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>Be Sugar
>Be fat
>Look like a fucking serial killer with a ZZ Top beard
>People don't fuck with me because I look like I could kill them with a paper clip
Except this one time on the Salt Flats
>Be Sugar
>Get behind the scenes tour of the Bonneville Race Week by one of the course officials who has been running the event for the last 30 years
>Get to the start line, a jet car is lining up to make a pass
>Start to set up my 4x5
>Two track officials start having a conniption because I'm not wearing a press vest
>"Hey you where's your press credentials you can't be here"
>"See that guy over there?"
>"Yeah"
>"Those are my press credentials" *points to the official giving me the tour*
>mfw got closer and better access to the course than people with actual press credentials
