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>be me >meet girl on the internet >decide to go hiking innamountains together >having fun, awesome scenery, getting along really well >when we're a ways up into the mountains, we see some rock climbers in a several hundred foot tall cliff >watch them for like a minute >right as we're watching one of them fucking falls >his harness or rope or something broke, he literally fell a few hundred feet, had to have died >girl I'm with gasps >I can't help but laugh >I just start laughing pretty hard >girl is shocked >asks me what is wrong with me >I don't really answer cause I'm laughing too hard to talk clearly >she keeps bothering me about it the rest of the hike >keeps telling me it's not funny, someone died, I shouldn't be laughing >I tell her to lighten up, laughing isn't going to kill anyone >she doesn't take it, still upset with me >keeps bothering me about it til we finish our hike >she leaves without saying anything, not even bye >this was a day ago, haven't heard from her since >pretty sure she'll never talk to me again
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>>993992 Laughing is a defense mechanism when you can't handle what's happening, you know
Anonymous
>>993998 That's true but in my case it's just because I was legitimately amused. I guess that's what a decade of spending hours a day on 4chan does to a man.
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>>994004 Should of raped her
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>>994004 If that was the case you would try locating the corpse to take pictures and post them
Anonymous
>>994008 No, I'm not a bad person, and she was a nice girl. Plus I don't want to be imprisoned.
>>994009 Not really worth my time, mostly considering his friends probably took his body away already. There were other people climbing with him.
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>>994016 >No, I'm not a bad person So you're vegan?
Anonymous
>>993992 was this at rattlesnake point?
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>>994019 No, I don't even know where that is. If you're referring to the OP picture then I don't know, it's just a picture I found on the internet.
Anonymous
>>994022 Its in southern ontario. dude fell there yesterday
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>>994025 Oh. RIP to him lol
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>>994027 think hes still alive. got to go for a heli ride to the trauma center
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>>994029 >be idiot >fall off cliff >free helicopter ride just for falling off cliff fucking nigger
>inb4 he'll have to pay for it This is the people's republic of Canada we're talking about. Of course he won't!
Anonymous
Was she shit testing you? You tried to reason with her, instead you should have said the climber was a cairn building tranny and smacked her on the ass.
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ITT: 3edgy5u op tells lies
Anonymous
>>993992 high stress situations makes the vag wet, should have impregnated her while she was thinking about a dwindling population
Anonymous
>>994045 Good point
>>994050 I don't want kids though
Anonymous
>>994071 then go ahead and kill yourself anon, you're already dead.
Anonymous
>>994072 If I'm already dead then how can I kill myself?
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That's pretty fucked up dude.
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>>994076 by fucking up again.
and again.
and again.
Anonymous
>>993992 I don't believe you. How could you be anything but shocked watching somebody fall off a cliff?
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>>994143 Because I expect people to do stupid things so these shocking things are not shocking. Hence when German campers get raped by their savage pet science projects, you may be shocked but a thinking person would realize it's the natural consequence of their actions. That makes it funny
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>lying to invisible strangers about how jaded you are >thinking anyone on /out/ will be impressed >>>/b/ Anonymous
>>993992 I just decided to make this post to tell you to fuck off, cunt
Hope you fall off a cliff next
And glad to see your shitty genes will never reproduce anyway
Cunt
Anonymous
>>994267 >mummy, mummy, someone is being meanie on the internet DXXX Anonymous
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>>993992 Damn, you really fucked yourself off here. Not only did you happen to find a nice girl that was actually willing to go out, she apparently was attractive enough for you to consider dating her. Then you show your true colors and she was rightly turned off. It's for the best though, you didn't deserve her, and now she can find a non-defective to impregnate her. It's also a good thing you don't want kids too, you would probably just fuck them up for life. Have you considered taking up shooting heroin? It's perfect for people like you!
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>>993992 It sounds like she has a good head on her shoulders. If I were a girl, I wouldn't want my potential future life partner/house mate to be a fucking sociopath either.
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