>Spends thousands on full frame gear
>uses top of the line equipment for dog photos
>everyone at the dog park is staring at their ridiculous camera setup trying to figure out if they are a creep or just autistic
>takes such unremarkable photos they don't even bother to get them printed
>"At least it looks better than a cellphone photo"
>wastes time on /pee/ obsessing over purchase
>turns camera sensor size into identity politics
>furiously specubates over the thought of convincing someone to buy the same thing as them
>Only turned on by MTF charts

Honestly insane the amount of time you guys spend thinking about another man's sensor. If you were actually that much of a sensor size queen you would be doing something cool like shooting 8x10.