>>3055484>how's it feel to be gay?god damn I only wish.
not having to put up with stupid bitches asking if I think they are fat or if I think they are pretty and being too tired after work to lie.
my gay friends get to have sex and know that it's just sex with no pretense about actually liking whoever they are fucking.
meanwhile I get in shit for checking out hotter girls than whoever I'm out with but don't really care because I have had to finish myself off for the last 3 months since she put on 20lbs and only really wants to cuddle now and talks about how fat she has gotten looking for me to say it's ok, but it's not ok.when I see a gastley heffer like OP's pic, all I see is McDonald's Grimace.
shit were I gay, I would never again have to lie and say "No your ass doesn't look fat, what are you talking about?" again.
shit would be great
