>>971694What you are about to read is an actual review.
"Hydration Lurch
I recently found myself in a hydration lurch. Tired and parched from snapping twigs, I wasn't sure I had the energy to open my icy cold bottle of suds. Damn you import beer.
I first tried the bottle opener on my Swiss Army Knife, but I scarcely had the energy to pull it from the sheath.
It was then that I realized that the twig snapper I had been using to save my stick snapping knee had a double purpose; it would also remove bottle caps...caps attached to glass bottles which I had illegally smuggled into the provincial park. Said glass bottles are understandably illegal because they are prone to breaking and could pose a hazard to wildlife or other people. Nonetheless, I was glad that I had the Stick Snapper. I could have perished due to dehydration without it. That or starved to death due to lack of fuel.
Definite must have."
