>>4392006>be some loser neet in 2000>enter a Sexiest Geek Alive contestLittle did you know, the northtroops have infiltrated the venue the night before, removing every aperture mechanism off of the broadcast cameras, and locked the focus with superglue.
>When the contest begins, Toneh descends upon the stage, and stands frozen in place with his signature shit-eating grin. The only thing in focus is a thin strip of his iris, gazing, searching, victorious.With a slow blink, he revels in the creation of his legend. The background roars, in unison, an unholy blur of confused geeks. the foreground is occupied by the onlooker gasp in horror. Toneh is king. Toneh is all.
