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Anonymous Sat 03 Jan 2026 16:41:41 No.4491837 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4492496

>BOKEH is the ketchup of PHOTOGRAPHY, SMEARED over and POURED on by the gallon LOAD, obliterating any TASTE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 03:53:39 No.4492262 Report

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>>4492251
Ansel was no jew, Stieglitz was though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 06:19:56 No.4492280 Report

Quoted By: >>4492289 >>4492299

>falling for fake ambush and fake giannis in 2026
sure is new in here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 08:24:26 No.4492289 Report

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>>4492280
Cool story, unc

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 11:26:04 No.4492299 Report

Quoted By: >>4492321 >>4492359

>>4492280
>they hacked my twitter tier defense
Cute. You're still my favorite board schizo, /\mbu5h. And so is cANON.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 13:36:46 No.4492321 Report

Quoted By: >>4492359

>>4492299
Literally his more unhinged alter ego.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 17:07:16 No.4492358 Report

Quoted By:

>>4492203
Lmao based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Jan 2026 17:23:48 No.4492359 Report

Quoted By:

>>4492299
>>4492321
>more dishonesty

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 01:19:37 No.4492393 Report

Quoted By: >>4492394 >>4492403

>getting this upset because a brit made a reference to british food
Mushy peas are good btw. Not sure about mushy bowls, sounds pretty nasty

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 01:41:07 No.4492394 Report

Quoted By: >>4492395

>>4492393
You don't like bread bowls? They are kind of a meme, but I wouldn't call them nasty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 01:55:22 No.4492395 Report

Quoted By: >>4492396

>>4492394
only amerifats feel the need to eat tableware

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 02:12:44 No.4492396 Report

Quoted By: >>4492398

>>4492395
>europoor has never heard of trenchers

Sad! I suggest you learn a little bit of history before you end up repeating it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 02:25:45 No.4492398 Report

Quoted By: >>4492400 >>4492403

>>4492396
>the fatass is also a drama queen
Goyslop.... not even once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 02:32:49 No.4492400 Report

Quoted By: >>4492402

>>4492398
never get between a welfare bum and his processed carbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 02:42:29 No.4492401 Report

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FOR ME ITS ANAMORPHIC IT GIVES ME THE JUICE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 02:44:43 No.4492402 Report

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Oh no another europoor is seething and coping about american superiority after an americhad reminds them of their own edible tableware.

>>4492400
apparently you should never remind a europoor about their edible tableware. Lmao. Do you need a license for that these days? Is that why he's seething?

/\nonymous

/\nonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 02:47:50 No.4492403 Report

Quoted By: >>4492405

>>4492398
Kek, and a snapshitter too. One who is too scared to post his photos.

>>4492393
Pinch of salt and some butter. Fuck yeah. One of the poverty foods that is actually good.

/\nonymous

/\nonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 02:53:05 No.4492404 Report

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>>4492224
Damn, thanks, but I think Alex is in a league of his own. As far as I know it's his main source of income.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 02:55:36 No.4492405 Report

Quoted By: >>4492406

>>4492403
>still crying and seething a day later
Bullied.

/\nonymous

/\nonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 03:01:25 No.4492406 Report

Quoted By: >>4492408

>>4492405
Kek... scared fat nophoto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 03:08:03 No.4492408 Report

Quoted By: >>4492412

>>4492406
>coping resumes with more lies.
That is the europoor way! I know your type from /ck/ lmao

/\nonymous

/\nonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 03:21:35 No.4492412 Report

Quoted By: >>4492413

>>4492408
>fatass hangs out on /ck/
Kek... pottery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 03:33:00 No.4492413 Report

Quoted By: >>4492414 >>4492419

>>4492412
I usually go on there to make fun of all the europoors obsessed with america, and post my superior homecooked meals.
You really do act exactly like the seething europoors on ck. It's hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 03:44:48 No.4492414 Report

Quoted By: >>4492416

>>4492413
Doritos with ketchup aren't "cooking", amerifat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 03:54:43 No.4492416 Report

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>>4492414
>11 minutes and 48 seconds for a europoor to prove me 100% correct.
KEK!

/\nonymous

/\nonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 04:06:05 No.4492419 Report

Quoted By: >>4492420

>>4492413
>i only go to the cooking board to shitpost, i'm not actually good at cooking
Explains your nophoto presence on /p/, kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 04:11:37 No.4492420 Report

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>>4492419
You love making up random shit to feel better about yourself. Very very europoor of you. Post a meal you've cooked. I may just grace you with an image of proper cooking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 04:49:36 No.4492422 Report

Quoted By: >>4492424

it's true, that's the key. out of focus rendering is what it's all about. BOKEH is it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 04:54:02 No.4492424 Report

Quoted By: >>4492426

>>4492422
and I have the answer - Summicron-R 50mm, not an expensive lens, but it's got IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 04:56:20 No.4492426 Report

Quoted By:

>>4492424
go get it NOW

/\nonymous

/\nonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 07:49:26 No.4492436 Report

Quoted By: >>4492465

>the fat scared nophoto gets defensive about his food
Kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 16:06:27 No.4492465 Report

Quoted By: >>4492470

>>4492436
>Low IQ europoor continues to lie to himself throughout the night.
I knew it. You can't cook and are too scared to post meal. Lmfao.
Obese Europoor nocook projection at its finest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 16:31:17 No.4492470 Report

Quoted By: >>4492473

>>4492465
>nophoto argues with photographer
at least you made yourself a containment thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 16:37:43 No.4492473 Report

Quoted By: >>4492488

>>4492470
You like to suck namefag balls and I like to bully europoors. We are different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 16:55:33 No.4492488 Report

Quoted By: >>4492489 >>4492494

>>4492473
Ambush is american lol and he has a bunch of lenses and telescopes over $10 k each. Youre being set up you dumb new nigger try taking a photo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 16:58:34 No.4492489 Report

Quoted By: >>4492495

>>4492488
American in the broad sense of the word only, he's a canacuck
>inb4 muh donroe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 17:22:02 No.4492494 Report

Quoted By: >>4492498

>>4492488
>his lenses are worth 10k canadian pesos(3 USD)
His heart and mind are truly europoor and it is hilarious to point that out.
If you have ever been on ck he acts exactly like the people who make the "why do americans only eat hamburgers?" threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 17:26:09 No.4492495 Report

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>>4492489
Ambush confirmed Trudeau voter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 17:32:24 No.4492496 Report

Quoted By: >>4492497

>>4491837
even op's analogy was food related. he really is a fat foodie lol. too busy eating to buy a camera and only takes phone snapshots of his food like a girl. no wonder he doesn't like bokeh, he is a sensorlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 17:44:27 No.4492497 Report

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>>4492496
>nophoto gets baited by OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 17:50:41 No.4492498 Report

Quoted By: >>4492499 >>4492501

>>4492494
>I get made fun of on /ck/ too, not just /p/
Awww do they laugh at your phone pics of your slopburgers? Poor baby lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 17:55:26 No.4492499 Report

Quoted By:

>>4492498
Nice projection. Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 17:57:32 No.4492501 Report

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>>4492498
Last time I posted a burger people were saying theyd pay money for it a restaurant lol.
When I make burgers I smoke them with hickory or oak depending on if I use beef or pork.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 18:11:38 No.4492504 Report

Quoted By: >>4492506

>op has snapped
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 18:23:02 No.4492506 Report

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>>4492504
>namefag has days long meltdown over getting called a mushlet
Is this the true power of namefaggotry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 18:32:07 No.4492507 Report

Quoted By: >>4492508

I bet we can find the /ck/ thread where someone made fun of his cellphone slopburger snapshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 18:44:13 No.4492508 Report

Quoted By:

>>4492507
>Wait everyone! Do not take a bite I must get my professional camera out to photograph this tasty morsel!
>just wait another 5 minutes. Im getting the composition and lighting just right!
>food gets cold
>dinner ruined because of autism
Thank you for the laughs cooklet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 21:31:21 No.4492517 Report

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>fat and poor glutton is jealous of professional camera gear: the thread
We got to the bottom of this one pretty quickly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 21:38:45 No.4492518 Report

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Mushlet meltdown: the thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 23:44:52 No.4492522 Report

Quoted By: >>4492524

Nice melty namefags

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Jan 2026 23:50:38 No.4492524 Report

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>>4492522
They're so self serious, insecure, and attention whoring they had a literal meltdown over a joke about mushy peas and a blurry snapshit.

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