>>3276303Picture of a frog
One time when I was out shooting street ‘tog (street photography for the uninitiated) I had to stop for a bathroom break and the only place nearby was a Home Depot.
Being the original artist that I am, I picked up a trowel used for spreading cement into the restrooms with me.
Bring a big fan of pork rinds, I began to extrude the biggest loaf of muddy, thick, clay shit out of my ass like I was a Play-Doh press, pressing out every color into a new brown spiral circling the toilet bowl.
I had the biggest smile on my face.
Like a true artist I fished out my poop from the toilet and packed it onto my Sony A7RIII. Using it like a painter pallete, I began to use the trowel to spread my glorious brown sludge all over the walls of the bathroom, walking around with my pants at my ankles as middle aged men with prostate problems watched on from the urinals.
Soon the walls, plumbing fixtures, mirrors, and even the old men were covered in poo. I ran out of Home Depot with my pants around my ankles and chuckled all the way home.
