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Continued 2.
Also, slight edit. I said in the first post i hunt in upstate New York, and i have no idea why i said that. I hunt in upstate Pennsylvania

>sit back down, still shocked from what i've just experienced.
>my two friends have no idea, i hand my sissy friend his pencil and we just sit there, ill tell them later
>the lesson gets going, overview, blah blah blah
>i imagine it was all standard stuff, but i was so seriously pissed at this point that everything that came out of this instructors mouth sounded like diarrhea to me
>they get into the lesson.
>it was ridiculous. completely ridiculous. every video we watched was just badly made pro-hunting propaganda. it was fucking awful.
>they actually tried to make Disney sound evil, and that they were conspiring against hunters and pushing a liberal agenda
>under any circumstances this presentation would be ridiculous, but what pushed it over the edge was that we were all there to get our fucking HUNTING LICENSE. obviously we're not against hunting! jesus fucking christ!
>and, if that wasn't enough, these people were eating it up as fast and sloppily as possible. they were all contributing little anecdotes about time the dumb-inferior hippies tried to tell them how they were wrong and then they sacrificed baby rabbits in their face and raped their bodies just to show what the natural order of things was
>then we finally get into hunting regulations and rules. i dont even want to get into this. the gist of it was: don't ever do anything ever in the woods. make no attempt to hunt whatsoever.
>he also told us his radio was tuned into every channel in Pennsylvania, and if we tried to communicate over walkies he would find us and arrest us
>we all laughed, he informed us angrily that he was not joking
>i guess he didn't know how radios worked
>we get into the meat of my hatred for him.
>he goes into rules when hunting around joggers and fisherman
>what? wait, what?