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>walk around with howitzer DSLR
>see soi-boi with little mirrorless camera
>CLI-CLACK
>mirrorless boy stumbles backwards and falls
>CLI-CLACK
>the sound causes him to twitch on the ground as he backs away from me
>CLI-CLACK
>girls nearby are visibly turned on
>"hey baby, like my camera?"
>CLI-CLACK
>girls jump and giggle
>iamtheman.jpg
>when suddenly a strange wind blows
>i turn to see mirrorless boy leap to his feet and run
>i turn back to see the girls fixated on something behind me, eyes and mouths wide open as they slowly back away
>thisisntright.gif
>slowly i do a 180 to see a bearded man in a cowboy duster approach me
>his right hand holding a Mamiya 645e
>i chuckle nervously as i blurt out "heh...nice antique old man"
>the man stops right in front of me and stares
>i lift my DSLR
>he doesn't move
>i put the lens right in his face
>he doesn't even blink
>CLI-CLACK
>like a statue
>he grins as he lifts the 645e to his eye
>i brace myself for what is about to come
>KA-BOOOOOOOOOM
>i'm blown back 6ft and fall to the ground
>KA-BOOOOOOM
>the ground shakes and windows shatter
>KA-BOOOOOOOOOM
>people scatter in all directions as car alarms go off for miles
>i close my eyes as i listen to him wind the film
>please...please dear god...not again
>he leans down and puts the camera right in my face
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>i hear a tiny little click as he locks the shutter
>then open my eyes to see him put the lens cap back on
>i sit ears ringing, dumbfounded, as the man with the 645e walks away