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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:45:27 No.935583 View View Reply Original Report

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Whats the worst dangerous animal run-in youve had while inawoods/desert, etc?
How did you handle it?
>I got bit by a water moccasin in Missouri 2013
>Sucked the venom from my hand
>My buddy drove me to the hospital about 10 miles away

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 00:51:09 No.935587 Report

Quoted By: >>935631

>Brit, scout trip around 2005
>Camping in woods
>"What's that noise?"
>Look around
>Badger at the edge of camp site
>Sees us
>Pisses off

Close one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 01:02:31 No.935600 Report

Quoted By: >>935605 >>936436

>Alligator?
Nope. Alligator hisses and waddled into the water.
>Bear?
nope. Bear was running away before I saw it.
>Rattlesnake or Cottonmouth?
nope. Rattlesnake and Cottonmouth just stuck their tougue out at me.
>Mountain Lion. Surely, anon, the Mountain Lion was most dangerous.
Nope. Mountain Lion stood in the tree and, while I was scared, the Mountain Lion just stared at me before silently disappearing.
>Then what, anon? What was the worst dangerous animal run in you've had innawoods?
It was a most vile, ill tempered beast. A pussy grabbing stinker with a reputation of fouling things up every where he goes.
Le Pew!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 01:08:54 No.935605 Report

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>>935600

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 01:14:32 No.935611 Report

Quoted By: >>935614 >>935627 >>935680 >>935892 >>937134

>>935583
aside from living in lansing, michigan which is rife with crooks, ive also had run in with an elk in the middle of the night, psycho dogs while skateboarding, a lemon shark while surfing in NC, seen sting rays while diving but kept my distance, lots of barracuda, and a girl named amber....she was the scariest!

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 01:15:57 No.935614 Report

Quoted By: >>935627 >>935892

>>935611
Was she a tall blonde that works in Commerce Township? Cause yea, shes crazy........

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 01:28:04 No.935627 Report

Quoted By: >>935629 >>935668 >>935892

>>935611
>>935614

Skunky here again.
Have we got 3 Michifags in this thread? Grand Haven reporting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 01:29:26 No.935629 Report

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>>935627
OP here. Leelanau Peninsula

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 01:31:46 No.935631 Report

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>>935587

close escape lad, could've scratched you and given you bovine TB

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 01:32:27 No.935632 Report

Quoted By: >>935637

>Knee boarding on the gulf coast backwaters. Fall off in a marshy channel. Can't touch bottom. Hanging out on the board while they find somewhere wide to turn the wave runner around. See alligator about 25ft away. His head disappears underwater. Longest however many seconds/hours of my life.

>walking back at dusk from fishing. Big forest preserve with long straight paths. Notice coyote following me about 1/8 mile back. Keep checking back and he is getting a little closer. I turned and ran at him and he ducked in the bushes. Look back a while later, he is back. Keep looking back. He's not getting close this time. Get used to him and stop looking back as frequently. "Almost back at the car, wonder if he took off." Now 3 coyotes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 01:35:45 No.935637 Report

Quoted By: >>935670 >>935744 >>936491

>>935632
You got lucky with those yotes mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 02:37:38 No.935668 Report

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>>935627
im from chelsea, thats me talking about lansing. i went to msu and then moved to oregon in the early 2000s but still visit...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 02:39:14 No.935669 Report

Quoted By: >>935702

>>935583
i was 12 and at Yellowstone and i pet a bison and it headbutted me and threw me a few feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 02:40:47 No.935670 Report

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>>935637
coyotes are pussies my fuck jack Russel terrier beat ones ass before he died in an unrelated way

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 02:51:06 No.935680 Report

Quoted By: >>935781 >>936397 >>939382

>>935611
>Dogs while skateboarding
Fucking this. I've been /out/ with dangerous animals plenty of times but they leave you alone if you leave them alone. Dogs turn into niggers and will chase somebody a mile away from them if they hear a skateboard rolling down the road. Caved ones skull in the first time it happened to me because I thought I was about to get eaten and have felt bad about killing a pupper ever since

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 03:23:23 No.935699 Report

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Manbearpig
I sucked his dick and he let me go

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 03:25:13 No.935702 Report

Quoted By: >>935707

>>935669
You and your parents are fucking retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 03:26:58 No.935706 Report

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literally stepped on snek when i was a teenager on the bruce peninsula. massassauga rattler. it was pissed and striked my rubber boot heal/didnt penetrate before going on his way quickly

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 03:27:24 No.935707 Report

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>>935702
wasn't with my parents

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 04:20:40 No.935744 Report

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>>935637
Yeah he was never in any danger. Only people ever recorded to be killed by a coyote was a 100lbs 19 year old girl in Canada, and a 3 year old girl. Even then they both lived for a while in the hospital but died from complications from loss of blood.

Zuriss !!S/L/65CPWjy

Zuriss !!S/L/65CPWjy Mon 23 Jan 2017 04:45:08 No.935753 Report

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>>935583
>Worst dangerous?

I don't know maybe a pill bug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 04:53:36 No.935758 Report

Quoted By: >>936901

>>935583
>sucked the venom from my cock
Is your friend retarded? You don't suck venom out of a bite dipshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 05:26:55 No.935781 Report

Quoted By: >>935809

>>935680
what did you hit it with? your skateboard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 05:32:37 No.935784 Report

Quoted By: >>938072

Somalian

When in the African desert avoid people, Somalian is very dangerous. I see something walking, I am alcohol. It get near, make sound. I run away, it shoot at me, no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 05:38:01 No.935786 Report

Quoted By: >>935794

>>935583
Black bears on several occasions, more snakes than I can count, venomous spiders galore in my bivvy when I've woken up, and at least one scorpion on my chest.

In my opinion, more dangerous than all of that was when I got bit by a tic and couldn't move for two weeks, thank God I wasn't out at the time, I'd have starved to death alone in the woods.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 06:07:53 No.935794 Report

Quoted By: >>935798 >>937072

>>935786

>I got bit by a tic and couldn't move for two weeks

Fuuuckkk meee. I run into Grizzly bears with babies and bull moose from time to time but they don't scare me as much as ticks and Lyme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 06:19:27 No.935798 Report

Quoted By: >>935893

>>935794
I don't think it was lyme, I think it was the other one, recurring sickness or something like that. Two days of wishing I was dead followed by two days of feeling like a million bucks (but still a little delirious), rinse, repeat four times.

>Moose
I live in the 'burbs, and we've been having this moose that comes through and eats off our willow tree every week or so. Damn thing has gotten so comfortable around me that I can stand about ten feet away from it smoking a cigarette and it goes right on eating (and shitting) like it doesn't have a care in the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 06:58:43 No.935808 Report

Quoted By: >>936418

Had plenty of Eastern Brown, Tiger and Red Belly Black snake run ins. Also chased by a male kangaroo and had to one leap a paddock fence.

No crazy predators here like you blokes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 07:06:57 No.935809 Report

Quoted By: >>935815 >>939384

>>935781
>Be about 195lbs
>Bombing Hill on skateboard from store with grocery bag in hand
>Probably going about 15-20mph
>All of a sudden dog comes bolting in front of me, looks like it's about to bite me
>Drop kick it and connect right on the top of it's skull
>Scrape the fuck out of my side
>Get Grab groceries
>Everything fine, thank God for double bagging
>Dog is on floor not moving with blood pooling out of it's ears and mouth
>Owner is crying hysterically and apologising to me
>Tells me to just GTFO when I try consoling her
>Go home and cry when I realized I killed a dog
I honestly was just trying to jump out of it's way at first but then instincts kicked in when I was flying towards it feet first in mid air

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 07:25:29 No.935815 Report

Quoted By: >>935854 >>936256

>>935809
I wouldn't worry too much about it. If she was more concerned about you suing her than she was about her dog's life, you probably just set the poor thing free. I mean, had it been me, I would beat you to death with your skateboard, but I love my dog like a brother, she probably treated it like property.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 07:33:14 No.935818 Report

Quoted By: >>936441

>go camping end of last year
>hot as fuck, no fish, decide to have a nap in my swag in the afternoon
>wake up feeling something heavy on my foot
>think its my friend getting something out of the car and just being careless stepping on my foot
>peek out through the mesh
>see a 1.2 metre Goanna stiing on top of my swag looking back at me
>grab my pillow and hold it in front of my chest thinking its claws are going to tear through the canvass and cut me to shreds
>yelling like a banshee at my friend in a nearby tent to get the fucking Goanna off of me
>yelling ended up scaring him up a tree where he sat for the next hour just watching us

Always been told to look out for Snakes under the swag when packing it up but never bloody Goannas, we didn't even have any food laying around so no idea what attracted him to our spot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 07:34:35 No.935820 Report

Quoted By: >>935827 >>935862

>>935583
Rattlesnake, crocodile and alligator in the Everglades.
Grizzlies in Denali
Black Bear and Bison in Yellowstone
Caught a few smaller sharks off the Texas coast

I've never felt in danger since I used common sense to keep my distance

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 07:49:02 No.935827 Report

Quoted By: >>935843

>>935820
>I used common sense
How does it feel to be a minority?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 08:11:46 No.935831 Report

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>>935583
I've run into bears before and they always run away like a little bitch. Fortunately I don't live somewhere with any real big bears. Saw some wild dogs or something today though, they kind of circled around me while I was attempting to start a fire but they lost interest after a little bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 08:15:41 No.935835 Report

Quoted By: >>935838

Got charged by a sheep in Glacier. Have seen plenty of grizzlies and moose up close, but that was the scariest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 08:20:07 No.935838 Report

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>>935835
>sheep in Glacier.
Ram Pops! Ewe'll love em'!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 08:28:55 No.935843 Report

Quoted By:

>>935827
being a minority in america sucks, duh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 08:33:11 No.935846 Report

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>>935670
They'll defend their den, but other than that, can confirm they always turn tail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 09:20:19 No.935854 Report

Quoted By: >>935860

>>935815
Dont be silly. If a owner cannot hold his dog right and it's about to bite me it's my goddamn right to fucking injure / kill it.

Even if just a small dog would try to bite me I would just kick him in his face

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 09:26:33 No.935857 Report

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>5th grade
>out mountain biking
>farthest I've ever gone into woods
>come to no trespassing signs
>turn around and start ascent back home
>3 coyotes in junipers uphill of me
>watching them as they watch me
>cruising through dirt flat trail before rocky uphill section
>going uphill, all of my nopes, don't fucking fall
>don't remember rest of ride home just those few moments
>tell parents, they kek
>tell classmates, fuck you anon, you're dirty phibber
>fuck you nature, everyone says you don't exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 09:36:53 No.935860 Report

Quoted By: >>935863 >>935864 >>935870

>>935854
Silly or not, if you beat my best friend to death, I'd return the favor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 09:43:53 No.935862 Report

Quoted By: >>936230 >>937256

>>935820
NY, LA, SF. Blacks (I'm nignog so talking bears), brown (not griz), rattlesnakes, coyotes and mountain lions. The latter causing me to take up arms, I know hike with a ruler Alaskan chambered in 454 casull.

Respectfully, how the fuck are you in striking range of a grizz and not alarmed? Closer than 40 ft and I draw for anything that can kill a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 09:46:17 No.935863 Report

Quoted By: >>935864

>>935860
You'd beat my best friend to death?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 10:00:00 No.935864 Report

Quoted By: >>935885

>>935863
>>935860
i love internet autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 10:41:56 No.935870 Report

Quoted By: >>935872

>>935860
Boohoo my fucking dog was killed by someone in self defence, better kill another human being who was just trying to protect themselves. As if you would even raise a hand against another person if you were faced with that situation. You might think you would, but you wouldn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 10:52:34 No.935872 Report

Quoted By: >>936399

>>935870
You might think you wouldn't, but you would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 11:27:46 No.935877 Report

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>>935583
I once saw an eagle perched on top of a tree a few hundred meters from where I was standing. France can be a dangerous place sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 12:04:12 No.935885 Report

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>>935864
No John, you are the autists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 12:31:02 No.935892 Report

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>>935611
>>935614
>>935627
Lol, another lansing fag here whats up guys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 12:36:42 No.935893 Report

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>>935798
Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever?
My dawg had something like that, almost lost him.
Fucking ticks scare me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 15:20:56 No.935943 Report

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I had to shoot a wolf that was acting aggressively on a camping trip in northern Ontario

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 15:32:54 No.935947 Report

Quoted By: >>935956 >>937068

I shot a moose and it ran towards me. Moose can run a few hundred meters after being shot before they die. This one was completely shocked and surprised and didn't know where I was shooting from so it actually ran in a half circle around me, just 2 meters away from me. I guess I was lucky it didn't decide to run me over and trample me, they can kick you very hard and possibly kill you with their kicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 15:38:44 No.935956 Report

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>>935947
also forgot to mention I stepped on a snake once before I saw it, fortunately for me I stepped on its head to it died instantaneously. It was a European Viper (Vipera berus) which is poisonous, but its poison won't kill an adult male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 17:49:31 No.936039 Report

Quoted By: >>939130

>camping on the side of a river
>quite large camping site, about 30 tents around us
>suddenly, 2 brown bears come out of the forest, cross the river and go straight for the campsite garbage bins
>bunch of drunken retards start chasing the bears away
>next day, huge mother bear comes out of the forest with two cubs
>everyone in the campsite decides it's best to chill the fuck out and stay out of the way
>all dogs placed on leads and tucked inside the tents
>spent that evening hanging our food high up in trees so that bears don't come into the tent at night (trees actually had hooks for that purpose about 10 feet up the tree)
>also spend all night with a hunting knife by my side, barely got any sleep

momma bears can be a scary bunch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 18:01:18 No.936043 Report

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>>935583
Pretty lame compared to yours, but here's mine:

>hiking with my dad
>nice weather, middle of the day
>turn corner around large boulder
>big ass herd of elk
>they seem as shocked as us
>the biggest bull elk I have ever seen begins getting very upset at us being nearby
>pull out my knife like that's going to do shit
>dad and I take a few steps back without taking our eyes off the bull
>they seem to register that we're not a threat and saunter off in the woods

We both decided that was enough hiking for the day and went back home. Other story is when I was a kid with my mom.

>live on a few acres of property
>decent fence around it, but I guess elk can jump it anyways
>school bus stop is past our backyard, and we have to go through our backyard to get to it
>sometimes a bull elk would jump our fence to sharpen its horns on a little pine tree in the backyard
>on those days we had to either hope the elk left before the bus came, or walk 5 miles through the snow or rain to school

Not really dangerous, but when you're 7-10 an elk being in your backyard is pretty terrifying. Pretty sure it was the same fucking elk too, and I have no idea why it liked out backyard so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 18:20:05 No.936050 Report

Quoted By: >>936055

>>935583
A boar chased me through a vineyard right outside my village
Europe is fucking intense

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 18:38:54 No.936055 Report

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>>936050
A boar would beat the shit out of the average man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 18:55:20 No.936063 Report

Quoted By: >>936069 >>936072 >>936229

If you're hiking in America do you generally need to carry antivenom and a gun or at least bear spray?

t. live in a country with no wilderness and no dangerous creatures

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 19:06:50 No.936069 Report

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>>936063
It's actually illegal to carry in the US, unless you're a licensed physician. Even if you were able to get ahold of some (it's not cheap, and there's several different kinds you'd have to buy, too), you wouldn't be able to carry antivenon without keeping it packed in ice inside a dedicated thermos, at the very least.

Really, it's not worth it unless you're planning on picking up every rock and sticking your face in every hole you pass. Snakes generally don't like being around things that can kill them just by walking, so you'll probably never even see one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 19:15:11 No.936072 Report

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>>936063
Antivenom is not needed and bear spray is only needed in areas where there are brown bears (grizzlies)
The most dangerous game is man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 19:16:55 No.936074 Report

Quoted By: >>936083

>on isle of Arran
>flip over a rock
>literal snake nest
>4 or 5 fully grown adders blast through my hands

Never seen one since. Had run ins with deer protecting their eggs now and again but they never came through.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 19:20:04 No.936076 Report

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Bigfoot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 19:25:51 No.936083 Report

Quoted By: >>936086

>>936074
Deer don't protect their eggs, they leave them to hatch on their own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 19:28:02 No.936086 Report

Quoted By: >>936091

>>936083
Red deer keep them in their pouch till they're ready to plant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 19:31:18 No.936091 Report

Quoted By: >>937263

>>936086
Red deed are marsupials though, true deer are canids.

Really, the only similarity is that they both lay eggs at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 23:13:11 No.936229 Report

Quoted By:

>>936063
Is USA really deadly?
Naw man. It's all pretty casual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Jan 2017 23:13:45 No.936230 Report

Quoted By: >>937987

>>935862
If you're within 40 feet of grizzly you've already done something wrong, but if you find yourself in that situation back away. They're not carnivores, they're not hunting you, and they won't attack if they don't feel threatened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 00:04:08 No.936256 Report

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>>935815
you wouldn't do dick but stutter like a bitch and cry, you fat faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 00:30:01 No.936268 Report

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>Doing a little kayak fishing down the Red River Gorge in KY.
>Hook a decent small mouth on my light tackle setup.
>while fighting and then unhooking fish drift up against fallen tree
>reach hand out to shove off
>hand right beside a coiled up snake chilling on the log.
>Im in a SoT kayak. My side is inches from snek.
>Think about hitting snake with paddle. Afraid i will fuck up and anger snek into striking.
>bail out of kayak opposite side of snek
>Friends wondering what the fuck I am doing.
>They all laugh when it turn out to be a harmless water snek.

Still scared the shit out of me.....fuck snakes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 00:42:05 No.936277 Report

Quoted By: >>936282 >>936284

>>935583
Me.

In college I was out hunting and came across a horse path.

A group of riders started coming towards me, so I stepped to the side. As soon as the lead horse discovered my awesome presence and 12 gauge shotgun, it bucked the rider.

After the rider gathered its mare, wits, and sideways knee, he apologized to me as I walked past them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 00:48:21 No.936282 Report

Quoted By: >>936284

>>936277
Ever since then, I hide in the brush when I hear horses coming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 00:52:16 No.936284 Report

Quoted By: >>936297

>>936277
>>936282
I don't follow. Why are you shooting at people out for a ride?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 01:09:01 No.936297 Report

Quoted By: >>939261

>>936284
In hindsight, that's a fair question.

I never fired or aimed at them, we were just both on public hunting ground and I was squirrel hunting.

>Land Between the Lakes
>My freshman college year consisted of depression and skipping class to go on 10 mile hikes with a gun by myself

I did cook squirrel in the dorms once and a girl said it smelled good and asked what I was cooking. I shouldn't have said squirrel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 03:17:39 No.936397 Report

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>>935680
that clackitty clack noise gets em all hot and bothered. ive had two dog run ins. once i actually bit on the calf by some hippy's dog at a park, the second time i wise up and used by board as a lance to parry this fucking dog that jumped out of the back of pickup and ran straight for me. i still like dogs but alot of them are d.u.m.b....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 03:21:43 No.936399 Report

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>>935872
This Violates The NAP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 03:39:25 No.936418 Report

Quoted By: >>937177

>>935808
The image of a grown man being chased by a roo is too funny to comprehend

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 03:59:13 No.936436 Report

Quoted By: >>936454

>>935600

I beat a skunk to death with a piece of firewood once...

I decided from that point on its best to shoot them, until I hit one with a 45-70 from about 3 feet away. Turns out the best way deal with those bastards is to stay far away and leave them be.

My most dangerous animal encounter I guess would be a toss up between the situations
>Neighbors new dog started chasing my cows and turned on me when I went to chase him off
>Racoon spent the night in my kayak and was not pleased when I tried to climb in with him
>Mamma bear and her cubs decided to come visit me while I was cleaning fish

I think I will have go with the racoon being the most dangerous since I was armed for the dog and the bear, but each one was not a fun experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 04:05:34 No.936441 Report

Quoted By: >>936509

>>935818
It's a reptile and you're a warm thing. It probably literally wanted to cuddle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 04:16:50 No.936454 Report

Quoted By: >>936496

>>936436
Even armed, you were probably still less safe with the bear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 05:30:26 No.936491 Report

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>>935637
Nah, only freaky because it was getting dark and a pack of 3 might be bold enough to start fucking around. Either way, gator was 100x scarier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 05:42:16 No.936496 Report

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>>936454

I don't know, a bear 30 feet away with a 45-70 between me and her seems a lot safer than a racoon literally pressed against my naked leg.

Maybe I am just too worried about rabies, but coons scare the shit out of me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 06:07:09 No.936509 Report

Quoted By:

>>936441
It was 43c in the middle of the day though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 08:09:46 No.936546 Report

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>driving on a rainy day
>going 80 km/hr
>black bear pops out
>"Holy shit!"
>safely stop car
>bear looks at me then runs toward the town
>probably a garbage bear

Car accidents are fucking dangerous.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 08:21:10 No.936549 Report

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not really dangerous, but it got my heart racing

>camping in Alaska
>tent is dark tan, blends in super well (pic related)
>wake up at 5am to a super deep and heavy breathing
>bear or wolf or ???
>frozen in my bag
>can hear it getting closer, sounds about 2 feet away
>other campers nearby
>don't want to yell and sound like an idiot
>viciously clap my hands instead
>full applause, full on american
>animal bolts off into the brush
>branches snapping, sounds huge
>finally look out
>moose with a young calf

Lesson learned, don't set up an earth colored tent on a frequented moose path..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2017 21:46:40 No.936901 Report

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>>935758
Other anon here.
Would cutting below and above the bite help?

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I didn't have any serious animal situations, but I'm fucking scared of ticks, you cannot stab the fuckers with a sharp stick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 01:10:50 No.937068 Report

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>>935947
Moose bites can be pretti nasti

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 01:13:24 No.937072 Report

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>>935794
Had Lyme, cleared up in a few weeks with antibiotics, no after effects. Just take care to check for them after going out and see a doc if you think you have it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 02:39:47 No.937134 Report

Quoted By: >>937247

>>935611
>lots of barracuda,
>sting rays
>lemon shark

Gulf kiddo here. None of these are dangerous.

I'd shit my pants if I bumped a big bull or wash tub sized ray though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 04:06:00 No.937177 Report

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>>936418
One attacked a women a few weeks ago. She kind of looks a bit roo like so I can see why.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-01-17/kangaroo-attacks-woman-in-melbourne/8188408

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 06:41:29 No.937247 Report

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>>937134
not who you were replying to, but some places barracuda will strike hard at anything shiny or food shaped. nearly take a hand off going after the glint of a watch or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 07:02:17 No.937256 Report

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>>935862
The Grizzlies in Denali see tourists every day and it was mid summer so they weren't trying to fatten up for hibernation yet. They really just didn't care. Look up Denali and you'll see there's only a single road in the park. I saw 9 Grizzlies in the few hours in and out; they're not rare up there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2017 07:11:34 No.937263 Report

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>>936091
The tragedy is that most of the eggs are poached after they grow into egg plants and are sold to Italian restaurants. For serious

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 05:49:48 No.937986 Report

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>>935583
I saw a brownish horse through my shitty binos that was about 300yds ahead of me. When I got to that part of the trail the horse had fucked off but there was a bear bait station about 20 yds off into the woods and plenty of bear tracks but no horse tracks. Kinda weird if you ask me. I think that horse was up to no good

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 05:52:57 No.937987 Report

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>>936230
You forget to mention that they are territorial and being too close identifys you as a threat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 10:01:26 No.938072 Report

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>>935784
Underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jan 2017 18:55:20 No.938274 Report

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>>935583
>running on a snowmobile trail in northern MN (in autumn)
>15 miles into 20-mile run so I'm pretty tired
>snowmobile is innawoods except for a couple farmhouses
>trail runs close to one farmhouse
>all of a sudden, giant dog comes crashing from the woods
>stands in the middle of the trail and starts barking at me
It looked German Shepard or terrier-ish but I can't remember what it was
>owner is in the yard, calling his dog
>"don't worry she's friendly"
>uh huh
>I'm a skinny kid wearing nothing but a t-shirt and short shorts
>my drumsticks are exposed
>he tells me to run past the dog but that thing looks ready to attack
>i try moving slowly past it and it starts following me, barking at my legs
>yell at dog to gtfo
>eventually owner calls it back and I run off
I get that you wouldn't tie your dog up in your yard if you lived innawoods but for the love of christ come grab the stupid animal if it's threatening some 150-lb guy out for a run. I would have had no qualms kicking the shit out of that animal if it came at me

Madsen Maskingevær !!o9Rj2xAYif5

Madsen Maskingevær !!o9Rj2xAYif5 Thu 26 Jan 2017 21:26:34 No.938350 Report

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Moose

walked around a huge rock, there was moose, stood the fuck still. didnt really know what to do, thankfully it moved on

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2017 00:49:29 No.939088 Report

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I was followed by a mountain lion for two days at work. I was hiking an overgrown atv trail on a brushy hillside with a large rocky fall into a creek below me. I got the 6th sense that something wasn't right and I saw it poking it's head out of some bushes maybe 50 yards up the hill, looking right at me. I stood still for what felt like 10 minutes, before cautiously continuing with my head on a swivel. It stayed a ways behind me, but it kept showing up throughout the day, and when I picked up work the next day it was still there and followed me for a few more hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2017 01:40:29 No.939130 Report

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>>936039
>with a hunting knife by my side

what for ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2017 04:04:29 No.939261 Report

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>>936297
Could have just told her it was tree chicken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2017 08:39:37 No.939382 Report

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>>935680
What a beast

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jan 2017 08:43:50 No.939384 Report

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>>935809
Pretty sad but dogs are retarded

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