>>3681906>born into peasant family of 12>no dad>most of your siblings die>work hard on farm all day>one day some nobleman is riding his horse and accidentally tramples you>no compensation from him>break arm with no modern healthcare>your arm is now permanently fucked>cannot work as hard now>family is even poorer>you have outlived 90% of children and made it to 11>the village decides your mom is a witch>burn her house to the ground>hang her and all your sisters>you are now a 15 year old virgin, how pathetic>see plump qt. 14 year old with wide, birthing hips for your children>offer her your hand in marriage>"No lol, why would I marry a homeless, impoverished, crippled, diseased, emaciated man who has only a pathetic and failing farm?">ye old blackened pill hath struck once more >"Also I'm married to Chad the Manly.">the local blacksmith strides into the room>years of hard labour hath strengthened his fists>Chad the Manly lays you low>wake up hours later in a pile of fresh ox shit>find your 1st cousin>she is an ugly, squat woman with a crooked nose and narrow hips, poor for childbirth>marry her and have many children>wife dies in childbirth>baby dies too>other 7 children are hungry>5 of them die>have to give your grain to the king>go to witch doctor>he cuts your dick off>infection from wound kills you at 29>your corpse is buried in a shallow grave and eaten by dogs>your son has no father figure and becomes a violent criminal>he charges into the College of Alchemy and commits a school slaying while his minstrels play this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRIfsFefatg&abIndeed Anon, what a time to be alive...
