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>BE ME
>FRIEND OF BRUCE GILDEN
>REALLY LIKE HIS USE OF FLASH
>WANT TO EMULATE IT BUT NOT SURE
>SOLUTION: BUY CAMERA WITH 3 FLASH SHOES THE SIZE OF A LITERAL BRICK
>ATTACH THREE FLASHES TO ONE CAMERA AND SHOOT STRAIGHT INTO PEOPLES RETINAS
>THEY WILL BE TOO BLIND TO ATTACK YOU
>RACK YOUR SHUTTER LIKE A SHOTGUN BY PULLING IT OUT, NOT LIKE A BOP-IT, BUT A FUCKING SHOTGUN
>SLAM THAT SHIT BACK IN LIKE A CHAD-SLAYING PHOTOGRAPHER ON METH
>STARE THEM DOWN "iLL dO iT aGAIN MOTHERFUCKER" IF THEY LOOK AT YOU FUNNY
>WALK AWAY
>LOOK FOR NEXT VICTIM.
