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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 12:59:46 No.96761 View View Reply Original Report

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>tfw you will never wake up stranded on an uninhabited island

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 13:24:46 No.96784 Report

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It would be a luxury, wouldn't it? Here I am in college, busting my ass on a beautiful day, so I can be a software dev slave for the rest of my life the moment that I graduate.

I just want to go outside

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 13:36:41 No.96786 Report

Quoted By: >>96790

>tfw temporary exile to an uninhabited island full of coconut trees is the most severe form of punishment the Kuna people in Panama used to know.

Pic related, it's their flag.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 13:46:59 No.96788 Report

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Pulbah Island, NSW, Australia.

..before the NPWS made it off-limits for camping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 13:47:37 No.96789 Report

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>tfw hunter-gathering society is gone forever.

I just hope all the agrarian hate isn't true. Please tell me it isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 13:49:00 No.96790 Report

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>>96786
Looks like a peaceful place.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 13:49:44 No.96791 Report

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 13:53:54 No.96795 Report

Quoted By: >>96800

>tfw you will never hike across middle earth gathering magic items, drink mead with a dwarf, fuck an elf or ambush orcs ;_;

>tfw my life has no purpose what so ever

Serb !!mK7EShFVKBQ

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Serb !!mK7EShFVKBQ Thu 25 Apr 2013 13:57:31 No.96798 Report

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>tfw you never will have regular sex with Adriana Lima, or have sex with her in pussy.

Oh, wait. Were not playing this game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 13:59:50 No.96800 Report

Quoted By: >>96804 >>96806

>>96795
larp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 14:06:14 No.96804 Report

Quoted By: >>96805

>>96800

He still wont be fucking anything though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 14:09:37 No.96805 Report

Quoted By: >>96808 >>96850

>>96804
Have you ever been to a Larp?
(Protip: A European one). Girls are easy, there. And the easiest ones even dress up as harlots, so you can spot them from a mile away.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 14:10:04 No.96806 Report

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>>96800

Running around, stroking a bunch of autistic fat people with a foam stick wouldn't be the same thing, dammit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 14:13:44 No.96808 Report

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>>96805
>Girls are easy, there.

Girls are easy everywhere, bro.

>And the easiest ones even dress up as harlots, so you can spot them from a mile away.

Same thing everywhere else.

You don't get out often, do you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 14:49:43 No.96830 Report

Quoted By: >>96835 >>96851

>>96808
But I can't walk up to one and ask "Care to share a bathtub with a weary wanderer for a few silver?" without them getting offended.

Serb !!mK7EShFVKBQ

Serb !!mK7EShFVKBQ Thu 25 Apr 2013 14:53:32 No.96835 Report

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>>96830
I have you know, my father meet my mother that way!

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 15:05:30 No.96848 Report

Quoted By: >>96914 >>97405

>tfw you were born too late to command an army of the roman republic, chasing hannibal of carthage around the italian peninsula
>tfw you were born too early to fly a starfighter into battle during the second colonial wars of the procyon system
>tfw you were born just in time to sit on your ass and play video games all day

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 15:07:15 No.96850 Report

Quoted By: >>96856

>>96805
Scientific studies have proved that women tend to wear less clothes while ovulating.
You have been warned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 15:08:45 No.96851 Report

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>>96830
>answer is full of lack of confidence

I think I found your problem, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 15:09:13 No.96852 Report

Quoted By: >>97042 >>97227

>>96761
I woke up stranded on a desert island this very morning. Thank god I had my thousand dollar solar array that I in no way stole from the military so that I can power my laptop and type this over my satellite phone.

Serb !!mK7EShFVKBQ

Serb !!mK7EShFVKBQ Thu 25 Apr 2013 15:11:40 No.96856 Report

Quoted By: >>96867

>>96850
I DEMAND THIS STUDY!

>>96851
To quote Johan Scottus Eurigena famed theologists and philosopher "One is not possible to be full of something that is not created and does not create."

In other word: Answer cannot be full of lack.

This would get paddling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 15:21:03 No.96867 Report

Quoted By: >>96877

>>96856
https://encrypted.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=ovulation%2C%20female%20competition%2C%20and%20product%20choice%3A%20hormonal%20influences%20on%20consumer%20behavior&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CDEQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.csom.umn.edu%2Fassets%2F164458.pdf&ei=pkl5UcX6JMOKtAbgs4H4AQ&usg=AFQjCNEgdsY0UwOGHH8IeRCq8YZf3MrdbA&bvm=bv.45645796,d.Yms&cad=rja

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 15:29:56 No.96877 Report

Quoted By: >>97402

>>96867
>https://encrypted.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=ovulation%2C%20female%20competition%2C%20and%20product%20choice%3A%20hormonal%20influences%20on%20consumer%20behavior&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CDEQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.csom.umn.edu%2Fassets%2F164458.pdf&ei=pkl5UcX6JMOKtAbgs4H4AQ&usg=AFQjCNEgdsY0UwOGHH8IeRCq8YZf3MrdbA&bvm=bv.45645796,d.Yms&cad=rja
I think the important thing to take away from this is that it's women who are always trying to attract the mate. Men don't waste all their time putting on make-up and being /fa/ (unless they're also /lgbt/). A man's role is to be strong, a source of security and a provider. Women also like some novelty in their lives but that's a bonus frankly. As soon as you start spending all your time trying to attract the opposite sex, you've reversed the gender roles. You part is not to attract but simply to "ask" once the obvious efforts to attract have been made. Anything more and you are reversing the gender roles and failing at being a man.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 15:54:49 No.96914 Report

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>>96848

Soon dude, soon.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 17:57:11 No.97042 Report

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>>96852

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 21:31:36 No.97227 Report

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>>96852
Fucking HELL! My sides...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 23:55:53 No.97402 Report

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>>96877
I must disagree, like as they say on halloween when a woman dresses like a whore, a man dresses like rambo, same thing, just different method.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Apr 2013 23:59:20 No.97405 Report

Quoted By: >>97420

>>96848
>tfw you were born just in time to sit on your ass and play video games all day
>implying that's not just your excuse, when the starfighter era comes there we be fat cunts like you calling them welfare queens still. Why not join the airforce? Look at this tough cunt, he didnt say " I want to be a roman warrior or a space man". I've said this before and I'll say it again, people here make so many huge excuses to blame all existence for thier sadness.

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Anonymous Fri 26 Apr 2013 00:14:08 No.97420 Report

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>>97405
inb4 "Is he ded?"

In training, the Army uses real amputies like that dude, with realistic blown the fuck off prosthetic to freak out the trainees. I mean, make it more realistic. >_>

That picture has freaked out more people that Lemonparty.org.

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