>>4028733I take 3 f2.8 zooms, a 35mm and 85mm f1.4 and two bodies.
This is quite a normal setup.
You're definitely going to need at least a 70-200 and 24-70, fast short Tele and fast wide\normal. A macro is a popular choice too.
In fact if you go "what's in my wedding photography bag" then 5 lenses seems to be the absolute minimum.
Are you just mad that you can't afford a nifty fifty and seeing people talk about gear is a constant reminder that you can't afford to be a professional photographer?