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Anonymous Sun 09 Apr 2017 23:59:45 No.988364 View View Reply Original Report

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im innawoods and it's too wet to start a fire what should I do to fight off the crushing darkness

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:14:12 No.988372 Report

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looks pretty dry to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:17:43 No.988377 Report

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>>988364
Batonny chop chop

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:34:15 No.988391 Report

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>>988364

Baton your Builder Bars and use them to start a fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:39:22 No.988401 Report

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>>988364
close your lighter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:44:17 No.988408 Report

Quoted By: >>988768

>>988364

>Stupid enough to be smoking in 2017
>too stupid to figure out a 10 000+ year old technique

Yep. Checks out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:44:19 No.988410 Report

Quoted By: >>988523

>>988364
>Anonymous 04/09/17(Sun)16:59:45 No.98
looks like youre in the south of the or the west coast, chances are you can use some spanish hanging moss (pictured) to start a fire, in future if you're headed somewhere wet bring some tinder

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:44:54 No.988412 Report

Quoted By: >>988638

Make sure that when you baton you use the hammer of your hatchet on the back of your knife. It won't break the knife because they're both made of steel and have the same resonating frequency

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 00:49:46 No.988418 Report

Quoted By: >>989881

>>988364

>not carrying a gallon of gasoline with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 01:33:44 No.988489 Report

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fucking split logs with your gay axe, cunt
use your cigarettes as tinder, gay retard
baton with the back of your axe if your axe is too small, faster than with a big branch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 02:11:04 No.988523 Report

Quoted By: >>988566

>>988410
>OP says its too wet to start fire
>anon thinks that wet moss will somehow light up better than wet wood

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 02:23:19 No.988533 Report

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>>988364
What the fuck do you even need a fire for just eat a protein bar and go to bed. Your in the woods it's not like you have anything to stuff to stay up and do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 03:02:32 No.988566 Report

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>>988523
In my experience that particular moss is easy to work with. it sticks to the trees when i dies so it stays out of the water. Ive been able to burn it even in heavy rain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 03:35:41 No.988618 Report

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>>988364
Take the hatchet and beat the living shit out of the KBar and post pics.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 03:51:21 No.988638 Report

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>>988412
>Have a hatchet - engineered, designed, built and bought with the purpose of chopping and splitting small logs while camping.

>Using it to smash a knife into the wood

>>Why?!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 05:10:06 No.988678 Report

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>>988638
Its a b8 thing dummy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 08:41:55 No.988758 Report

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>>988364
Fucking Glutenfreeda. Do me a solid and don't buy their shit anymore. I deliver freight to them on a somewhat regular basis and the owner lady is an enormous, feminist cunt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 09:29:41 No.988768 Report

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Make a feather tardo.

>>988408
Oh is it the current year?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 09:34:40 No.988771 Report

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>>988364
>innawoods
>cell reception

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 11:07:53 No.988792 Report

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>>988771
The entire Appalachian Trail has LTE coverage now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 13:32:13 No.988840 Report

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>>988364
Find some standing dead and bring it down with the hatchet. Outside parts might be wet but there will be some dry wood toward the center.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 14:20:00 No.988879 Report

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>>988364
Just start a fire. I've started fires in torrential downpours where water pouring off my face is fucking up everything. I'm not sure why you couldn't make a fire, if that image was the conditions you were in at the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 14:23:55 No.988883 Report

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>>988771
There are cell towers going up in remote locations now for search and rescue in the USA.

https://www.google.com/search?q=usa+map+cell+phone+coverage&tbm=isch

Combine several of those company maps into one map and you see there's a lot less area that doesn't have cell phone reception now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 14:40:22 No.988892 Report

Quoted By: >>988928 >>988957

>>988638
Are you going to use the knife to hammer the hatchet instead? Thats fucking dumb, genios

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 14:55:35 No.988899 Report

Quoted By: >>989891

Too wet to start a fire

Dry leaves everywhere

>really???

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 15:19:15 No.988912 Report

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Put knive through your cellphone battery.

Viola: instant hot flame, suitable even for moistest wood. Added bonus: it even lights up more when in contact with water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 15:40:17 No.988928 Report

Quoted By: >>988957

>>988892
I don't know how to baton, the post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 15:58:43 No.988946 Report

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>>988364
I would post your coordinates, and then slash your throat with the knife. Then us on /out/ could see who could find your body first! Dibs on the SHAMAAHRG.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:10:17 No.988957 Report

Quoted By: >>990002 >>991273

>>988892
>>988928

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 16:14:15 No.988958 Report

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>>988364

Shove that flashlight up youre ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 17:07:48 No.988984 Report

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I forgot I posted this. I got my shit together and stared a fire then got bored and fell asleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 17:20:00 No.988993 Report

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>>988533
This. It's not cold, you don't need to cook, spend your remaining light building a decent shelter, scarf down those bars, and go to bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 17:55:34 No.989012 Report

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>>988364
>Take knife
>commit sudoku

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Apr 2017 18:09:40 No.989025 Report

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>>988364
Just go to sleep, wake up when there's sun, done. Crushing darkness has been defeated

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 14:26:08 No.989768 Report

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Open your back door and walk back into your house.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 15:37:53 No.989859 Report

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؜>>988364
Always carry a flamethower innawoods. It solves most problems.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 15:48:45 No.989881 Report

Quoted By: >>990007

>>988418
>Gasoline

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 15:53:17 No.989891 Report

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>>988899
>dis

that looks pretty fucking dry dude. just build low and slow. and start splitting since the inside of a lot of wood will be dried out already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 17:21:32 No.990000 Report

Quoted By: >>990054

>>988758
Get big maga sticker truckerfag. I would if i still drove. Fucking shitlibs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 17:24:58 No.990002 Report

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>>988957
The dubbed over text. Anon im trying to work and had to show this to a driver because i cant breathe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 17:25:50 No.990006 Report

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>>989859
Fire, the cause amd solition to all /out problemd

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 17:26:27 No.990007 Report

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>>989881
I know right?

Not carting a 20lb propane weadburner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 11 Apr 2017 18:24:10 No.990054 Report

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>>990000
I drive LTL so it's a different trailer every day. Otherwise I'd love to do some shit like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Apr 2017 00:55:00 No.991273 Report

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>>988957

It's a Gerber...so Nothing of value was lost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Apr 2017 00:59:04 No.991279 Report

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>>988364
take you hatchet or knife and peel a log or a branch until you reach smoothing dry, continue, then use the dry pieces

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Apr 2017 01:01:31 No.991285 Report

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>>988883
kek try living in northern canada, you leave your house and you're suddenly in a blackout

ignore this australian

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ignore this australian Fri 14 Apr 2017 12:46:46 No.992321 Report

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here you go OP, I got you this... pic related

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