>>916638
every season there is an axe accident.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 12:37:48 No.918164 Report

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>>915238
I just finished season 1. This shit gets depressing in the final weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 19:26:16 No.918311 Report

Quoted By: >>918345 >>922864

>>915238
I'll dl it after the season ends, like i did the last two.

>>915420
>nice to hear people talking about PRESERVING
Fucking finally.

>>915507
>LE
You have to go back.
>>>/reddit/

>>915880
>embarrassed to go home.
>Him: "but I missed you honey, I love you"
>Wife: "ONE FUCKING DAY YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!"
Lol yup.

>>916955
>the pirate bay
I don't trust it any more, but I'm overly cautious about possible honeypots.

>>917049
Thanks anon.

>>917150
>The hippie/sensitive types seem very capable of adapting to shitty living conditions but their emotional structure is too centered on "proving to myself" and "missing so and so" to win.
My god, that faggot hipster fuck from season 2 who built a sweat lodge. I wanted to slap the beard off his face from day one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 21:05:49 No.918345 Report

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>>918311
>My god, that faggot hipster fuck from season 2 who built a sweat lodge. I wanted to slap the beard off his face from day one.

Yes, he definitely pissed me off more than the autistic herbalist chick from Portland because even though she was goofy af she managed to get 'er done quite often and didn't just tap out the first time she saw the bears.

On the other hand, she tapped out earlier than she could have I think if she had been a bit more gritty mentally.

So, I think Skinnydipfu will go far, I question whether she'll not start convincing herself that she needs to get back to her basketweaving circle for part-time lesbians.

I stand by my prediction that the retarded autistic Canadian guy will win.

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Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 21:07:05 No.918348 Report

Quoted By: >>918356 >>919000

>mfw Alaskwhore has her roof collapse and then they put the caption up that says she's a carpenter 2 seconds later

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 21:17:50 No.918356 Report

Quoted By: >>918410

>>918348
Right before that she was talking about how strong her shelter was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 21:26:17 No.918358 Report

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Anyone happen to have a link to stream the most recent episode? Not easy to find.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Dec 2016 21:45:05 No.918366 Report

Quoted By: >>918411 >>919319

So, the black guy puts his extra fish in the river and puts a few small branches on top to keep the other animals away....that was completely clueless. No way that stops a hog or any other small mammal that wants those fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2016 00:11:53 No.918410 Report

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>>918356
i think she should have lashed those branches

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2016 00:14:34 No.918411 Report

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>>918366
Worse: it brings them around

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2016 22:15:55 No.918744 Report

Quoted By: >>919001

who taped out in the episode 3?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2016 03:33:15 No.918876 Report

Quoted By: >>919157

>>918159
Was there one in the first season?

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2016 10:32:31 No.919000 Report

Quoted By: >>919002 >>919210 >>933444

>>918348
my favorite webm I made so far

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2016 10:33:40 No.919001 Report

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>>918744
nobody. They should do a tap out an episode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2016 10:35:56 No.919002 Report

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>>919000
Dumbest fucking idea. How the fuck is some survivalist compound in Alaska dealing with this shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2016 14:10:36 No.919055 Report

Quoted By: >>919240

Well, Britt seemed quite capable until now. Not rooting for him as the winner, but not that bad so far. And a strong showing for someone so inexperienced.
That axe kid would have starved in days anyway with his single tiny-ass fishtrap.
Or at least that's what I would have been expecting based on the edited material. Often they only show someone eating fish and birds everyday until he suddenly has to quit due to starvation. Or that guy who was shown in season 1 eating one mouse a day and still making second place.
Tl;dr very difficult to judge them correctly with only one 50 minute episode covering several days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2016 19:38:31 No.919157 Report

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>>918876
if josh chavez didn't quit on day 1 there would have been

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Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2016 21:35:26 No.919210 Report

Quoted By: >>919275 >>920482 >>933857

>>919000
>my favorite webm I made so far
I tried again.
>I was bored

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Dec 2016 22:32:01 No.919240 Report

Quoted By: >>919279

>>915238
Britt seems like a nice guy.

That impression of his son dancing for the first time was hilarious.

>>919055
I dont understand the 'laziest survivalist ever' attitude

The guy that has a vertical slope as an environment seems fucked. He did make a nice seeming trail though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 00:05:49 No.919275 Report

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>>919210
I think she has a penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 00:08:23 No.919279 Report

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>>919240
>I dont understand the 'laziest survivalist ever' attitude
I do. If calories are scarce, don't do shit to burn them. Also, these faggots that have built furniture and canoes and fucking backgammon haven't gained any meaningful advantage.

I think the people who can't be idle are never going to have enough to do and won't be able to conquer the solitude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2016 01:06:36 No.919319 Report

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>>918366
And he only blocked them with a half assed little stick downstream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 01:25:25 No.920482 Report

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>>919210
dude looks like a lady

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 06:40:02 No.920710 Report

Quoted By: >>920932

This show is too American.

I am waiting for the Russian version in Siberia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 06:46:33 No.920711 Report

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I like that this year, they included the loners.

Greg is based as fuck, and his only family member telling him to not even contact her if he taps out is a pretty good indication of his will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 20:01:38 No.920932 Report

Quoted By: >>920962

>>920710
>I am waiting for the Russian version in Siberia.

If you're talking about Game2: winter, it's not the same thing.
Game2 seems interesting, but not in the same style. The participants will build a house/shelter before the show starts and then use it as base camp.
As I said, sounds interesting and with potential, but it's not the same style of challenge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 21:03:38 No.920952 Report

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>>918159
started watching season 2, 2nd episode and chick is basically splitting sticks with an axe. I'm just thinking that's an accident waiting to happen, and few seconds later she hacks her hand with it. I was amused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 21:25:14 No.920962 Report

Quoted By: >>920964 >>921488

>>920932
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2016/dec/15/russian-reality-tv-show-allow-rape-murder-game2-winter

It sounds as edgy as it could get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 21:28:55 No.920964 Report

Quoted By: >>920967

>>920962
I swear these clickbait articles are getting crazy.

>Russian reality TV show Game2: Winter to 'allow' rape and murder in Siberia

then literally text below it

>if crimes are committed, they will be arrested

WOW JUST LIKE IN EVERYDAY LIFE! sure I can say that rape and murder are allowed to everyone, my word just isnt the law.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 21:34:50 No.920967 Report

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>>920964
We have to be honest, it was great viral marketing.

Russian guy: "We are not legally responsible if people get raped or killed."
Western idiot journalist: "Look at this show, they allow killing and raping!!1! Someone think of the wymyns!!!"

Honestly, I would never know about the show otherwise.
It sounds comfy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 18:52:49 No.921476 Report

Quoted By: >>921790 >>921817

Have you seen anything more retarded than the "duck catcher"??

Also, someone please post webm of shavefu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 18:58:03 No.921488 Report

Quoted By: >>928771

>>920962
>guns forbidden

So, it's cucked too. Space age material tarps are "natural" enough but a gun invented hundreds of years ago are cheating? Even a black powder caplock?

These shows don't prove anything because no one would do this. If that faggot in Patagonia had even a 22 he'd have fox stew already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 21:07:10 No.921564 Report

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I honestly just watched the first episode in whole and then only skipped to the part where Zach cuts himself, other than that i didn't watch much of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 22:16:31 No.921592 Report

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>>916827
Recently watched it. Actually most of the contenders who didn't tap out due to wildlife did eat far from their camp. You could e.g. see Alan eat on the beach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 22:58:06 No.921604 Report

Quoted By: >>921775

dammit! where can i stream the latest episode!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 05:48:47 No.921775 Report

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>>921604
primewire.ag

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Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 07:40:43 No.921790 Report

Quoted By: >>921935

>>921476
The duck catcher is actually quite ingenious.

And while he didn't get a duck, he did get a large fish.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 09:39:25 No.921817 Report

Quoted By: >>921818 >>921935 >>921993 >>922952

>>921476
>Also, someone please post webm of shavefu.
I feel dirty for making this but oh well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 10:10:00 No.921818 Report

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>>921817
>that moment where she said "I just need a hug" with teary eyes

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Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 19:02:24 No.921935 Report

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>>921790
Nothing complicated with moving parts that will force you to use limited parts whose maximum reward is a small amount of food like a duck is worth it.

Catching a hog might justify the risk as you might be able to live off of it until you win.

>>921817
I fapped to this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 22:09:10 No.921993 Report

Quoted By: >>922010

>>921817
mmmm just imagine her doing the rest, slowly removing her pants and moving up and finishing with a few fingers in her pussy as she squirms

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 22:49:44 No.922010 Report

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>>921993
Meanwhile
4.6 Miles away GREG

"Last week, I showed you how I deal with nose hairs. Today, watch me apply the same technique in a more delicate operation to do the rest"

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Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2017 00:37:13 No.922089 Report

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>>915238
I had never heard of this show until I saw this. So good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2017 01:39:16 No.922121 Report

Quoted By: >>922460

>>915239
>but neither will the black guy.

I wish they would have said whether his stream refrigerator worked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2017 08:14:26 No.922230 Report

Quoted By: >>922231

>my country Denmark have made their own version of this

It airs tonight. Imma watch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2017 08:16:14 No.922231 Report

Quoted By: >>922259

>>922230
https://www.dr.dk/tv/se/alene-i-vildmarken-tv/-/alene-i-vildmarken-afrejsen-1-10#!/

You can watch it already.

Ahahaha, it's like a straight rip off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2017 13:10:28 No.922259 Report

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>>922231
Just finished the first two episodes, and they just finished the first day. Seems like people aren't going to last long.

Two dudes are pretty based, an ex-military guy who've been traveling on the road for a while, and a family father who uses the outdoors as a way to get his alone time. The rest are hipsters, nature chicks, and whiny 20-somethings.

It's in Northern Norway, though, so temps are going to drop to -22C. The land they're on is also basically swamp and rocks. People spent most of the first day trying to find a good shelter spot.

Might be intense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2017 13:49:59 No.922264 Report

Quoted By: >>922346

>>918159
An axident

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Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2017 18:22:17 No.922346 Report

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>>922264
You have to go back

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Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2017 18:36:45 No.922359 Report

Quoted By: >>922365 >>922457

>>915239
At first I thought this guy was gonna be the one to win it, but I'm not so sure now.

Hate to admit it, but I think it might be the duck catcher memester.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2017 18:46:33 No.922365 Report

Quoted By: >>922435

>>922359
>reality shows don't mislead you in the middle of the season as to who will win

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Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2017 21:58:26 No.922435 Report

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>>922365
reality show will mislead you into thinking you are clever.

that's their number one aim. for you to take comfort in your little fantasies how you would have done a lot better and not been such a fucking fool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2017 22:25:29 No.922457 Report

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>>922359
I picked him because they said he liked to go off alone all the time. But I have never picked the winner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2017 22:40:54 No.922460 Report

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>>922121
>I wish they would have said whether his stream refrigerator worked.

Me too. They did the same last year with a guy that wrapped a fish in seaweed or leaves or something and just buried it.

I wanted to watch him days later as he tried to force it down but they never followed up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2017 23:46:14 No.922495 Report

Quoted By: >>922496 >>922740

>>915238
This show isn't wilderness survival at all. It's just who can last the longest when alone in wild. I bet if you got really fucking fat and mentally prepared you could win easily. Just build a badass shelter near water and expend as little energy as possible. None of the people that try hard at getting food get close to not losing weight. Fuck, for some of your 10 items you could bring a fucking book or two so you have something to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2017 23:48:26 No.922496 Report

Quoted By: >>922527 >>922740

>>922495
On second thought, there is probably some unwritten rule that they have to try to do something entertaining to watch instead of just sitting on their ass all day preserving energy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Jan 2017 00:54:24 No.922527 Report

Quoted By: >>922740

>>922496
I doubt that.

In season 1 Alan spent a huge amount of time just sitting around in his shelter

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Anonymous Mon 02 Jan 2017 00:58:23 No.922530 Report

Quoted By: >>922754 >>922781 >>925371

who else was thrilled to see this cuck get owned by the hatchet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Jan 2017 11:48:37 No.922740 Report

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>>922495
>>922496
>>922527
that is only a winning strategy if someone doesn't successfully pull a sustainable living that can actually spend the winter. this would require high initial activity (build a very badass shelter, catch and preserve stuff) it's risky as hell, but then you can last winter. you would beat all the lazy ass niggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Jan 2017 12:46:21 No.922754 Report

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>>922530
I was very happy to see him leave. Most annoying Person on the whole Show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Jan 2017 15:56:56 No.922781 Report

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>>922530
I LOLed so hard. I predicted that he'll hurt himself after seeing him chopping that dead tree. I was so glad to see him leave. Little winy bitch.
>Wilderness instructor
>Can't even use axe properly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Jan 2017 18:39:40 No.922864 Report

Quoted By: >>922920

>>915420
>>915460
>>915492
>>918311

IIRC Season 2 Jose (among others) went on and on about catching enough salmon to
smoke/preserve for the winter... but either
nature didn't cooperate, or in Jose's case,
surviving took a backseat to showcasing skills
(which in turn led to missing the salmon run).

Looks like the same is happening this season.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Jan 2017 19:04:48 No.922876 Report

Quoted By: >>923185 >>923187 >>923189 >>924804

danish version

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Anonymous Mon 02 Jan 2017 20:39:34 No.922920 Report

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>>922864
Someone catching a preserving a hog would be game changing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Jan 2017 21:16:41 No.922952 Report

Quoted By: >>922988

>>921817

in a couple of weeks we'll see her tap out due to the massive infection she got from wasting time shaving her legs and getting nicks.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Jan 2017 21:25:36 No.922956 Report

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Anyways next time we will see girl tap out. I think it was the biologist one. Was at the end of the show, she held a sat-phone in her hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Jan 2017 22:26:26 No.922988 Report

Quoted By: >>933535

>>922952
>wasting time

Shaving legs is stupid, but the fuck dude. They got nothing but time over there. One of the main reasons larry went mad last year:

>sleep
>chop wood
>shout at mouse
>suffer emotional breakdown
>burn wood
>sleep
>repeat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2017 03:23:36 No.923173 Report

Quoted By: >>923175 >>923476

I just finished season 1. Should I watch season 2 or just jump into season 3?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2017 03:25:26 No.923175 Report

Quoted By:

>>923173
only likeonly like 5 episodes in season 3 right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2017 03:39:37 No.923185 Report

Quoted By:

>>922876
qt desu pham

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2017 03:42:53 No.923187 Report

Quoted By:

>>922876
Fuck i cold watch her whining all day.

(spoiler)Muted(/spoiler)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2017 03:44:54 No.923189 Report

Quoted By:

>>922876

I would watch her whine in the wilderness all day

[spoiler:lit]Muted[/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2017 19:35:40 No.923476 Report

Quoted By:

>>923173
I would go for Season 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2017 21:35:48 No.924164 Report

Quoted By: >>924665

>start watching season 2
>meet tracy
>stacy brings down a tree with her bare hands
kek, from now on I'm rooting for her

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 14:05:26 No.924665 Report

Quoted By: >>924879

>>924164
okay, she's out because of some feely shit. meh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 19:30:01 No.924804 Report

Quoted By: >>924877

>>922876
Weren't danish strong, independent wyman supposed to be hot and good looking? What the fuck is this Gollum type shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 21:32:23 No.924877 Report

Quoted By: >>925003 >>925331

>>924804
Meh, decent face and tits, ugly hairstyle but great hair, probably hot body.
The fuck are you living that you never saw a really ugly woman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Jan 2017 21:33:57 No.924879 Report

Quoted By: >>925509

>>924665
Kinda disappointing, but so many tough people develop some form of PTSD. Wouldn't really hold it against her...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 01:24:11 No.925003 Report

Quoted By:

>>924877
this

also, who's ready for another episode?

praying 4 greg here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 15:51:21 No.925272 Report

Quoted By: >>925555

Disappointed Brit is gone.
Families ruin everything

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Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 17:58:36 No.925331 Report

Quoted By: >>925505

>>924877
Dude the fuck are you even talking about? She's not pretty and her body appears to have no curves at all. Also look at her fucking jaw and neck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 19:00:08 No.925371 Report

Quoted By:

>>922530
I was so fucking glad, what a retard. "Wilderness instructor" for fucking what? How not to apply first aid in an actual emergency trauma situation? The most boot-fucked outdoors person should know elevation and pressure are the key, and they'd probably also know NOT TO WALK AROUND WITH AN UNSHEATHED AX

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 22:02:17 No.925473 Report

Quoted By: >>925572 >>929762

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What is with these fucking hippies and heir sweat lodges?!?!?!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 22:36:20 No.925493 Report

Quoted By:

Dan is probably going to win. He seems the least impacted. The sweatlodge chick also seems to be doing well, but I just can't see a woman winning this. Fowler is definately the most fun to watch, they are making it seem like he will be the next to tap though, unfortunately. Building your shelter that far up is retarded anyways, and are there no fucking rocks up there or what???

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 23:15:52 No.925505 Report

Quoted By: >>925514

>>925331
Dafuq are you talking about. Who are you, some edgy 14 yo b/tard?
Of course she isn't "fap material". These gals are groomed 24/7 with 2 make-up artists and 1 photoshop intern. Try dragging one of these /out, they would kill themselves ~2hrs in.
That danish gal probably has some /out skills and definitely didn't have a team of paid professionals to groom her to loook gorgeous. That is a woman you may actually meet in your life, but yeah, totally "gollum"...
Sheesh, that clothing obviously doesn't show any curves, it's not some fucking designer shit only made for attracting fucktoys and fotoshoots, it's some actual usefull piece of cloth. And even if it weren't, do you have any idea how ugly most of these women are gonna be in 20 years? I'll take average/pretty in her twenties and passable in her fifties any time over some model who'll look like Amy fucking Winehouse in her late thirties...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 23:26:35 No.925509 Report

Quoted By: >>925768

>>924879
She also rekt her shoulder, and had to get
surgery for it after the show, but the show
producers decided to leave that out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 23:46:36 No.925514 Report

Quoted By: >>925515 >>926090

>>925505
No I'm not a /b/tard and her /out/ skills or personality have nothing to do with what was being discussed. I never saw the show but judging for that pic my opinion is that she's bellow average, maybe I rate scandi women to high on the scale but sorry that one is not attractive, at least for me. And the way you talk about her is the same as those guys that see a woman for the first time or create threads here admiring youtube whores that look like dudes. Do us a favor and man up a bit at least.

Now go to her instagram and twitter and complement her, m'lady.

I'm /out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Jan 2017 23:47:38 No.925515 Report

Quoted By:

>>925514
*too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 01:01:34 No.925555 Report

Quoted By: >>931486

>>925272
>Iwatedtheminoritytowin.png
Is not the families that ruin everything but the fact he was a fag that couldn't handle it like others do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 01:36:38 No.925572 Report

Quoted By: >>925585 >>927101

>>925473
was genuinely hoping that bitch was quitting

tired of the sweat lodge meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 01:46:48 No.925585 Report

Quoted By: >>925644 >>925761

>>925572
>Hoping the person that won the show would quit
Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 04:30:48 No.925644 Report

Quoted By: >>925662

>>925585
no chance she wins it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 05:07:12 No.925662 Report

Quoted By: >>925761

>>925644
Wanna put your money where your mouth is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 09:28:58 No.925724 Report

Quoted By: >>925885 >>926041

That dave dude is fucking mental
Gives me the creeps

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 10:06:53 No.925731 Report

Quoted By: >>925750

I wish they would do a tap out a show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 11:59:09 No.925750 Report

Quoted By:

>>925731
it's almost there already, seems like they have 10-11 contestants for every 13 episodes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 12:22:38 No.925761 Report

Quoted By: >>925968

>>925585
>>925662
are you the same cocksucker who kept claiming the horse faced bitch in season 2 already won, before she finally tapped out? I mean I agree she got ""lucky"" with her camp position but stop pretending you know how the season ends

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 13:09:42 No.925768 Report

Quoted By:

>>925509
lemme guess, she fell and put out her hand to stop her considerably mass hitting the ground and with an extended elbow to boot...

classic fuck your shoulders mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 16:43:36 No.925885 Report

Quoted By: >>925892

>>925724
every season needs a crazy

My guess is dave starts breaking down next episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 16:48:27 No.925892 Report

Quoted By:

>>925885
Whoops, I meant Dan, the ""trapper"" faggot.

Dave is alright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 17:50:04 No.925931 Report

Quoted By:

Season 3 is boring desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 19:21:31 No.925968 Report

Quoted By: >>926030 >>926046 >>926855 >>927818 >>927910

>>925761
Yep that's me, not a cocksucker tho. Last season if you looked through that muh earth bitch twitter you would see that she was behaving and giving the vibe as like she had won the season. Maybe because she was the last women was enough for her.

This season is different and even clear that the sweat lodge bitch won. Fuck they even go so far as having her "banting" and pretending that is going to tap out.

That's why I say, if any of you want let's put money where the mouth is, a $10 bet is not much. But I will take an easy tenner everyday from your fag's pockets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:22:08 No.926030 Report

Quoted By:

>>925968
>she was behaving and giving the vibe as like she had won the season
she was a fucking hippie they always win some emotional garbage i bet she rationalized how she screwed it all up to herself till she "won".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:51:21 No.926041 Report

Quoted By:

>>925724
Yup, the way he laughs and his mannerisms are clear signs of a psycho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 21:58:41 No.926046 Report

Quoted By: >>926222 >>926226 >>926388 >>934397

>>925968
>lodge bitch won

not by a long shot, she is tapping out next episode due to nasty spider bites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Jan 2017 23:26:46 No.926090 Report

Quoted By:

>>925514
Yeah, sure, whatever floats your boat. But I think it's interesting that for you "gollum"="below average". Never said that she's anything above average...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 01:49:34 No.926222 Report

Quoted By:

>>926046
Nah, I think mulletus maximus wins

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 02:01:15 No.926226 Report

Quoted By: >>926270

>>926046
I wonder about this. That guy fell on his knife and he called the "boat people". They showed up and said "yeah you're going to need stitches". So I'm now wondering what if he didn't need stitches? Do they say "The cuts not that bad, we'll just tape you up and let you continue"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 04:07:26 No.926270 Report

Quoted By: >>926385

>>926226
Calling for anything is an immediate tap out. So even if the person didn't need medical attention they have to pick them up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 10:11:49 No.926385 Report

Quoted By: >>931201

>>926270
Nope.

They get routine medical inspections all the time.
Thats why they tell them they are going for a "routine medical inspection" when they win, so they dont suspect anything.

The last thing the producers want is someone dying on the show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 10:23:58 No.926388 Report

Quoted By:

>>926046
The next episode is titled "Along comes a spider" or something.

So it's gonna be about the spider bites. But I'm not sure if she's gonna go home because of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 15:19:23 No.926478 Report

Quoted By: >>926516

>>915238
This guy on youtube is really interesting to listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoNjkmOsR-E

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 16:40:05 No.926503 Report

Quoted By: >>926754 >>927102 >>931205 >>933459

what kind of dumb fuck builds a shelter 8 stories up a hill away from the water?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 16:53:19 No.926510 Report

Quoted By: >>926569 >>926760 >>927505

I'm fairly certain at least one person who's been on the show is a regular shitposter here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 16:59:12 No.926516 Report

Quoted By:

>>926478
Listened to it yesterday. Very impressed. Would be nice if could help him somehow to pass for the next season.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 18:24:51 No.926569 Report

Quoted By: >>926581

>>926510
Alan. He's a /k/ommando though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 18:33:36 No.926581 Report

Quoted By: >>931546

>>926569
Is that confirmed? He does seem like a guy who appreciates a nice hunting rifle, but I doubt he's a nugget crate buying, Cosmoline sniffing, uranium bullet and jizz brownie eating /k/omrade.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:26:01 No.926616 Report

Quoted By: >>926619 >>926810 >>931139

The Danish version doesn't give a fuck.

They don't censor swearing or full frontal nudity.

Here's to hoping the cute blonde decides to take a dip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:36:40 No.926619 Report

Quoted By: >>926635

>>926616
>implying northern Euros are as prude as Amerilards
Lad, that's no surprise to anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 19:53:30 No.926635 Report

Quoted By:

>>926619
It's under license by the actual Alone guys, though.

Also, it's starting to become interesting. One guy is losing his mind due to no food. He's beginning to have Truman Syndrome.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 22:44:02 No.926754 Report

Quoted By:

>>926503
a ginger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 22:49:27 No.926760 Report

Quoted By:

>>926510
Mitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Jan 2017 23:28:30 No.926810 Report

Quoted By:

>>926616
Is it in English or has English subs? Where can I watch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 00:24:33 No.926851 Report

Quoted By: >>926989 >>931208

Loved season 1 and 2, not feeling season 3 at all really.

Feels like I can't even remember who the fuck is on the show, they barely go into any detail with each participant

It seems rushed, 4 episodes in and we're already 35ish days in

One girl wasn't featured until 11 days or something

Anyone else feel the same?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 00:27:52 No.926855 Report

Quoted By:

>>925968
Fuck off Nate Silver

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 03:11:52 No.926989 Report

Quoted By: >>928286

>>926851
I think they ended up having too many successful contestants. They need to get some more bitches that will tap earlier or reduce the starting number of contestants. I have only watched season 1 and part of season 2. I am having the same problem where I can't follow what each person is doing and who is different from who. They need some more """"diversity""" cause all the white guys blend together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 07:18:08 No.927101 Report

Quoted By: >>927317

>>925572
I like saunas, specially I'm cold weather. seems like a really good way to spend 4-6 hours and get a morale boost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 07:21:34 No.927102 Report

Quoted By:

>>926503
I think he went for the only flat ground he saw. he is on the side of a hill...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 17:49:54 No.927317 Report

Quoted By: >>927392

>>927101
I like them too but only a tryhard festival hippie fuck calls them "sweat lodges"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 20:00:08 No.927392 Report

Quoted By: >>927554

>>927317
He built what the native muricans used to build. They are called sweat lodges. Not denying he is a hippie faggot but he used the correct term.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 22:52:15 No.927505 Report

Quoted By: >>927555

>>926510
Dan the trapper would be it

>give me 6 steel traps and they would be already up i swear ya!
>not being a clever variant of the '20 good men' meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 00:26:00 No.927554 Report

Quoted By:

>>927392
No shit, Sherlock. But by using that term, it's a dead giveaway that they are a cucked trustifarian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 00:27:01 No.927555 Report

Quoted By:

>>927505
He's a stupid faggot for thinking muh steel traps would have shit to do with this show.

I could win this show if I had my rifle or a shotgun too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 12:28:54 No.927818 Report

Quoted By: >>927912

>>925968
I don't know if twit analysis is trustworthy enough, they're probably screwing with anyone trying to use them as a predictive source of info

if you're wrong again you should probably abandon this strategy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 17:14:35 No.927910 Report

Quoted By: >>927912

>>925968
They always focus more on the people that tap out first in the first few episodes since they wont be in the show long.

They start focusing on the winner the last 3-4 episodes.

The ammount of screen time hippie girl got the first 5 episodes is a clear tell she wont win.

My money is on the 40 something year old botanist woman. We havent seen her do anything other than shave her legs, so im guessing she is going far.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 17:21:43 No.927912 Report

Quoted By: >>927921

>>927818
>you should probably abandon this strategy
If I'm wrong again I will abandon /alone/ threads

>>927910
>My money is on the 40 something year old botanist woman
So, lets have a cheeky bet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 17:45:14 No.927921 Report

Quoted By: >>931211

>>927912
I'll bet you 6 gorillion (You)s it's autistic leaf man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 01:18:17 No.928192 Report

Quoted By:

>It's an "every single one of Fowler's traps are a sadist's wet dream" episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 04:08:15 No.928286 Report

Quoted By:

>>926989
>They need some more """"diversity""" cause all the white guys blend together.

It won' solve your problem.
All the diversity would tap out in the first week. (as they do)
And all that would be left would be white guys.

If you ban white guys the show becomes a 10 minutes episode.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 05:49:06 No.928333 Report

Quoted By:

Fowler will be doing the winnings!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 19:46:27 No.928689 Report

Quoted By: >>928691 >>928699

>>915238
TITTIES

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 19:48:08 No.928691 Report

Quoted By: >>928693 >>928699

>>928689
i want to stick my face in that ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 19:51:33 No.928693 Report

Quoted By: >>928696 >>928699

>>928691

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 19:53:25 No.928696 Report

Quoted By: >>928699

>>928693
Look at those titties

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 19:56:52 No.928699 Report

Quoted By: >>928705

>>928696
>>928693
>>928691
>>928689
And she also won 500K dollaridoos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 20:00:02 No.928705 Report

Quoted By: >>928707

>>928699
no way. i do hope she makes it to the end so we get some more shots of dat ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 20:01:25 No.928707 Report

Quoted By: >>928710

>>928705
>no way
fancy a bet?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 20:03:22 No.928710 Report

Quoted By: >>928711

>>928707
She is the one who is being shown the most in episode 1. She spent her energy building a chair. I bet she is gone by episode 4.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 20:03:57 No.928711 Report

Quoted By: >>928712

>>928710
>I bet she is gone by episode 4

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 20:05:29 No.928712 Report

Quoted By: >>928715

>>928711
Look at dat fish smashing booty

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 20:08:40 No.928715 Report

Quoted By: >>928718

>>928712
There's more nudity of her in the 5th episode.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 20:17:54 No.928718 Report

Quoted By: >>928719

>>928715
they blurred her sideboob this time :(

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 20:19:21 No.928719 Report

Quoted By: >>928721

>>928718
she's so cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 20:21:27 No.928720 Report

Quoted By:

i need to stop blog posting. sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 20:24:47 No.928721 Report

Quoted By: >>928777

>>928719
>she's so cute
I would fugg but she seems to be the demanding type of gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 21:59:56 No.928771 Report

Quoted By:

>>921488
They don't allow guns so they don't have to worry about permits and such.

Nothing to do with being more authentic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jan 2017 22:09:42 No.928777 Report

Quoted By:

>>928721
My impressions of her after the first episode were that she would tap out pretty early. But the moss pathway, the shelter and the fake tap out convinced me. So fucking cosy, I hope she stays till the end. Maybe not win but til the last episode.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 01:00:40 No.929364 Report

Quoted By:

this is your winrar right here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 16:54:07 No.929657 Report

Quoted By: >>929667

Post you are stinky hippiefu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 17:08:56 No.929667 Report

Quoted By: >>929674 >>929802

>>929657
hott

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 17:18:05 No.929674 Report

Quoted By: >>929675 >>929803

>>929667
What's that white fabric around her leg?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 17:19:25 No.929675 Report

Quoted By: >>929702 >>929803

>>929674
panties xDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 18:50:37 No.929702 Report

Quoted By: >>929749 >>929803

>>929675
I don't think so, if yes that's pretty disgusting because this isn't 40s anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 20:44:35 No.929749 Report

Quoted By: >>929803

>>929702
I think that is her pants, her longjohns and her panties.

I also can just imagine the hot waft of vag funk that must be wafting out there and it's making me a bit hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 21:17:29 No.929762 Report

Quoted By: >>929772

>>925473
>What is with these fucking hippies and heir sweat lodges?!?!?!?

One of these days, doing frivolous things like sitting naked in a stupid sweat lodge in the wilderness is going to end up biting them in the ass.

Ok, turns out it was yesterday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 21:25:17 No.929772 Report

Quoted By: >>929802

>>929762
how taped out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 21:53:09 No.929802 Report

Quoted By: >>929805

>>929772
She didn't tap out. She literally got bit in the ass.

See >>929667

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 21:56:10 No.929803 Report

Quoted By:

>>929674
>>929675
>>929702
>>929749

No, that's the shit bandage she came up with. It still probably smells like tuna tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 21:58:16 No.929805 Report

Quoted By: >>929815

>>929802
but who taped?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 22:24:53 No.929815 Report

Quoted By: >>929818 >>930263

>>929805
All of them, it's part of the show: they have to film themselves out there. I would think if they didn't they'd get booted out.

>grammar and spelling matter kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 22:33:49 No.929818 Report

Quoted By: >>929854 >>929861

>>929815
>all people on this board is an anglo
fag pls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 23:49:01 No.929854 Report

Quoted By: >>929867

>>929818
Fair enough. The "don't criticize my survival style" guy

Honestly makes me wonder about the authenticity of the show the way the guy keeps saying people complain about his style. Who the fuck would be complaining to him? Realize it could all be in his head but I can also imagine producers telling him to do stuff for tv.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2017 23:56:06 No.929861 Report

Quoted By: >>929867

>>929818
Ooga booga my ape-like friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 00:04:26 No.929867 Report

Quoted By:

>>929854
He was a faggot to begin with, muh strong, independent trapper that breaks down like the faggot he was. Also the woman who got bitten by the spyder got a lot of camera time...

>>929861
Nope son, I'm no negroe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 14:52:10 No.930263 Report

Quoted By:

>>929815
I like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 23:33:55 No.930516 Report

Quoted By: >>930563

>>915238
Well the people who make it the farthest aren't usually featured in the first episode(s)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 23:35:15 No.930517 Report

Quoted By: >>930520

Just finished episode 4

Im fucking tired of these people using the families as excuses for leaving. The black guy didnt fucking leave because of his family. He left because he was starving and wasnt able to survive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 23:39:18 No.930520 Report

Quoted By: >>930524

>>930517
Season 2 black guy left because he was scared of bears

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jan 2017 23:43:37 No.930524 Report

Quoted By: >>930580 >>930605

>>930520

I was talking about Season 3 episode 4 specifically. But people in these shows try to make it seem like there leaving because of MUH FAMILY all the time because they dont want to admit they just cant survive. Its always "I could survive hear forever but its just not worth it not being able to see me family"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 00:58:28 No.930563 Report

Quoted By:

>>930516
If dubs, shavefu wins

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 01:56:14 No.930580 Report

Quoted By:

>>930524
We should shame them on social media.

"I missed my family and had proven I could stay out indefinitely"

LOSER!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 02:33:55 No.930605 Report

Quoted By: >>930621

>>930524
Fucking this.

Like leaving your family for 45 days instead of 55 for an autistic woods adventure is significantly less selfish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jan 2017 03:14:42 No.930621 Report

Quoted By: >>931215

>>930605
>contestant shows up at home
"You're home!! I knew you'd win!!! We can pay off our loans and buy a new house!!!"
"Um... I tapped out.. I missed you so much.."
"You loser"
I wonder if anyone got divorced because they tapped out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 01:57:21 No.931139 Report

Quoted By:

>>926616
>The Danish version doesn't give a fuck.
>They don't censor swearing
They don't? And here I was thinking it's remarkable how much of the Danish language resembles English swear words.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 03:41:35 No.931201 Report

Quoted By:

>>926385
whenever they are filming there are 20 people standing behind the camera. It's a TV show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 03:43:24 No.931205 Report

Quoted By:

>>926503
no mosquitos?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 03:47:16 No.931208 Report

Quoted By:

>>926851
I hated season 2 for being even more of a scripted shit show than season one.
They show a lot more of the people that go, because after they left they have time to show the other people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 03:51:27 No.931211 Report

Quoted By: >>931237

>>927921
no Dave will be tapped out due to his male nutrition, you can see it in the openings

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 03:56:23 No.931215 Report

Quoted By: >>932757

>>930621
that would be really cool, because then they would be alone for the rest of their life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 04:07:46 No.931224 Report

Quoted By: >>931228 >>931232

>>915238
so what we know so far from ep 6
> Dan (trapper)
tapped out
> Dave
will starve and they pull him
> Carleigh
mental brake down, she is crying over a fish, holy f*cking snickers
> Callie
eaten by spider
> Greg
hypothermia or drowns in the lake
> Zacharia
builds a house in 3 weeks, bear brakes the house in 3 sec.
> Megan
the femonazi is strong in this one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 04:13:38 No.931228 Report

Quoted By: >>931230 >>933119

>>931224
>Callie
>eaten by spider
She took care of it with her herbal expertise, also she won and there's nothing you fags can do about it.

>Tfw I was right from the beginning and everyone refused to bet me
>Tfw the butthurt for having a strong woman winning it will be glorious on /out/
Deal with it already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 04:19:30 No.931230 Report

Quoted By: >>931236

>>931228
>Deal with it already.
You do realize that everyone thinks you're just some little 12yo btard right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 04:22:49 No.931232 Report

Quoted By: >>931239

>>931224

Dan was a faggot and I'm happy he's gone.

Dave is in it for the long haul.

Carleigh is weak.

Callie will tap from the spider bites.

Greg is my nigger and I hope he makes it but I don't think he will.

Fowler needs a better location.

Shavefu might win it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 04:28:13 No.931236 Report

Quoted By:

>>931230
What makes you say that? Are you triggered by the outcome of the season, you misogynistic asshole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 04:30:56 No.931237 Report

Quoted By:

>>931211
I'm talking about Greg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 04:32:53 No.931239 Report

Quoted By: >>931545

>>931232
>Shavefu might win it.
Interesting that so many of the candidates are from BC and it ends up not being there this time.

I think it's her or Greg, but I pick him just because he seems to be autistic af and doesn't need people and shavefu is a hippie type and they usually reach the end of their "journey."

otoh, we haven't seen her in a while which is usually a sign that we'll be getting a lot of her later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 15:59:34 No.931486 Report

Quoted By:

>>925555
>he was a fag that couldn't handle it
This
These faggots just use their family as an excuse to leave.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 17:18:39 No.931545 Report

Quoted By: >>931821

>>931239

>haven't seen her in a while which is usually a sign that we'll be getting a lot of her later

I'm thinking this.

Shavefu and Fowler have not been featured much at all in the last 2 episodes, suggesting they'll last awhile.

Conversely, Greg and Hippiefu have had a lot of screen time lately. I think they're toast.

pray4greg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 17:19:01 No.931546 Report

Quoted By:

>>926581
He thinks memes are real life
Look just because one faggots likes nagants and anal probing doesnt mean everyone else does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 19:20:52 No.931654 Report

Quoted By:

Greg you stupid cunt, I was rooting for you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 22:38:29 No.931806 Report

Quoted By:

>>915238
the fat women has enough fat to last a year. i bet she wins

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 22:56:12 No.931821 Report

Quoted By: >>931827

>>931545

>have had a lot of screen time lately. I think they're toast.

Or they just come up with a lot more shit that's engaging and worth putting into an episode.

It's always possible the other people are just fucking boring or don't have anything interesting happening to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jan 2017 23:00:18 No.931827 Report

Quoted By:

>>931821
True. I'm sure the producers do all kinds of things to throw you off, which is why you can't really rely on the preview or anything else.

That said, shavefu didn't seem boring at all to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 00:28:12 No.932639 Report

Quoted By: >>932685

>>915238
what is alone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 02:00:12 No.932685 Report

Quoted By:

>>932639
history channel survival show

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 02:55:40 No.932708 Report

Quoted By:

>>915487
>He has no clue on how to hunt for hogs.
Well, he is from Canada.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 04:50:57 No.932757 Report

Quoted By:

>>931215
lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 18:57:49 No.933035 Report

Quoted By: >>933109 >>933261

>>915238
>"Wow I really think this black guy is going to win"

said no one ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 20:54:54 No.933109 Report

Quoted By:

>>933035
cool non sequitur, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Jan 2017 21:12:27 No.933119 Report

Quoted By: >>933263

>>931228
>tfw when you realize you made a total fool out of yourself, because you didn't backup your statements with proofs.
nice SJWing, but now back to Reeeeeedit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2017 02:36:37 No.933261 Report

Quoted By:

>>933035
cool meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2017 02:37:08 No.933263 Report

Quoted By: >>935126

>>933119
I bet you six gorillion (You)s, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2017 11:16:58 No.933436 Report

Quoted By: >>933438

>>915238
Is there a way to watch it online?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2017 11:25:14 No.933438 Report

Quoted By:

>>933436
Nevermind
>>917049
Thanks, too bad I'm awful at understanding vocal english.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2017 11:39:44 No.933441 Report

Quoted By: >>933521

>>915238
How long the winners in previous seasons survived?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2017 11:55:06 No.933444 Report

Quoted By:

>>919000
I really hoped there will be that caption.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2017 12:46:46 No.933459 Report

Quoted By:

>>926503
>wanting to deal with mosquitos

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2017 16:37:42 No.933521 Report

Quoted By: >>933536

>>933441
S1=56 and S2=66 days. But I read somewhere that S2 started earlier than S1 (more time before winter; in time for salmon run), and of course S3 is in Patagonia instead of Victoria Island so conditions are different each series.

Last week's trapper guy's doomed to eventually fail semi-hibernation strategy would have made top three in S1 based soley on number of days. It's a meaningless metric except maybe knowing previous results gives the participants an idea of a minimum standard to meet to have a hope of winning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2017 17:20:02 No.933535 Report

Quoted By:

>>922988
Yell at fox*

I hope the guy who built near the lake wins. He went across the lake to find a river full of salmon. Everyone else just whines and "preserves energy".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2017 17:23:19 No.933536 Report

Quoted By:

>>933521
>Last week's trapper guy's
You mean S3? I'm at S1/Ep 6 so far.
It's kind of stupid that doing nothing actually lets you win, but guess it can be blamed on lack of food to prepare for winter.

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Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2017 20:30:25 No.933617 Report

Quoted By: >>933621

When it was revealed that season 3 would be in South America, I got really excited, because I thought someone said it would be in Panama. I was imagining the show taking place in a dense jungle. Patagonia is like Victoria Island 2.0. With the exception of boar and bamboo, its very similar. Shit triggers me

I think the show is going to stagnate if they don't have the next season in a location that feels significantly different. Imagine how interesting it would be to have one season in a forest, the next in a jungle, the next in an arid climate, etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2017 20:36:56 No.933621 Report

Quoted By: >>933682

>>933617
Shit, another thing I wanted to mention is how much of an advantage overweight people have on the show. They virtually have extra rations packed away in their body that will get burned up as needed. They should bar people from qualifying if they have a certain percentage of body fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2017 22:22:34 No.933682 Report

Quoted By: >>933684

>>933621
If it was me I would make a special season just for fatties and see how long they can last.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2017 22:25:08 No.933684 Report

Quoted By: >>933688

>>933682
400+ lb only

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2017 22:29:55 No.933688 Report

Quoted By: >>933691

>>933684
Theyd have to submit to the forklift of shame if they tap out, no fancy boats for fatties

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2017 22:33:33 No.933691 Report

Quoted By:

>>933688
By a helicopter, preferentially a Skycrane.
I accept nothing less.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 00:40:42 No.933758 Report

Quoted By: >>933762 >>935125

>>915238
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why did she have to get bit by spiders? ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 00:46:01 No.933762 Report

Quoted By: >>933766

>>933758
Did she tap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 00:52:25 No.933766 Report

Quoted By: >>933768 >>933778 >>933803

>>933762
At the start of a day she said the infection was spreading into her body and that it was probably her last day. She went around talking about all her favorite spots where she's living. It was cute/sad. Then she went to bed and said she would likely tap the next day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 00:53:27 No.933768 Report

Quoted By:

>>933766
I really hope she is just fucking with us like she did before. But I don't think she is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 01:08:25 No.933778 Report

Quoted By: >>933784

>>933766
So it was another episode without anyone tapping? Shit's getting boring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 01:17:23 No.933784 Report

Quoted By: >>933785

>>933778
No, some dude tapped because """muh family"""
In reality he was just giving up. If he could last then he would because 500k is a shit ton.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 01:20:41 No.933785 Report

Quoted By: >>933794

>>933784
Who? Greg?

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Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 01:30:25 No.933794 Report

Quoted By: >>933816

>>933785
This dude. Idk his name

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 01:39:51 No.933803 Report

Quoted By:

>>933766
That episode covered two weeks or so and Spidergirl was bitten fairly early during the span. When the guy tapped, I think it was several days after she voiced her worries about having to leave the next day so I think she got over it or at least is hanging on. The producers are doing some creative editing of the timeline so I may be wrong though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 01:55:48 No.933816 Report

Quoted By:

>>933794
Ahh, you're still talking of last week's episode, anon.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 03:17:34 No.933857 Report

Quoted By: >>933980

latest episode recap time

RIP GREG

Shavefu returns, and she is losing her marbles over a fox. Also, her shelter is absolute shit-tier.

Carleigh AKA sheltermaster AKA >>919210
is merely existing. Somehow she has not tapped out.

Fowler catches a bird.

Dave AKA ''''wise'''' attempts to hunt for wild pigs.

Last but not least, Hippiefu is actually recovering from muh spider bites. Seems to be doing well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 06:39:50 No.933980 Report

Quoted By:

>>933857
Was pretty surprised RE those spider bites. Legitameltly looked better from the herbal treatments. That's neat shit.

I'm personally rooting for whoever makes all those cool things, like the rake. He seems cool. Was pulling for drywall Dan Connor but he "taped"

And finally hippie chick I wish they would explain her current living situation. Keeps talking about wanting/needing to buy land then they show her homesteading somewhere. Just curious where the fuck you can homestead without owning land.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 17:00:36 No.934166 Report

Quoted By: >>934243 >>934403 >>934554

Press F to pay respects.

He was /ourguy/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 17:01:15 No.934167 Report

Quoted By:

I'm for shavefu now.

Dave is a freak. Fowler is a cuck. Callie is a trash hippie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 20:31:07 No.934243 Report

Quoted By:

>>934166
F

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Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 20:36:07 No.934246 Report

Quoted By: >>934250

>none of the wyman tapped out yet
How does /out/ feel about it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 20:44:19 No.934250 Report

Quoted By: >>934257

>>934246
desu, I really didnt like the hippie girl at the beginning, but after the bite she has gained a lot of respect and sympathy from me, so yeah, i'm rooting for her, shavefu seems to have her shit together, but haven't seen enough of her to have a real opinion on her
cryfu gets on my nerves. it feels like she cries everytime she on and when shes not she looks like shes on the verge of crying. get a grip girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 21:02:06 No.934257 Report

Quoted By:

>>934250
Yeah, cryfu is annoying. And while I agree with you that dealing with the spider bite was based, her whole Indian dream catcher shit triggers me.

I /shavefu/ now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Jan 2017 22:20:04 No.934287 Report

Quoted By: >>934390

Already watched Season 1 and I'm starting to watch Episode 8 of Season 2 and I see that they don't seem to care much about smell of food around bears and only few of them actually had bears/courgars near their camp.
I kind of understand them - walking there and here just to cook a single fish may tire you out and then how are you going to store smoked food? bear hang may not work if bear finds a tree to jump from or finds a line and cuts it, actually having your food near your shelter may help in defending it.

I have practically no experience in anything outdoorsy, but I have few ideas and I ask you if those have any sort of point.

>making a perimeter made of your shit/covering stakes in shit and putting them around your camp
>burying food in earth, covering it with brushes and setting pointed stakes around it or building smoldering fire over buried food and surrouding it with stakes. O ther method involves burying the food with mix of earth and large rocks, possibly lodged in hole's walls)
>being aggressive with these niggers from beginning - throwing rocks at them if they get near camp/you to make them think HUMAN SCENT = ROCK IN YOUR FACE. Also carrying a big stick and intimidating with it (could that work with brown bears? I seen videos of them getting hit with arrows and being rather scared of it)
>if in case of getting bear carcass - burn it. Smell of burning brethen, in theory, could scare them off as animals are scared of fire.
>a lot of fences, creating some sort of fortress

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2017 01:26:03 No.934390 Report

Quoted By: >>934405 >>934411

>>934287
You are over estimating what a human can do in the wild with 10 tools. You can't survive out there. You won't be able to catch/gather/hunt enough food to live unless you specifically go after big game. I don't know the hunting laws where they are but I doubt the could even legally hunt big game. There is not extra food to smoke and save.

Other predators aren't a problem. They don't come into people's camps. You don't need to waste calories smearing your shit and making a fortress out of wood.

Alone is purely who can last off of fat stores and get lucking with fishing.

Building a large shelter is a waste of calories. Collecting firewood is a waste of calories unless it is used for cooking food. Water should be filtered with a pump and then heated only if it is too cold to drink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2017 01:41:16 No.934397 Report

Quoted By:

>>926046
so they bited her during the sauna thing or during her sleep?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2017 01:48:57 No.934403 Report

Quoted By:

>>934166
F

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2017 01:54:05 No.934405 Report

Quoted By: >>934416

>>934390
There is a deer they aren't allowed to take in Patagonia and there were some shellfish that were toxic on the Island, but the producers could get them hunting licenses, even, I assume in Chile for many things or they could find somewhere where it's allowed to take game for food without tags.

And I know people who hunt big game with a bow and arrow. Someone who could do that would be able to last a lot longer than these faggots who build paddleboats and backgammon boards.

But given that Alone is a particular kind of game and not literal survival, I disagree that some of what you say is a waste. Keeping busy, to some extent, keeps you sane and at least in Seasons 1 and 2 that was the decisive factor in the end.

I wonder how many people, though, wouldn't need to keep busy to stay sane if they were eating 2000 calories of venison or pork every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2017 02:04:33 No.934411 Report

Quoted By: >>934462

>>934390
>You are over estimating what a human can do in the wild with 10 tools. You can't survive out there. You won't be able to catch/gather/hunt enough food to live unless you specifically go after big game. I don't know the hunting laws where they are but I doubt the could even legally hunt big game. There is not extra food to smoke and save.

I heard they get the same laws like indians here, so no limit on hunting.
About getting extra food, maybe they're just hacks, after all most of them knows nothing about plants apparently, you could set up extra hooks (wooden/bone hooks are a thing) for fish traps (put a pole at shore, tie hook with bait, done), check out for bears' leftovers, bird snares (all these fucking seagulls), hunting birds with bow and so on.

>Other predators aren't a problem. They don't come into people's camps. You don't need to waste calories smearing your shit and making a fortress out of wood.
Then why are everybody freaking out about participants cooking and eating in their camps? The question was as well is would smearing shit work.

>Building a large shelter is a waste of calories. Collecting firewood is a waste of calories unless it is used for cooking food. Water should be filtered with a pump and then heated only if it is too cold to drink.
Large shelter would allow you to do more than lying during bad weather, so you could busy your mind with crafting.
I don't get the pump thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2017 02:12:04 No.934416 Report

Quoted By: >>934426

>>934405
>Someone who could do that would be able to last a lot longer than these faggots who build paddleboats and backgammon boards.
Could they endure being alone (excluding the weekly medical checkup) for long ass time?

Oh yeah, btw. about Season 2.
I raged when that dumb bitch threw that salmon into water and when she didn't hunt that salmon she found when foraging. I wonder if she could get those seals somehow.
Kind of kekked at Jose, who got to the river just to find out there is no salmons anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2017 02:39:28 No.934426 Report

Quoted By: >>934472

>>934416
I think your perception of everything, including loneliness, is different when you are hungry. And pig fat and venison is fucken comfort food imho.

Did they reveal that they do those checks every week? I know that was their ruse to end S1, but I never saw anything that said that actually happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2017 03:55:51 No.934462 Report

Quoted By: >>934565

>>934411
Cutting wood for fires is a waste of calories. Using a filtration pump would prevent that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2017 04:22:12 No.934472 Report

Quoted By: >>934487

>>934426
Surely they don't have weekly medical checkups. That seems too frequent

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2017 05:36:26 No.934487 Report

Quoted By:

>>934472
well they probably have to pick up footage weekly too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2017 08:27:04 No.934554 Report

Quoted By:

>>934166
shit... I was rooting for him since the beginning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2017 08:57:11 No.934565 Report

Quoted By:

>>934462
>Using a filtration pump would prevent that.
Ok, I said it wrong.
Where they they could get a pump to filtrate water? All they can do is boil the water or filter with charcoal, pebbles and stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2017 15:28:06 No.934658 Report

Quoted By: >>934674

Just finished watching second episode of third season.

>Jim taps out because muh family
dude...
>negro wasn't charged at by anything and still holds on despite weird noises, build weird ass shelter and he can be attacked from any direction, it seems
>Megan walks in the water in full gear and sinks in quicksand
Dumb bitch
>"SURVIVAL SKILL INSTRUCTOR" didn't eat a single fish the whole time(his tiny ass trap didn't work, wow) and prefers walking around with bamboo instead of trying to catch fish, memes himself with axe and taps out.
I lose more blood when I donate, you wimp
>ginger and other seems to do alright
>NOBODY MAKES A FUCKING SPEAR
WHAT THE FUCK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2017 15:50:43 No.934674 Report

Quoted By:

>>934658
>WHAT THE FUCK.
yeah it's the first thing i do when i go in the woods i cut a good sturdy walking stick and sharpen one end.
anything comes at me be it a boar or stray dog or some feminist crazy is gonna be sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2017 17:35:24 No.934745 Report

Quoted By:

>>915880
>Him: "but I missed you honey, I love you"
>Wife: "ONE FUCKING DAY YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!"
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2017 23:06:39 No.934913 Report

Quoted By: >>934936 >>935299 >>935461

Ok, i caught up with whole third season and what I want to say:
-Britt actually surprised me with fish luring and trying to preserve them, but few bad fishing days and he remembered about his family and how he misses them, lel.
-Carleigh and Megan seems to be doing fine-ish.
-Callie was an absolute madwoman about THREE spider bites and now she is starting to holocaust the mouses, she seen a puma, so she rather won't chicken out when trouble comes.
-Dan gave up like lil' bitch.
-Greg should be a sufficient reason why you get CLOSED shelter with firepit and a lot of firewood.
-Dave seems crazy enough to win, but has to deal with boar and boars are pure evil, worse than black bears i.m.o.
-Fowler is a crafty guy and he had long-range contact with puma, so maybe he won't chicken out if something comes into camp. He should get a fucking door! Oh, one more thing, he should come back the Fish Holocauster 3000.

I bet my money on Dave, unless Fowler comes back to fishing.

How the fuck they're supposed to deal with boars? As far as the show told, they're mega cunts and throwing rocks and yelling at them may just cause trouble. Maybe bow and arrows Dave has should make the cunt think about retreating instead of attacking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Jan 2017 23:49:44 No.934936 Report

Quoted By: >>935198

>>934913
shut the fuck up with your Holocaust references you fucking faggot get back in your hole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 06:09:03 No.935125 Report

Quoted By: >>935481

>>933758
I hate that bitch so much. If the season wasn't over I would go there and bite her ass myself until she tapped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 06:12:21 No.935126 Report

Quoted By: >>935400

>>933263
> SJW
> non pc compliant language
the triggering must be as strong as your neck bearded ass breathing

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 08:42:05 No.935176 Report

Quoted By: >>935198

I just noticed there are more women than men left.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 11:02:12 No.935198 Report

Quoted By: >>935293

>>934936
Sensitive much?

>>935176
Funny, isn't it? And they're doing fine so far, the spider girl has the balls.
I think that producers deliberately few people who have burden in home, so they could tap out early for quick drama and more screentime for more stable participants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 15:33:22 No.935293 Report

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>>935198
>Funny, isn't it?
Nah, it's just the Southern hemisphere where everything is the opposite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 15:38:56 No.935299 Report

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>>934913
>How the fuck they're supposed to deal with boars?
eat them they are delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 16:48:29 No.935326 Report

Quoted By:

Just checked out the Danish version:
>no conifers
>wind
>rain
>no dense forest
>all trees are tiny birches
Good Lord, they're fucked.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 20:02:15 No.935397 Report

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>people get overly emotional and cry over not seeing their families for three days
This actually happens??

1st season sperglord is pretty boss so far tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 20:14:00 No.935400 Report

Quoted By: >>935785

>>935126
(You) have me confused with someone else. Lukr moar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 21:31:25 No.935461 Report

Quoted By:

>>934913
>Carleigh seems to be doing fine-ish
She looks fucking miserable, I'm surprised that she hasn't tapped out yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 21:37:50 No.935469 Report

Quoted By: >>935495 >>935520 >>935538 >>935562 >>936836

Chose your ten items from this list (http://www.history.com/shows/alone/articles/gear-list)

INDIVIDUAL

*Each participant must choose TEN total items from the following list. Selections are final. Once chosen, no items may be swapped out or replaced. These will be each participant’s unique tools used to survive in the wilderness on camera.

>Shelter

12x12 ground cloth/tarp (grommets approved)
8 mm climbing rope - 10M
550 parachord - 20m
1 hatchet
1 saw
1 ax

>Bedding

1 multi-seasonal sleeping bag that fits within provided backpack
1 bivy bag (Gore-Tex sleeping bag cover)
1 sleeping pad
1 hammock

>Cooking

1 large (no more than 2 quart) pot, includes lid
1 steel frying pan
1 flint or ferro rod set
1 enamel bowl for eating
1 spoon
1 canteen or water bottle

>Hygiene

1 bar soap
1 8 oz tube of toothpaste
1 face flannel
1 40 m roll of dental floss
1 small bottle bio shower soap
1 shaving razor (and 1 blade)
1 towel (30” x 60”)
1 comb

>Hunting

1 300-yard roll of nylon single filament fishing line and 25 assorted hooks (No lures)
1 primitive bow with 6 Arrows (must be predominately made of wood)
1 small gauge gill net (12' x 4' with 1.5" mesh)
1 slingshot/Catapult + 30 steel ball bearings + 1 replacement band
1 net foraging bag
1 3.5 lb roll of trapping wire

>Food

5 lbs of beef jerky (protein)
5 lbs of dried pulses/legumes/lentils mix (starch and carbs)
5 lbs of biltong (protein)
5 lbs of hard tack military biscuits (carbs/sugars)
5 lbs of chocolate (Simple/complex sugars)
5 lbs of pemmican (traditional trail food made from fat and proteins)
5 lbs of gorp (raisins, m&m's and peanuts)
5 lbs of flour (starch/carbs)
2 lbs of rice or sugar and 1 lb of salt

>Tools

1 pocket knife
1 hunting knife
1 Leatherman multi-tool
1 sharpening stone
1 roll of duct tape or 1 roll of electrical tape
1 small shovel
1 small sewing kit
1 carabineer
1 LED flashlight
1 pair of ice spikes

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 22:01:21 No.935481 Report

Quoted By: >>936153

>>935125
lol. Someone's jealous that a woman is more /out/ than he is.

Personally, I think it's awesome; I'd marry a girl like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 22:31:18 No.935495 Report

Quoted By: >>935497

>>935469
I don't suppose there's a location set yet?

1 Tarp
2 Fishing line and hooks
3 Fishing line and hooks again (or if this is against the rules, an axe)
4 Sleeping bag
5 Bivvy (SOL thermally reflective)
6 Cook pot
7 5lbs Pemmican
8 Gill Net
9 Trapping Wire
10 Hunting Knife (High-carbon)

Without knowing the location (and therefore the temperature range and food availablility, this is the best I can come up with. It's predominantly focused on food aquisition and temporary shelter setup, relying on the pemmican to make sure I can find a suitable location near a watering hole (where the likelihood of trapping mammals would be higher) and establish shelter before I get traps and lines set up. I'd probably be going in the semi-underground adobe hut direction for permanent shelter. With any luck, it would be on the ocean again, because (and how in two years no one figured this is is beyond me) salt water can be reduced for brining and preserving excess meats. By the end of week two, I'd expect to have a heated shelter and enough food coming in to preserve a decent amount.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 22:33:54 No.935497 Report

Quoted By: >>935520

>>935495
But don't take my word on this loadout, I'm no survival expert like the guy who tapped day one because he saw bear shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 23:02:37 No.935520 Report

Quoted By: >>935535

>>935497
In Reunion episode the negro said he was bluff-charged at by bear, how true it is, I don't know.

>>935469
-axe
-hunting/big knife
-paracord
-sleeping bag
-pot
-ferro rod
-fishing line + hooks
-1x pemmican
-shovel
-tarp

I wonder if on Island and Patagonia I could dig out edible roots, there have to be edible roots, right?

------------

Other thing, I read that all participants get paid depending on amount of days they stay and that Larry from Season 2 could quit job for a quite while. Somebody knows about that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 23:26:26 No.935535 Report

Quoted By: >>935555

>>935520
>bluff charged.
I see black bears all the time, they only charge if you give them a reason to.

Bamboo is a grass, i don't know how it tastes of how many calories you'd get out of it, but that's definitely edible. It's a relative of cat-tail so it's probably pretty similar.

It wouldn't surprise me. They're still providing content for the show even if they don't win.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Jan 2017 23:31:13 No.935538 Report

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>>935469
1. tarp
1. paracord
1 ferro rod set
1 large pot
1 hunting knife
1 300-yard fishing line and 25 hooks
1 primitive bow with six arrows
1 gill net
1 sleeping bag
1 ax

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:01:48 No.935555 Report

Quoted By: >>935565

>>935535
>I see black bears all the time, they only charge if you give them a reason to.
Well, "Uncle Toms" exist too, so you may find a overly aggressive black bear, so who knows.

>Bamboo is a grass, i don't know how it tastes of how many calories you'd get out of it, but that's definitely edible. It's a relative of cat-tail so it's probably pretty similar.
Bamboo sounds like a decent idea (I heard about bamboo shots as well). Would be slowly chewing plants a good idea to identifying them?

>It wouldn't surprise me. They're still providing content for the show even if they don't win.
True dat, who would want to sit there, whine all day and carry all the camera stuff around for free?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:12:52 No.935562 Report

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>>935469
With an eye to cutting that oil cloth into a few items, I'd go with:

12x12 ground cloth (oil cloth)
20m 550 cord
1 saw or 1 ax (depending on climate/season)
1 hammock
1 water bottle (large stainless steel, with steel lid)
1 ferro rod set
1 3.5lb roll of trapping wire or 1 small gauge gill net (depending on climate/season)
1 hunting knife
1 sharpening stone
5 lbs pemmican

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:21:38 No.935565 Report

Quoted By: >>935566 >>935569

>>935555
One of these days I'll just cap this so I don't have to keep retyping it, lol.

All grasses (single round stalk, alternating bladed leaves, single seed pod) are edible. Examples include rice, wheat, maize, cat-tail and bamboo. Best parts are roots and seeds.

All parts of all brassicas (four petal, four tall stamen, two low stamen) are edible. Examples include Bok Choy, Mustard, Cauliflower, Cabbage. Best parts are leaves and especially buds.

All compound berries (such as raspberries and thimbleberries) , crown berries (such as blueberries and huckleberries), and anything that looks like a strawberry (such as mock strawberry and arbutus fruit) is edible.

The only exception to any of these rules that I'm aware of is a compound berry in that exists only in South America and is white (which should be a pretty good indicator that you don't want to eat it anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:23:42 No.935566 Report

Quoted By: >>935569

>>935565
That should say "all parts of all grasses" though in most cases the stem is going to be a little tough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:27:58 No.935569 Report

Quoted By: >>935581

>>935565
>>935566
Great to know, I wonder how many edible plants are in Patagonia.
In worst case I would boil everything and try them all.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:33:19 No.935572 Report

Quoted By: >>935574

Here are some forum posts made by Fowler. He talks about modifications done to his multi-tool, and a little about the show. I'm surprised he chose the coldsteel shovel and a saw instead of an axe, but it clearly worked out since his shelter looks amazing.

http://www.survivalistboards.com/showthread.php?t=627137

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?29029-Alone-Season-3

Here's a Q and A Fowler did with PenBayPilot,
http://www.penbaypilot.com/article/alone-week-5-zach-versus-dan/80692

I also came across Callie talking about her knife in the comment section here,
http://www.thetruthaboutknives.com/2016/11/the-knives-of-historys-alone-season-3/

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:36:40 No.935574 Report

Quoted By: >>935581

>>935572
>coldsteel shovel
It's sharpened, so it can act as smaller axe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:43:02 No.935581 Report

Quoted By: >>935594 >>935615

>>935569
lol, probably not a good idea. But in addition to copious amounts of bamboo, I think I saw some lesser known brassicas and some sort of bolette, which unless it turns blue or smells funny, I'd definitely give a shot.

There's also the possibility that mice could be eaten if they weren't handled before cooking. While most people would probably turn their noses up at it, mice neither need to be gutted nor deboned and can be eaten whole, the bones dissolve completely in the human digestive system.

>>935574
Thinner blade, though... you wouldn't have the weight or the splitting effect that make axes useful; it would be more like a clumsy knife. But given the item count limitation rather than a more realistic weight/volume limitation like EVERY other backpacker ever, multi-tools were probably still a really good choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:57:21 No.935594 Report

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>>935581
>lol, probably not a good idea.
Probably, thought you can use methods like putting a plant on inner part of arm, then on tongue to check if anything happens
>But in addition to copious amounts of bamboo, I think I saw some lesser known brassicas and some sort of bolette, which unless it turns blue or smells funny, I'd definitely give a shot.
Thanks.

>mice neither need to be gutted nor deboned and can be eaten whole, the bones dissolve completely in the human digestive system.
But show said about diseoase in scat and urine, I wouldn't try a whole raw mice.

>Thinner blade, though...
Well, then winter may be tough for him if he won't be able to get easy firewood.
I wonder about multitool, though. Isn't it a bit too gimmicky? How many tools from it you need? I would prefer a good hunting knife, so it wouldn't break on rougher use and it seems to be a good sidearm if in grapple with puma or something.

A saw seems to be a good choice for finer tasks, but I would be afraid it could break due to bad luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 01:17:03 No.935615 Report

Quoted By: >>935701

>>935581
The mice in Patagonia carry hantavirus

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 01:19:58 No.935620 Report

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New bread >>935617
New bread >>935617
New bread >>935617

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 03:23:56 No.935701 Report

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>>935615
Which is why I said to not handle them before cooking.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 03:41:01 No.935720 Report

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Anonymous 01/22/17(Sun)17:19:58 No.935620▶
New bread >>935617
New bread >>935617
New bread >>935617

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 05:32:43 No.935785 Report

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>>935400
yeah claim you are someone else, your fagotry gives you away, always!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 21:24:03 No.936153 Report

Quoted By:

>>935481
I just hate hippies.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 20:22:00 No.936836 Report

Quoted By: >>937262

>>935469
i would take 1 of all the food (except gorp) and 1 sleeping bag and 1 ferro rod.
i would outlast all the tool-fags easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 07:11:30 No.937262 Report

Quoted By: >>937689

>>936836
good luck eating uncooked rice

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Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 20:46:37 No.937689 Report

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>>937262
why would i eat uncooked rice?
btw you can actually fry rice if you want, or break it up make flour out of it (or close to) make pasta and fry it like ancient bread if nothing else works.

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